Average visit to seedy SF Club
Stopped in on a Thursday night around 9:30. I have visited the Crazy Horse a couple times before on business trips, but hadn't been there in probably 2 years. I was able to find street parking just a couple blocks away. The parking garages I saw nearby were of the "leave your key, we'll park it variety." Even with a rental minivan, I wasn't comfortable with that.
Anyway, paid my cover, and took a seat on the left side of the stage, 2 rows back. This is a good spot for checking out the action and making up your mind what you want to do. We can watch the girls on stage, but you won't get the action the 1st row guys do. And you can look around the club at the other girls and see who's working it.
After a couple stage dancers, I moved to the seats near the club entrance. Sit in these seats if you're looking for a lap dance or private dance. The girls can (and will) come up to you here and ask if you want company. I usually sit 4-5 seats into the row, so the girl has to come see me and maybe talk a little first.
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