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8.70/10
975 reviews

Nude Strip Club

The Crazy Horse

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980 Market St San Francisco, CA 94102
415-771-6259

Sun thru Thurs: 7pm – 2am Fri: 4pm – 4am Sat: 7pm – 4am

http://www.crazyhorse-sf.com/

The World Famous Crazy Horse is a San Francisco all nude strip club. Entertainers put on shows. The entertainers do live pole dancing stage shows, lap dances, VIP booths, bachelor parties, birthdays & more. XXX Adult Entertainment Porn Stars each and every month.

It costs $25 to get in to this club unless you arrive between 12-1 or 5-6 at which time the entry rate is $15. There is no longer a $20 admittance fee.

Juice Bar, Non-Smoking, DJ, Bikini Lap Dances, Topless Lap Dances, Nude Lap Dances, Private Lap Dance Rooms, Couple Friendly, VIP Room, Feature Dancers

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Recent Reviews

Slipping deeper into the abyss!
This used to be my favorite strip club in the SF area between 2001 – 2007. Back then it actually felt special. Now honestly the only link that this place in its current form has…
Mar 30, 2026, 2:04 AM
Probably my last time visiting the Crazy Horse
Like others have mentioned, this club isn’t in the best part of town, but it is accessible by BART if you don’t want to drive into the city. I came here on a Thursday night around…
5 commentslast: 5 days ago(southerner1)
Mar 16, 2026, 2:26 AM
Random but Worth it
After a long Friday roaming the city and putting in a full day of sightseeing, I decided to stop into Crazy Horse around 10:30 PM to unwind. I honestly only planned to toss maybe $40-80…
Feb 22, 2026, 2:51 PM
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Discussions

Open at 4 on Fridays
Listed as open on Fridays at 4 on their website. Anyone been? Hopefully means a return of the dayshift girls from pre-covid.
1 commentslast: 1 yr ago(lambda019)
Dayshift dead now?
3 years ago I was in town and lucky enough to make Tiffany's acquaintance. I came back one evening and it appeared that for $200 or so there were some extras also available then. But based on current reviews, it…
2 commentslast: 3 yrs ago(Ssiner)
Who's Dancing?
How accurate is the "Who's Dancing" section of the website? I was wondering in regards to the dancers listed vs. actually present as well as the semi-anonymized pictures provided vs. actual dancer appearance.
1 commentslast: 3 yrs ago(san_jose_guy)
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