bitterdbag

I usually don't frequent Deja Vu clubs, but one night I was part of a bachelor party and ended up at one. The 3 for 1 lap dance special comes on and my buddy buys me a dance from this curvy asian girl. The club is typically dark so I can't make out all of her features well. She starts to dance for me. She turns and grinds her ass on my leg, gets up, and I see what looks like a tiny maggot on my thigh. Then I look at her dancing in front of me, back turned to me, and noticed a big red welt on her right butt cheek that looked like a popped zit. Man was that uncomfortable. I didn't want to be rude do I grabbed her by the waist and basically slow danced for the rest of the song. Needless to say, those pants were cleaned and donated to the salvation army!

In past reviews i've said that I would look at other dancers to see how they were. That's kind of misleading of me. If I'm in an open area getting dances, I'll take a quick look around the room at the other dancers. If any of the dancers giving lap dances is looking at me, I automatically place that dancer on the questionable dance list. My feeling is their total attention should be on their customer, not me. There's a lap dance room at my local club that has mirrors on two of the walls. The most annoying thing is when a dancer turns her back to me, sits on my lap and grinds, starts moaning and the like, then I glance at the mirror ahead of us and she's looking around the room, the clock, customers. That annoys me, so I'll do the same, quick glances around the room to see what dancers are into there customers and which ones are people watching.

There's an elevator at Broadway Showgirls in San Francisco that's used to get to the second floor VIP rooms. For moving people up one floor it's not very fast, and to be honest the VIP dances are not worth the trip. I've always wondered what would happen if the elevator got stuck. She's the employee of the club, it's her job to make sure I'm as comfortable as possible in that stressful situation! The reality would be that I would probably have to pay for my "1 on 1" time with her!

Dougster: "The days of whales buying shitloads of stuff for strippers and getting nothing but played in return are over. Nowadays if them whores want any money they better be willing to fuck and suck OTC for under $250." From eating there I get the distinct impression that's what Hooter's is for!

Each star is different. One club in my area has a pornstar feature dancer almost every month. Of the four I've met, three only autographed and sold pictures and dvd's. The last one did give lap dances. It was expensive. $120 per song. I figured once in a lifetime experince. Honest opinion, not worth it. I got caught up in the moment,"what?! She's giving dances! This is gonna be the beat dance ever!!!" I should have thought it through. A dancer who doesn't know me, who meets tons of people in clubs all the time is going to give me a once in a lifetime dance in the span of a 4-5min song. Ummm . . . no. If you do get a dance I wish you luck. Whatever happens you should post your experience here! I'd love to hear about it.