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The Crazy Horse

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980 Market St San Francisco, CA 94102
415-771-6259

Sun thru Thurs: 7pm – 2am Fri: 4pm – 4am Sat: 7pm – 4am

http://www.crazyhorse-sf.com/

The World Famous Crazy Horse is a San Francisco all nude strip club. Entertainers put on shows. The entertainers do live pole dancing stage shows, lap dances, VIP booths, bachelor parties, birthdays & more. XXX Adult Entertainment Porn Stars each and every month.

It costs $25 to get in to this club unless you arrive between 12-1 or 5-6 at which time the entry rate is $15. There is no longer a $20 admittance fee.

Juice Bar, Non-Smoking, DJ, Bikini Lap Dances, Topless Lap Dances, Nude Lap Dances, Private Lap Dance Rooms, Couple Friendly, VIP Room, Feature Dancers

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Okay Monday Night
I visited Crazy Horse on Monday night. Getting there was easy as it was a 5 minute walk from my hotel. Cover charge was $20 and there was not ID check or pat down at…
May 6, 2026, 5:57 PM
Lovely Ladies, Variety, Near BART
On a whim, I stopped by crazy horse before heading down to BART. The place is just right off the station so it's very convenient transit wise. Came in about 9PM and paid a $25…
Apr 30, 2026, 10:56 AM
Slipping deeper into the abyss!
This used to be my favorite strip club in the SF area between 2001 – 2007. Back then it actually felt special. Now honestly the only link that this place in its current form has…
Mar 30, 2026, 2:04 AM
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Open at 4 on Fridays
Listed as open on Fridays at 4 on their website. Anyone been? Hopefully means a return of the dayshift girls from pre-covid.
1 commentslast: 1 yr ago(lambda019)
Dayshift dead now?
3 years ago I was in town and lucky enough to make Tiffany's acquaintance. I came back one evening and it appeared that for $200 or so there were some extras also available then. But based on current reviews, it…
2 commentslast: 3 yrs ago(Ssiner)
Who's Dancing?
How accurate is the "Who's Dancing" section of the website? I was wondering in regards to the dancers listed vs. actually present as well as the semi-anonymized pictures provided vs. actual dancer appearance.
1 commentslast: 4 yrs ago(san_jose_guy)

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