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The Crazy Horse

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980 Market St San Francisco, CA 94102
415-771-6259

Sun thru Thurs: 7pm – 2am Fri: 4pm – 4am Sat: 7pm – 4am

http://www.crazyhorse-sf.com/

The World Famous Crazy Horse is a San Francisco all nude strip club. Entertainers put on shows. The entertainers do live pole dancing stage shows, lap dances, VIP booths, bachelor parties, birthdays & more. XXX Adult Entertainment Porn Stars each and every month.

It costs $25 to get in to this club unless you arrive between 12-1 or 5-6 at which time the entry rate is $15. There is no longer a $20 admittance fee.

Juice Bar, Non-Smoking, DJ, Bikini Lap Dances, Topless Lap Dances, Nude Lap Dances, Private Lap Dance Rooms, Couple Friendly, VIP Room, Feature Dancers

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Dingy
Was here for work for a few days so I decided to hit up a few clubs (more reviews to come). I came in and paid cover - I believe it was about $25, which, in…
May 21, 2026, 12:14 PM
Best night at this club in a long time May /26
I had been in this club the night before and it was the usual ok time, but this night was a pleasant surprise. I got there around 11:00 Pm, Paid the entrance fee ($20.00?) and…
2 commentslast: 2 wks ago(southerner1)
May 17, 2026, 1:23 PM
Okay Monday Night
I visited Crazy Horse on Monday night. Getting there was easy as it was a 5 minute walk from my hotel. Cover charge was $20 and there was not ID check or pat down at…
May 6, 2026, 5:57 PM
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Open at 4 on Fridays
Listed as open on Fridays at 4 on their website. Anyone been? Hopefully means a return of the dayshift girls from pre-covid.
1 commentslast: 2 yrs ago(lambda019)
Dayshift dead now?
3 years ago I was in town and lucky enough to make Tiffany's acquaintance. I came back one evening and it appeared that for $200 or so there were some extras also available then. But based on current reviews, it…
2 commentslast: 3 yrs ago(Ssiner)
Who's Dancing?
How accurate is the "Who's Dancing" section of the website? I was wondering in regards to the dancers listed vs. actually present as well as the semi-anonymized pictures provided vs. actual dancer appearance.
1 commentslast: 4 yrs ago(san_jose_guy)

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