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6.00/10
972 reviews

Nude Strip Club

The Crazy Horse

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980 Market St San Francisco, CA 94102
415-771-6259

Sun thru Thurs: 7pm – 2am Fri: 4pm – 4am Sat: 7pm – 4am

http://www.crazyhorse-sf.com/

The World Famous Crazy Horse is a San Francisco all nude strip club. Entertainers put on shows. The entertainers do live pole dancing stage shows, lap dances, VIP booths, bachelor parties, birthdays & more. XXX Adult Entertainment Porn Stars each and every month.

It costs $25 to get in to this club unless you arrive between 12-1 or 5-6 at which time the entry rate is $15. There is no longer a $20 admittance fee.

Juice Bar, Non-Smoking, DJ, Bikini Lap Dances, Topless Lap Dances, Nude Lap Dances, Private Lap Dance Rooms, Couple Friendly, VIP Room, Feature Dancers

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Recent Reviews

It Was Alright
I went with some friends to The Crazy Horse on a weekend. I thought the place was decent sized with a solid arrangement. My concern with the club was that the girls were not that…
Dec 17, 2025, 1:39 PM
This place isn’t fun anymore
I have some good memories here over the years even though it’s always been filled with 80% dancers that are complete ROBs. The memories came with the other 20% and boy were they fun. Seems…
2 commentslast: 1 mo ago(bobborani)
Dec 4, 2025, 4:16 PM
A Decent Trip
Came here on a Friday night, hadn't been here since they remodeled the place. The place is pretty tiny compared to other strip clubs, you basically have about 2-3 rows you can sit in, one…
Dec 4, 2025, 2:00 AM
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Discussions

Open at 4 on Fridays
Listed as open on Fridays at 4 on their website. Anyone been? Hopefully means a return of the dayshift girls from pre-covid.
1 commentslast: 1 yr ago(lambda019)
Dayshift dead now?
3 years ago I was in town and lucky enough to make Tiffany's acquaintance. I came back one evening and it appeared that for $200 or so there were some extras also available then. But based on current reviews, it…
2 commentslast: 3 yrs ago(Ssiner)
Who's Dancing?
How accurate is the "Who's Dancing" section of the website? I was wondering in regards to the dancers listed vs. actually present as well as the semi-anonymized pictures provided vs. actual dancer appearance.
1 commentslast: 3 yrs ago(san_jose_guy)
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