The Crazy Horse
980 Market St San Francisco, CA 94102

Decent quality but typically not worth the price

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Aethelberht
Oct 16, 2015, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Thursday Evening

This club remains a nice throwback to SF's more sinful past. If you're a local who's used to the cost of living, then maybe you'll have the tolerance for the hustling, prices, and the upsell here. But if you're just visiting, then I strongly recommend resisting your urges.

Decent amount of diversity in the performers which you don't always see in other towns. I had to wave off several performers asking for a private dance, and I settled on a cute Asian girl who had just done her stage set. We went to the lapdance area, which was separate from the stage area but still non-private. We chatted a little, about her doing a similar dancing gig back in China but enjoying her better pay here. It's nice that a generous amount of touching is permitted, but they quickly upsell you on topless/nude. I then went with her with her to the private booth, which in hindsight wasn't worth it. She gave a decent high-mileage menu, but again, there's the topless/nude upsell. I was able to negotiate a fair amount down, but still at that price, you may as well go to other services for a longer, more private experience.

While the performer was attractive and friendly, she ended up being quite mechanical in her dancing, with really fake moans and exaggerated blowing of air around my ear and neck.

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