The Crazy Horse
980 Market St San Francisco, CA 94102

I've been to this place several...

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juleyen
Apr 8, 2015, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Saturday Evening

I've been to this place several times over the years and I honestly have very mixed feelings about this place. It's located in one of the more seedier parts of the city, but even though I tend to come late at night, I've never had any problems. One time a homeless person even struck up a conversation and bummed a cigarette from me during a break outside the club. The cover charge late at night is usually about $25-30 depending on whether they have a pornstar visiting, which happens pretty regularly during the year. I'm not too fond of the setup inside though, it's pretty dirty and in a theater configuration. You got rows of seats very far from the stage for most of the club and then a small amount of seats that surround the stage. Which means unless you want to post up right in the front row and keep tipping the dancers, you're pretty far from any stage action. The right side of the place are the private areas with rows of booths for the pricier private dances and a long couch for the cheaper lap dances.

There's a good mix of girls here, especially at night. When it really gets crowded there's a constant stream of girls coming onto the stage and then chatting up the people in the rows when they're done. I'm mostly an asian type of guy, so I was quite happy when I found out that they have a good number of good looking asian girls here. However, one thing I've noticed about the girls is that they can be pretty pushy and generally have a hustling attitude. When a girl approaches you, they only have one thing on their mind and that's to get as much money from you as possible. The typical conversation will begin with a perfunctory greeting and then they go straight to asking if you want to have fun with them in the private areas. They are also pretty up front about what they offer as well, but your mileage may vary. I've been propositioned blowjobs right of the bat. A lapdance will run you $20 per song, but a private dance will run you upwards of $100. The other services offered will vary wildly as to the costs and is also dependent on the girl. The girls are pretty good from what I've sampled. My only complaint would be that the attitude is basically to upsell you on the other stuff. They will constantly ask you to pay more for more fun and intimacy and overlook the fact that you already paid $100 for a private dance.

If you've got the money to throw down and don't mind the location, you can have a lot of fun at this place with good looking girls. However, if you just want to just pay the cover and watch a couple dancers, this is not your place because of the theater set up. You're probably better off on Broadway Street.

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