The Crazy Horse
980 Market St San Francisco, CA 94102

This place has really gone down

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temp_p
Jan 16, 2016, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Saturday Evening

I visited Crazy Horse after a long time. I was hoping that the place has improved. Paid the 25+ cover and entered the familiar looking place. Most of the dancers looked very jaded. The few good looking ones and the energetic ones already had their regulars with them. I had not come for a long time but recognized a few familiar faces. But I cannot be considered a regular now. Anyways, took one of the cinema seats. There were some good dance routines on the stage. However, I was here for some private lap dances. The few girls who approached me were not good or I knew that they don't provide 'good' dances. The good ones were busy. So, decided to wait. After about half hour of enjoying the stage dances, I felt the need for private dances. Finally, a new and pretty looking girl approached me. She did not sit with me but asked if I wanted a dance (with a smile). I was done waiting. So decided to take the jump. The dance was very average. She tried to up-sell and said the private show would be much better. But I am an expert at figuring out how good the private shows are based on the $20 dances. After trying a couple more dances, I decided to stop and look for another dancers. I rotated through two more dancers but still no luck. I decided to call it a night and stop my loses. I don't think I will come back here for some more time.

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