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Nude Strip Club

The Crazy Horse

Hours

sun thru thurs: 7pm – 2am
fri: 4pm – 4am
sat: 7pm – 4am

Details

The World Famous Crazy Horse is a San Francisco all nude strip club. Entertainers put on shows. The entertainers do live pole dancing stage shows, lap dances, VIP booths, bachelor parties, birthdays & more. XXX Adult Entertainment Porn Stars each and every month.

It costs $25 to get in to this club unless you arrive between 12-1 or 5-6 at which time the entry rate is $15. There is no longer a $20 admittance fee.

Juice Bar, Non-Smoking, DJ, Bikini Lap Dances, Topless Lap Dances, Nude Lap Dances, Private Lap Dance Rooms, Couple Friendly, VIP Room, Feature Dancers

The Crazy Horse Reviews

review
published 4 days ago
Homelessness and Fentanyl outside but strict rules inside
reviewed by
Grjax

1.7

The thesis remains unchanged.

The more liberal and fucked up the city, the stricter the rules are at strip clubs.

Parked on the side street next to like 10 homeless people. As soon as I stepped outside…

review
published 1 wk ago
Needs more dancers on weekdays
reviewed by
Yogaguy

6.0

Visited this club on a Monday around 10pm. It’s located in downtown SF on Market street. This is a seedy part of town and receptionist has to buzz you in at the front door. Park…

review
published 1 mo ago
Crazy Fun at the Crazy Horse
reviewed by
grparker21

6.3

First time hitting the Crazy Horse, got in just before 9pm and the bartender told me it was happy hour and VIP seating + 2 drinks was $20. A water itself was around $5 and…

review
published 1 mo ago
Decent first trip on a Friday Night
reviewed by
pekpekmonster

6.0

Entered Crazy Horse around 7:30 on a Friday night. Paid the $10 entry fee and bought a drink. Sat down to observe the dancers. It was my first time at Crazy Horse, so I wasn’t…

review
published 1 mo ago
If you like big girls, go here.
reviewed by
DavidKnight2025

5.7

Went for a quick look. Have not been to this place before and was looking for a bit of fun. Basically paid the entry fee, walked in and there were no girls.

On the stage…

review
published 1 mo ago
Crazy horse rocks!
reviewed by
HighMileage69

8.0

Went there on a Friday night after a work event. Got there around 8:30, which is early, but there was not much else for me to do. I imagined there would be some crowd on…

The Crazy Horse Discussions

discussion
started 1 yr ago
Open at 4 on Fridays
posted by
palmtrees

Listed as open on Fridays at 4 on their website. Anyone been? Hopefully means a return of the dayshift girls from pre-covid.

discussion
started 2 yrs ago
Dayshift dead now?
posted by
Ssiner

3 years ago I was in town and lucky enough to make Tiffany's acquaintance. I came back one evening and it appeared that for $200 or so there were some extras also available then.

But…

discussion
started 3 yrs ago
Who's Dancing?
posted by
PredragDr

How accurate is the "Who's Dancing" section of the website? I was wondering in regards to the dancers listed vs. actually present as well as the semi-anonymized pictures provided vs. actual dancer appearance.