The Crazy Horse
980 Market St San Francisco, CA 94102

Good times, but spendy

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cwilso
Nov 10, 2015, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Monday Evening

As others have said, the Horse is not quite a "regular" club. It's set up like a theatre, with rail seating as well, and a lap dance room, private dance areas, and a "naughty room" (at least, that's how one dancer referred to it.)

The rail action is pretty good; dancers appreciate the tips, and give some contact and engagement. I showed up around 6:30 on a Monday evening; there were only a few dancers around at the time (half a dozen patrons, only two dancers in evidence), but more showed up during the next hour or two. I think I might have hit a shift change.

Dancers were not cookie-cutters; from a Mystery (beautiful fake-stacked hottie, but with low touch), to Mercury (slightly overweight, or possibly pregnant, but amazingly sexy and energetic - all natural) to Yuri (short purple-haired spinner with perfect natural b-cups and a fun attitude).

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