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The Crazy Horse

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980 Market St San Francisco, CA 94102
415-771-6259

Sun thru Thurs: 7pm – 2am Fri: 4pm – 4am Sat: 7pm – 4am

http://www.crazyhorse-sf.com/

The World Famous Crazy Horse is a San Francisco all nude strip club. Entertainers put on shows. The entertainers do live pole dancing stage shows, lap dances, VIP booths, bachelor parties, birthdays & more. XXX Adult Entertainment Porn Stars each and every month.

It costs $25 to get in to this club unless you arrive between 12-1 or 5-6 at which time the entry rate is $15. There is no longer a $20 admittance fee.

Juice Bar, Non-Smoking, DJ, Bikini Lap Dances, Topless Lap Dances, Nude Lap Dances, Private Lap Dance Rooms, Couple Friendly, VIP Room, Feature Dancers

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Below Average
I went to the club at 8pm, I was at the reception/check in where a girl asked for a cover fee of $20 and I got a drink. They let me in and the club…
Jun 22, 2026, 3:54 PM
meh time at the crazy horse
Well one more try Me and some friends were grabbing dinner in the area, and while heading home, I decided to drop in to kill a little time before getting on BART. It was around 8:00 PM…
Jun 17, 2026, 9:15 PM
What the Crazy Horse is Like Being Run by the McDonald's of Strip Clubs
Walked in and paid the cover. Went around the bend inside and this place seemed like it used to be darker. It's still dim, but it's bright enough to keep track of people,…
Jun 8, 2026, 12:08 PM
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Open at 4 on Fridays
Listed as open on Fridays at 4 on their website. Anyone been? Hopefully means a return of the dayshift girls from pre-covid.
1 commentslast: 2 yrs ago(lambda019)
Dayshift dead now?
3 years ago I was in town and lucky enough to make Tiffany's acquaintance. I came back one evening and it appeared that for $200 or so there were some extras also available then. But based on current reviews, it…
2 commentslast: 3 yrs ago(Ssiner)
Who's Dancing?
How accurate is the "Who's Dancing" section of the website? I was wondering in regards to the dancers listed vs. actually present as well as the semi-anonymized pictures provided vs. actual dancer appearance.
1 commentslast: 4 yrs ago(san_jose_guy)

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