Agree dayshift is when to go
I agree with others here that dayshift is the time to go to the Crazy Horse. Sure there is more choice at night but it's too busy and difficult to corral the dancer you're interested in. I went on a recent Monday afternoon. There were 7 or 8 girls on, ranging in attractiveness from 5 to a solid 8. There are not too many patrons tipping so if you sit by the rail and tip a few bucks it is easy to catch a dancer's eye.
There are two options for private dancers, the "old rooms" and the "new rooms". New rooms are $20 more and they have a kind of hospital atmosphere with plastic and vinyl floors and furniture so they are easy to wipe down in case there are any messes. I guess I don't have to say too much about what might go on in those rooms. With most of these girls it is self service but sometimes you might find one who does additional extras.
I chose Mercedes, a thin latina with bolt-ons. They were kinda hard but the rest of her was soft. She was willing to lend a hand to get the job done and I left satisfied.
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