The physical layout of the club...

The physical layout of the club has been extensively covered in previous reviews. A few years ago they added or reconfigured space for additional private rooms, other than that it seems just as slightly run-down as it ever did. The girls are focused on making money, not conversation, which makes sense I suppose given how freaking expensive the San Francisco area is. My preference is for girls who take time to talk, but in San Francisco the predatory approach is par for the course, so OK.

I paid the $21 cover charge to a doorman who was doing a pretty good impression of a mildly creepy mini-Lurch. It had to be an act, I hope it was act...The 3 or 4 girls on the floor didn't look half bad. I came in prepared to move on to MBOT if the girl quality was low, something that I noticed the last time I was here about 2 years ago. Maybe 30 seconds after I sat down an attractive stripper sat next to me and offered me the tour after minimal conversational pleasantries had been exchanged. Since the girls here can be hit or miss I said OK. They still have the open topless dance areas where dances are $20 a pop if I remember right. Then you pass the security station and hang a left to the 15 minute rooms. A short walk past these rooms and you hang another left into the $140 30 minute rooms.

I went with the $140 room and my stripper got naked. She had a slim waist, tight ass, and medium-sized naturals. We negotiated a bit up front over the tip, which is a process I actually enjoy once in a while. She asked me how much I was willing to spend, which is a question I never answer. I made her throw out the first number, which was way high, I said as much, she came down to less outlandish figure, and I countered with a number about 30% lower than that. She paused, thought about it, then said she was OK with that. Let the games begin. Mutual contact was encouraged and the conclusion of the dance was a happy one. Another successful visit to Crazy Horse.