The Crazy Horse
980 Market St San Francisco, CA 94102

No longer old faithful

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lapfanatic
Dec 8, 2015, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Saturday Evening

It pains me to write this but Crazy Horse is no longer my go to club. I don't make it here as much as I used to because of my work location, but recently made a trip a couple of weeks ago on a Saturday night. I was here maybe 4 months ago and there was maybe 30% that I would consider hot. This time the large majority of the dancers were in the 5-6 range. I noticed the quality had been going down over the years but this was really sad.

Finally found one hot dancer (after about an hour) by the name Precious. Spinner body with long blondish hair, thin waist and nice pair of bolt ons- large B's/small C's. Since I knew this would probably be my only dancer for the evening, had to make a choice between the private dance rooms which I believe are $100-$120 for two dances or $40 for a topless dance in the main couch room. I thought to cut my losses and settle for the topless dance. She wasn't that into it but gave a good cowgirl grind and let my hands roam over her tits (which were really nice!) and ass.

Will be trying out other clubs here in SF and hoping for better talent and on par lap dance mileage.

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