The Crazy Horse

Originally came to see Dillion Harper's show, which was great. Got in for free through a coupon the Dillion shared online. Caught the end of her set. She was fully nude and…

My friend and I were clubbing in SFO and we decided to end the night by visiting crazy horse.We went around 1.30 am and paid entry of 27$.We got in and…

The CH recently did a price increase which to me, comes across as a pure money grab. Club layout with theater seating remains the same. Areas for dances remain the same –…

The club was pretty sad on a Tuesday night. I think I saw a PL falling asleep at one point. A handful of dancers were sitting around looking at their cellphones. I…

Usually don't even bother to go to sc's anymore in san francisco but Vicki Chase was feature dancing so I decided to hit it up. Arrived little after midnight to catch her…

Came in during the afternoon to check out the vibe. Surprisingly there were a lot more people than expected. I saw 10 other PL's of which around 4 were actively tipping. Kind…

Was in town for a convention and based on reviews I decided to stop by here. Was immediately give a hand held tour of the place by a very hot black/asian mix…

This is my go to place in SF but as of late the place seems to be in a state of being run down. Was there on a Thursday night recently. Overall…

I went when Sophie Dee was feature dancing. I missed her show and found out when I arrived. The layout of the club is just like a movie theater, but instead of…

So this was my first visit to a club in San Francisco. Didn't know exactly what to expect, but did know things were pricey and that held true to form.…

I went to crazy horse last Saturday hoping to see Precious or Diana, but neither were around. Normally I see at least 3 or 4 girls here that I want a dance…

Came on 08/07 to see the Monday day shift dancers (12pm - 5pm). Looking at there schedule online for the past few weeks, I saw they had some old time favorites…

I stopped into the Crazy horse a couple Saturdays ago, when porn star Adriana Chechik was feature dancing. The place was definitely more crowded because she was there. I got there about…

Stepped in around 8pm. Most of the girls I wouldn't have taken free dances from, a couple were meh. As the night progressed, however, my luck would increase. "Hey baby would…

This has been my primary club for over ten years. As I've gotten older I am there earlier, usually at 6 PM (when admission is $16 until 7 PM). The activity level…

I have been visiting Crazy Horse since the early 2000s, and it has always been my go to club...but it has really been going downhill in terms of the girls. The…

Dropped by a few weeks back around 4pm on a Friday. There were barely 3 dancers in the seating and one on the stage. Maybe 3 other customers besides me. There…

First thing when entering you notice that this placed used to be a theater. It has the classic theater arrangement and a catwalk in the center. Something that also tripped me out was…

A friend was visiting town and wanted to experience a strip club for the first time. We paid $26 cover each and went inside. I have a feeling the cash did not…

Came here on a Thursday afternoon when I was in the city for business. I've been here before, but I was surprised that the area remains a little shady. Still, I encountered…

I try to visit this club every time I'm in the area. Luckily Paige worked tonight. She's beautiful and works "hard" in VIP rooms. Saw her and few of other regular girls.…

'm starting this new year of Yelp reviews with a BANG! Well, a lap dance to be more accurate. (No actual banging here. This isn't one of THOSE places.) Full nude strip club…

On my recent and last trip to Crazy Horse, I realized this club is finally over with. It used to be a fun place, the girls used to have fun, the management…

Haven't been here for a year but its pretty much the same. Upon arriving i like to stop at one of the many dive bars that surround CH and grab a…

Best full-nude, full-contact club in SF, though that's not a high bar Crazy Horse is what it is. You can look at some of my earlier reviews for extensive details, but basically it's…

Come by a couple of Sundays where you get free entry from open till 9. Quality of the dancers is a bit rough, and there's very few of them, probably around 6-8…

Met up with a buddy. Delicious Thai. Walked neighborhood. We decamped after two beers and decided to try CH. They apparently take local ordinances seriously, unfortunately. But the club is actually nice and…

Walked to the horse after a SF business lunch today. One thing to note, this neighborhood is improving big time. Lots of new store fronts and retail across the street.…

There's nothing quite like SF. About 8 ladies chatted me up as I sat in the stadium seating. One is an actress who has a show opening soon. Really smart and interesting…

It had been a stressful week and wanted to treat myself to heal myself. Drove all the way from Palo Alto to San Fran in peak traffic ....So hear comes the meat…

Stopped in at Crazy Horse was I was lounging in SF. The club is not too far from Union Square, so it was a nice easy walk from my hotel. Walked in,…

Highest cover I ever paid, expecially when there is no alcohol, but I knew it before I got there and went anyway. So I got there around 10 and right away it…

So I decided to try the famous Crazy Horse club one Friday night recently. I arrived around 9pm, paid the cover, and sat down. The club is laid out with a couple…

Came here on weekend evening when in town for business when they had guest dancer. Cover was $31, where they gave me back a bunch of ones for tipping. Was…

I paid Crazy Horse a visit the other day. I was in town on business and staying nearby. Went during the evening, dancer to customer mix was about 3:1! Not used to…

CH is what it is. It really hasn't changed much the past 15-20 years. The cover is a bit on the high side, but hey, what do expect here in SF. Went…

I’ve been to CH, 3 times within the last one year and it’s been another disappointing trip. Maybe I’m going in with the expectation of seeing a C H, From 10 years…

I really like the Crazy Horse. I went after a business meeting for the first time in 10 years. The place looked the same, but the dancers were hotter (and a bit…

I went to this club about 20 years ago when I was in college. I planned to hit a club during my trip to SF. I had a lot of fun in…

For the first time I made a trip to a SC fully intending NOT to get a LD. I stopped into the Crazy Horse after work (about 5pm) to kill time…

Showed up o a Friday night after flying in from Japan, so very jet-lagged. Wanted to see my regular Diane, who was there. In contrast to all previous visits, the headliner, who…

I haven't been here for a while. Was here when Romi was performing, that show was amazing and I remember having a really good time. The building is old, a renovated theater,…

I had a good time here about 2 years ago, and decided on a whim to stop by one boring Sunday evening. Club is exactly the same as I remember, except…

This place is a bit on the dirty side. It looks to be an old theater that was converted to a strip club. The seats are old school theater seats; springs are…

Went in on a Wednesday evening and there were about 6-10 girls working there of all types of ethnicities. Saw a couple Asian dancers who were pretty hot and took LDs with…

This was my first time back at Crazy Horse in over a year and a half. I came last Saturday night when Natasha Nova was feature dancing. What I am most saddened…

This is a compendium review of visits Saturday evening and the following Thursday afternoon and evening. There have been many reviews of this club. Dances are on a central stage located in the…

a bit pricey, but most strip clubs are. went in the morning and paid $21 cover. Lap dances are $20 bikini, $40 topless and $60+ for fully nude shows in private booth.…

Went in around 9 tonight. Light crowd, but lots of friendly ladies. For the early shift, the girls were well above the usual mix. Several REALLY cute babes and…

I was in the town with few friends when we randomly decided to hit the club. Although all of us have already visited this place in the past, so this is my…

So i've been going to this club since 2009, on and off here and there and at some points i would go multiple times a month. This review is based on my…

Have been here a handful of times and I would say CH is one of the better clubs in SF. Depending on who is working the front desk and if they recognize…

Had not been to this club in about 3 years and decided to return and check it out this week. Appearance of the club is still the same, long stage, theater seating.…

Was in the Bay Area for work and decided to stop by the Crazy Horse. I was last here probably 10 years ago and wanted to see if things had changed for…

The club is located in a sketchy neighborhood of the city and so it can be a turn off for many compared to the other clubs. However once you make it inside…

So yes first of all the idea of using a "one off" cover price like $26 in order to distribute more singles is kind of stupid and annoying. Anyway once inside I…

I was in SF so I dropped into the club late afternoon. It was quiet, as expected, which doesn't make the dingy theater with runway seem very appealing. Short lineup…

I used the excuse of a feature dancer to stop by the Crazy Horse. A burlesque performer named Roxi D'Lite was scheduled to appear at 10:30 and 12:30. Since I've…

Crazy Horse has been my San Francisco strip club of choice for years. While there were elaborate plans for expansion prior to the last recession, that never happened. Now Mid-Market is finally…

So I've heard the hype about a special dancer who dances only in the morning shift for this location. For those who have visited this location, you guys should know who I'm…

I used to consider this a decent club a few years ago mostly due to its value. I was able to get in without a cover (strong negotiation skills), complimentary extras (if…

I've been coming here for a couple of years and seen a progression of a quite amazing place in SF. Generally cover is $2x, pretty standard for san francisco. This place is…

Came in at around 2pm on a Friday afternoon. Entrance fee was $26- paid since I knew all I'd be doing is hanging out and watching the action. Theatre seating with a…

I saw staying nearby so I walked over. It was still light out so I didn't mind, but this is a sketchy neighborhood to be sure. I paid my cover and went…

This review is a combo of 2 visits in the past couple months. I've been a patron of CH for a few decades and sad to say but I think the club is…

This used to be my favorite club in San Francisco. Once you pay cover ($20 I believe), you enter to a theater type setup with rows of six or so seats…

Made an impulse decision to go to the Crazy horse after a few years of having not been there. It was the last night of Jennifer White's visit to the place, which…

Haven't been here for 5 years and nothing has really changed. For those that don't know it is theatre seating. Very uncomfortable chairs. Lap dances are done in the back.…

I went on a feature dancer night - Asa Akira was on stage and her show around 1:30 am (60 minutes after posted time) was worth the wait. There was a ton…

Been going to Crazy Horse for a long time. I went back when they had some great dancers, and now when they have changed up management. Recently went on my visit and…

This was my favorite club at one point, now it's barely worth a visit. They continue to charge the $24 cover that makes no sense. Once inside I don't recognize any of…

Been a little while since I had been to CH, so I popped in for a little afternoon check in. Still some of the old guard here but there were a handful…

The club uses semi-automated machines to pay the dancers. $40 buys you a "not-really-private-at-all" lap dance are on one of two big shared couches, and barely last a minute. $140 buys you a "private…

I rarely go to strip clubs now, but I'm a fan of Asa Akira, and when I saw that she was going to do a feature show here, I made sure to…

It's a strange set up, feels like a movie theater with the rows of seats. The stage up front can feel like you need binoculars to see the performances. I tend not…

I headed for the Crazy Horse thinking that it would be a quick place to grab a regular lapdance. Didn't quite work out that way. Cover was $31. Apparently…

Back to the Crazy Horse on a weekday afternoon. It is still, in my opinion, one of the better no-alcohol, full-nude clubs in San Fran. It's a small club with a 'T' shaped…

Stopped in on a Wednesday evening. In the past, they used to do a Happy Hour Special from 6-9PM for $16 but it looks like that has gone away. Cover was $26…

First time at a SF strip club visiting a lady friend of mine, they are not like anything I had expected if The Crazy Horse is in any way representative.…

Stopped by in time for the $16 cut off. It seemed like there was only 6 dancers when I got there. There were a couple of sports games going on that evening,…

There was not much going on. There were long waits between dances and not many dancers hanging out. Two older and not very attractive dancers asked be for lap dances but…

Was in SF on a Thursday night a few weeks back and saw that Nicole Aniston was going to be at Crazy Horse. Got to the club at about 10:30 and…

I visited this club on a Wednesday afternoon. I got there about 4:00 PM and there were about 7-8 dancers total. The cover charge was $31 plus $10 for parking. There was…

Went there on a Saturday night 7pm because Charlie Sheen's former fiancée, ex-porn star Brett Rossi was visiting that night. Paid $31 entry, which is pretty high and was wondering if it…

I visited Crazy Horse a couple of months ago. The place hasn't changed much at all since my last visit. The bathrooms are nicer which is a welcome improvement. The lack of…

Not in the best of neighborhoods, to get to the club you will be walking past the overtly psychotic homeless, with a strong scent of marijuana wafting through the air and…

Had a visit past weekend on saturday night. A porn star, Brett Rossi, was there to perform pole dances and shows, which was okay. Girls would come and ask for a lap dance, which…

Well I thought I'd try the Crazy Horse as a change from the Mitchel Brothers O'Farrell Theatre, but it was a mistake. Now don't get me wrong, the Crazy Horse isn't…

Was walking by and decided to check out the club. it was almost 2 AM and the club closed at 3 AM. The cover was an astounding 26 bucks and you got…

I'm from SoCal, where they have strict rules at most clubs and so it was very refreshing to go to a club where mutual touch is allowed. I walked into the…

The Basics: $26 cover $2 water from the vending machine (no bar as this is a dry, fully nude club) $40 topless dances $160+ for VIP? Didn't quite catch what the dancer said. Just back from…

Mid afternoon break took a trip to the horse and at first thought it would be a bust all older girls. Then an amazing and friendly gal approached me. We went right…

In town for a meeting and had heard Crazy Horse was worth checking out. Had some time before dinner and thought i would check it out. Cover was $25 but…

TL;DR: Be smart when picking your dancer, and avoid Lori. I'm somewhat of a regular at Crazy Horse and am generally a big fan. You can't do much better if physical contact…

Walked in at 6pm which I believe is happy hour. There was a feature porn star later in the day but I don't know if my price reflected that or not. Day…

On a biz trip to SF with some time to kill before a flight. The cover was $25 but more fun than waiting at the airport. Two dancers were exceptional. One…

My honest opinion about Crazy horse is that its just about right when it comes to full nude. Its very spacious (which is a VERY good thing when it comes to strip…

I generally visit in my lunch hour. The benefit to this is the girls are much more open and flexiblr than the weekend "party" scene. While I first was apprehensive about Tiffany due to…

I haven't been here for a couple years. It is easy to get to from SOMA or Union Square, right on Market St. An old converted theater, the interior is odd for a…

The Crazy Horse is located close to the Powell Street BART station in San Francisco. I got in during the Happy Hour (6-7 pm) and so, the entrance fee was smaller, only…