The Crazy Horse

I wasn't in the city for long but had time a few hours to kill so I went to the Crazy Horse Theatre. It was early evening so the entrance fee was…

Stopped in on a Thursday night around 9:30. I have visited the Crazy Horse a couple times before on business trips, but hadn't been there in probably 2 years. I…

I went later on a Sat evening and stayed late. The club filled up and was a zoo when the featured dancer came on. The girls were high pressure in…

Ok so this was last night. Lets just say this was one of the strangest strip clubs experiences. I'll preface this review by saying it was a very slow night (Sunday) and…

Went around 6PM on a Saturday, maybe 6 girls working. My prior experiences with clubs thus far has been if you sit in the rail you might get a face full…

I went here for the first time a few months ago, pretty new to strip clubs so I'm not sure how it compares to others in the area but it did the…

I stopped in on a Wednesday because I had some time to kill after work and before meeting up with some friends for an evening drink. From 6-9 on Wednesday's it is…

Crazy Horse is by itself on Market Street, rather than in the big cluster of other clubs up on Broadway. The cover charge was $25. The club doesn't have any tables…

I'm not familiar with SF, so I didn't realize I had already passed this place when I was wandering about in downtown. It's only a few blocks away from the tourists, the…

This was a different sort of strip club experience for me. It was good. I will return. Crazy Horse is located in a tourist area of San Fran - and cannot be missed.…

This is a compendium review of a Monday night visit, and a visit on Thursday afternoon and evening. The theatre part is getting to be an uncomfortable dump. I for one like…

There's a lot that can be had here but there are a number of dancers that will try very hard for a premium upsell. Make sure you know what you're getting before…

Not a ton of patrons there which made the stage-side scene a bit awkward. But dancers were generally friendly and accommodating. The club still has sort of a funky layout,…

I'm in town fairly often for business and try to make a point to stop by Crazy Horse once while I'm there. The club in general is decent, and the mini good-contact…

I visited Crazy Horse after a long time. I was hoping that the place has improved. Paid the 25+ cover and entered the familiar looking place. Most of the dancers looked very…

Visited on a saturday some time before christmas 21$ entry. Day shift was quite unspectacular, but the night shift seemed to improve. Everybody mentions the stage design so I won't mention it,…

I reviewed ol CH maybe 6 months back, but I figured an update wouldn't hurt. There have been a lot of changes at CH over the last 6ish months. The dancer board is…

I walked into CH on a Wednesday afternoon. It was fairly low key - typical for the afternoon shift. The usual dancers were there. I had great lapdances with Sharlette - took…

It pains me to write this but Crazy Horse is no longer my go to club. I don't make it here as much as I used to because of my work location,…

My how things have changed. I was a fan of Crazyhorse for a long while but I haven't been back for more than a few months. The girls working the…

They had a feature on. Her name is Vicki Chase. She's a cute Latina! The had a few two girl shows which weren't very interactive with each other just the pervert's…

As others have said, the Horse is not quite a "regular" club. It's set up like a theatre, with rail seating as well, and a lap dance room, private dance areas,…

Ive been to this club too many times to count. This is my favorite spot in the bay by far. The mileage has gone down since the tech gentrification boom started hitting…

As has been discussed this club has a theater style layout. Was impressed with the PS rooms - very private. LD are 20, PS are 100+ depending on the room. There were…

I probably shouldn't be qualified to judge this place because I only get to SF now and again but I had a couple of hours to kill last Friday afternoon so I…

Crazy Horse is an interesting club. It's in a slightly rough area, is pretty middling in terms of the physical club, and it's on the seedy end of the clubs I've…

Inside the club, there is a stage at the end, and theatre-style seating. I suggest you first take a seat at the back rows, to get a feel for the girls. If…

Crazy Horse used to be my favorite SF strip club. After not going there for about a year, I went this last Saturday afternoon, along with a friend. Wow, how…

This club remains a nice throwback to SF's more sinful past. If you're a local who's used to the cost of living, then maybe you'll have the tolerance for the hustling, prices,…

went there Monday afternoon. It was unusually slow and not too many girls dancing. The quality of girls was average with some hotties and other so so. Sat stage side and enjoyed…

I agree with others here that dayshift is the time to go to the Crazy Horse. Sure there is more choice at night but it's too busy and difficult to corral the…

I decide to go to the Crazy Horse on Monday during the afternoon. Not much going on outside. The building is a converted theater in a "changing neighborhood." I felt safe but…

Day shift has fewer girls but you get more attention. The club can get kinda packed on nights and weekends. During these times you may get a girl more anxious…

I am very much a day shift patron, both because it fits into my schedule and because in my experience extra's no matter what the club are more common. The tradeoff…

So when Im in the mood to see some hot ladies and not sure where i want to go, crazy horse is always my safe bet. While they always have mostly 6s…

Crazy Horse Went alone to Crazy Horse on a Friday evening. Like the previous time I went, overall dancer quality was pretty low, with few making any use of the pole and…

Headed there recently to celebrate after watching my favorite football team win. After paying the fee you walk into a rectangle shaped theater with a T-shaped stage forming from the back wall.…

I went to go see Asa Akira as she was performing that day. I came in around 10 and there was a decent amount of girls around 8-10, but as time went…

I was in for a meeting and had been here before in the past a few years back. I had a great time before so I thought I would give it…

I made it my goal to get a dance from every girl at the club. I strolled in at 3.30 on a Saturday afternoon and was one of 3 PLs in the…

I'd written a favorable review of this club the last time I went up to SF but to my extreme disappointment, this last visit was a complete rip off. If you ever…

Was in San Francisco for a business trip a couple of weeks ago. Since I had to spend some time before a business dinner, I went to the Crazy Horse, which was…

I was here back in 2005. It was a happening club. Mostly hot girls and great shows. There were a number of girls but only a few were hot. Most were not that…

Crazy Horse is one of those places that generally has below average dancers, but there are still a few surprises every once in awhile. On the price scale, it's probably the best…

Visit San Francisco on a conference trip. Studied around and picked this club. First of all, if you drive, parking is really yricky. I was lucky to find a parking garage around 5th…

Went to the crazy horse after a night in the Loin. Didn't expect it to be so "theater-ish", but it didn't really matter. Wasn't a bad experience. The dancers are pretty much…

This was the first club I ever visited, years ago when I was just getting in to the hobby. Needless to say, it has not improved with age. The layout is…

Crazy Horse is kind of a musty old theater with nude dancers on a catwalk stage. It's a slightly strange setup as the girls will often stop and mingle with the…

Crazy Horse remains a bit of a charming dive, and dishes out inconsistent experiences. I continue to have trouble figuring out whether I should recommend this place or not. Find…

I've been to Crazy Horse a few times now. I'm a sucker for the high-mileage floor shows - if you tip pretty well ($2 - $3 / song) you can often…

Came here with my fiancé while on vacation. She likes to let loose when we're at a city where no one knows and this club is GREAT for that. Not only was…

As noted elsewhere this a converted theater. The girls dance nude and there is no alcohol served. There is a vending machine with drinks and some snacks. If you sit in the…

The physical layout of the club has been extensively covered in previous reviews. A few years ago they added or reconfigured space for additional private rooms, other than that it seems…

Visited CH on a Friday while in town for business. I will say that I had a very nice time and met some generous and beautiful women, but in general, I…

Thursday afternoon at the Crazy Horse. Minor improvements like electronic signs and lineups but still the same old theater-turned-strip-club. Small lineup filled up with Asians ranging from 5-9s. Nothing seems to change.…

Was back in SF for business and was out with coworkers drinking. One thing led to another and someone suggested stripclubs. I had a good time at Crazyhorse last time I visited…

Full contact club, get a chance to rub dancer's titties right when they dance on stage. titty press for $1.. where else are you going to get that.. dollar bills go a…

I used to be a regular a couple of years back. Stopped going after one if the dancers ripped me off. Anyway decided to go back and check it out…

I happened on the Crazy Horse while walking down Market and stopped in to have a look. The place is set up theater style with a row of seats immediately in front…

I've been a regular of this club for 7+ years and have seen much talent come and go. Currently, the club is not at its peak in terms of talent, but there's…

Decided to try this instead of MBoT as I was passing by. High cover, inside half the room filled by a long stage with rows of seats around it, then the other…

So I had taken the day off to run a bunch of appointments and had a couple hour window to kill. I decided to check out CH and specifically the infamous Tiffany, whose…

(This review is for March 13th, but I had reviewed the club too recently so I waited to post it) Took a (female) friend here for a Friday night having had a pretty…

The crazy horse is in downtown San Francisco, wedged between the shopping district and skid-row, and situated right next to a popular concert venue. It's a good place to hang out…

I have never been a big fan of this place, but I still had a free pass laying around, so I made my first trip here in over a year, perhaps two…

I've been to this place several times over the years and I honestly have very mixed feelings about this place. It's located in one of the more seedier parts of the city,…

Crazy Horse was the first strip club I ever went to and the only club I have gone back to for multiple visits so far. This review is based on my…

I went around 7pm with one of my friends. There were initially 3-4 dancers, dancer quality was not that great. But as nigh progressed, more and more dancers came in. They charge…

First time visitor to Sf for a conference and stopped by this club after taking a wrong turn for MB. Club was busy due to conferences in town and it was late.…

Best grind in the Bay Area. Lots of contact friction lap dances for $20 or $40 topless. Tip stage side and you can reach out and touch the stage dancer or get…

I used to live in SF a long time ago and I and always heard about this place. I was back for a visit so I went to this place because of…

Old favorite in San Francisco. Stage is long and narrow and is bordered by several rows of seating on both sides with theater seating filling rest of the room. A…

Had a pretty great time at Crazy Horse today, seems a bit underrated here. Got in around 8:30, left at 11:00. Cover was $21 (clever way to get you a…

Came in on a slow Thursday. No work so might as well play. The CH is a former theater turned strip club with theater seating. There weren't many girls on shift and…

Went to the CH on a week night and after having been here a few times over the years it seems to be slipping a bit. It could have been the…

I had misfortune of visiting Crazy Horse right after major convention in San Francisco, and learn that many top dancer were not working the night I visit because they already made a…

Visited on a Saturday night, and the club itself is pretty run down. Bikini dances are $20, with topless at $40. I was confused by their new private room setup (the difference…

I Visited Crazy Horse on a Thursday evening. $20 cover at the door is pretty steep. They give you a wristband when you go in, so you can get out and come…

Went to the club to see the best feature ever, Christina Aguchi. Apparently, the house dancers agree too because I couldn't believe there were 24 dancers listed on the board for…

Avoid on Monday night! Based on the reviews herein, I was eager to see some beautiful Asians on the stage when I visited on a Monday night. Cover was $16, their lowest…

I went to this club on a Friday night when there were 3 featured performers. I had to pay extra for cover on that day because they would be performing together. The…

I decided to tag along with a friend on a thursday night to check out feature dancer, Lexi Belle. It had theater style seating with a stage. There was a catwalk that…

I am usually impressed by SF clubs, but this one left me puzzled. The room itself is a long rectangle with a narrow T-shaped catwalk in the middle of the far end.…

The club has an old theater vibe. The stage is "T" shaped. There are seats on either side of the stage a few rows deep. Then there is a…

I arrive at around 5:30pm- trying to avoid rush hour traffic on the way home. The host let's me know that there is a 21 cover up front without a free drink.…

Had some out of town visitors so after sight seeing in San Francisco I took the guys over to Crazy horse. We got there around 10:30 and the place was about half…

I have only been to one club is SF, and it's Crazy Horse. Have been here thrice, and never felt trying another one. Great bunch of girls, different ethnicities and body types…

Well visited this club after being away for a while. Found another example that nothing stays the same and unfortunately things have slid downhill here. Of the 25 or so…

I was in San Francisco again on a Tuesday evening with a little extra time, so I decided to stop by CH around 10pm on a Tuesday night to see if it…

I went to Crazy Horse on the Halloween weekend thinking that it will more crazier than usual and more fun. I was very wrong. There were hardly any girls working. There was…

Number of girls doubled between 9 and 10 PM. A few really beautiful ones (Diana!), and a number who were quite attractive and also friendly (Justine, Gianna, and Vanessa, for example). Feature…

Decided to come here instead of the usual group around Broadway, where it's mostly hit or miss. The girls....range from hot to okay. A good mix of white, asian, latino, and other…

It wasn't good experience. The girls are hustling so much that you want to rush out of place. I am not thinking that this will change for better. Great…

Made several visits this past month. I came here to see lexi belle do her show, the club was charging a 30$ cover @ 6pm. Normally it would only cost 15$ between…

I made my first visit to the Crazy Horse, to see a porn star and check out the club. The club is a converted theater, and when I arrived (around 8PM…

Came here with my boys to see a pornstar feature dancer. Paid 25 for entry. Its full nude so there is no alcohol here. I didn't mind. They had a two girl…

Crazy horse is a very seedy club. Converted theater. It's located on a particularly seedy section of Market Street - lots of homeless, lots of chronic drug users. The club itself attracts…

I went to CH a few weeks back on Thursday. The club was fun, and I got approached 1st by Versace who is a Italian with a couple taps and a juicy…

I visited this club in November 2014 on a Saturday evening. It's in a seedy part of San Francisco, on Market Street next door to a popular concert venue. Outside,…

This place is right in Downtown San Francisco, visited as I had read good things. But the club was below my expectations. Dancers in the start were not that good, later after…