The Crazy Horse
980 Market St San Francisco, CA 94102

Avoid on Monday night! Based on...

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dv0564
Feb 25, 2015, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Monday Evening

Avoid on Monday night! Based on the reviews herein, I was eager to see some beautiful Asians on the stage when I visited on a Monday night. Cover was $16, their lowest price tier, based on # dancers. I arrived about 8PM. 5-6 dancers on duty, ranging from 4-7. But all Caucasians. Very disappointing to me that there were no Asian cuties. Bought a bottle of water from vending machine for $2.00 ( no wait staff, no alcohol). Seating set up looks like a movie theater, with a stage/walkway towards the back at a 90 degree angle from the theater seating. Then there are seats on either side of the walkway/stage, facing the stage. There was no energy in the club. A few PL's making it rain with singles, maybe a total of 5 customers. Out of boredom, I decided to sign up for 3 dance private show for $100 with Selena, a cheerful brunette 7. She gave a pretty lame set, though she enjoyed it when I tickled and caressed her back. She did allow me to caress her chest and butt, but it was one way. Dances were basically air. Then I did another three-fer with Tyler, a petite 7 (brunette), hoping for more interactive fun. Again, an air dance, and she also cheated me on the time ( money is input into a machine-presumably with a timer.) She gracefully removed my hands when I tried to massage her chest, so that ended any fantasy I had entertained. Based on all of the reviews, I was expecting a lot more fun. I have seen more energy and had more fun at church. Maybe it is better later in the week, but this visit was a complete dud. And, one more thing about the neighborhood. I did take a taxi based on some of the reviews posted here. That said, I did not see a threatening nor particularly scary neighborhood, though I did see a few homeless folks sleeping on sidewalks, etc. About a $15 cab ride from Fisherman's Wharf.

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