The Crazy Horse

In one word avoid. 1. I walk in and there is no one on stage. I wait. I wait. 15 minutes before anyone shows. There are large gaps between every set. 2. The strippers…

Visited Crazy Horse on a Thursday evening. Steep $20 cover to get in the door. You get a wristband when you go in. The layout resembles a movie theatre without stadium seating,…

I came here on a Monday night after doing some work in the city. Although it was a weeknight, the club was pretty full. Much has been written about the…

I went there one night on a featured dancer night. It was packed and lively. The place is an old theatre turned strip club. The only 'normal' spots are…

Very pushy place. Very impersonal. Dancers are pissed at you if you're not constantly up front tipping & more pissed if you aren't going private. I like to scope out a place…

Went here for a bud's bachelor party. Heard about MBOT but opted for just a "regular" strip club experience. It turned out not being too regular at all. They had a…

Went here after getting sloshed with a bunch of coworkers. From what I remember the place looks like a 70s porn theater. Although, the set up was not that bad. You got…

Took a trip to San Fran this summer and of course, looked through TUSCL to find out what would be the best place of SF to visit. I chose The Crazy Horse…

Went here on Monday after Mitchell Brothers. As described, area is a little dicey but lots of San Fran that way with street people etc. is an odd set up, but the…

Went in Thursday night around 9pm, was expecting it to be dead but was pleasantly surprised. In addition to the girls on stage, the place was bustling with 3-4 girls hustling…

Friday night, was going to a concert at the next-door Warfield theater, so got a happy hour entry price with a wristband for re-entry after my show. While waiting for the showtime,…

Another visit to CH on 9/21/2014. I arrived at about 7:30p, and things were pretty slow -- I guess that is to be expected for a Sunday afternoon. After a…

Crazy Horse is a little bit of a hike from the Broadway area clubs - but if you've got the time, or are down in the Market Street area, then it is…

Another trip to CHT. Had a great time watching the stage show. As usual the line up was mostly asian. A few with bolt on and some with very petite builds. I…

This is probably the first club I ever visiting in my life and have been back many times since. 18+ club so it is fully nude with no alcohol at the club.…

Came here to see a feature dancer, so this review is not entirely on the club as a whole. Must say, the layout is very "unique." Literally feels like you are in a…

Was in town for a few days and checked it out. Be careful to go directly to the club and no further into the Tenderloin. It's like Jurassic Park up in there. I've…

I have been here on multiple occasions. Cover is around $15. Price goes up after 7PM. This is an old theater converted to a club. The seating is mostly theater style so it…

Holy shit this club is crazy! It's got an interesting/weird set up. It's an old theater, with a stage at the far end. The girls walk down a "runway" coming off…

Having only been to two strip clubs before, both in the UK, I was tempted to check out the Crazy Horse on a recent trip to San Francisco. It's on Market Street…

Visited CH last Monday evening. Despite getting harassed on Market St. on the way in, was mostly an uneventful trip there. After watching a few dancers on stage, took a…

Your mileage will definitely vary at this club. I had a couple lap dances and they range from a girl who wouldn't even discuss anything outside of a nice grind to a…

Been to this club many times over the years. I hadn't been in a while and came to see one of the featured porn stars. Honestly, the place was a little boring.…

Stopped by Crazy Horse Theatre on a recent trip to SF. It has been normal go to spot in SF. I keep considering trying Mitchell Brothers, but the price seems too rich…

Stopped in on a Saturday evening a few weeks back. There were about 20 or so dancers on for the night and it was pretty busy. Girls will come up and ask…

I visited the Crazy Horse the last week of June 2014. Normally when I am in SF I visit the Gold Club, which is a classier place with a full bar and…

Decent place to go. The staff and girls are all very friendly. Me and a lot of my friends go to the CH quite often. Sit in the front row and put…

This club should be called Hustlers club. Girls though of 6 and above, they are poor in giving good company in private area. You spend like 140$ for a private area and…

It's a good club. It's not as upscale as some of the others in the area, but patrons have a variety of dance types to choose from, none of which I would…

I was walking around town trying not to get mugged after a Giants game with 3 friends, when we walked up to this place by accident. They wanted a $20 or…

Went out for boys night out and had a pornstar dnacing there that night (cant remember who). The girls that night were average at best. There was one girl that was super…

This club is different than any other I had visited. Interesting place. Took a while to get use to it. I went on A Sunday evening (twice in the same night.)…

Went here on friday night, there was a guest adult actress show which was good and there is lot of energy in the room.<br> Best sit in first rows and where girls will…

This is my first review, so apologies if I get anything wrong by way of formatting.<br> <br> I like to visit trip clubs during the day, so for crazy horse for me that means…

So, the famous Crazy Horse. This is an experience unlike any other SC I've been to. It's in the Mission, which is probably a bad place to be if you're…

It's been a while since I checked in here. The club still has the same layout - theatre seating in the back with a few rows right along the side of…

So I've visited crazyhorse far and few in-between, but have had a great time for the most part. Dancers are very beautiful. On the worst day there was at least one 10…

A strange club - it seems like an old theater, with long rows of seats in the main room. Rows face the stage in three directions, with the ones to the side…

Visiting SF and wanted to try one of their famous clubs. I was nearby crazy Horse so of I went. Cover was $20. The set up as others have described is like…

Only been to here and MBOT in San Francisco and found this to be a much better value, and appreciated that I wasn't hassled by the doorman as is so often the…

They said they had 34 dancers when I went. I loved it, it's fully nude and $25 for the cover Friday night. Romi Rain was featured there Friday night and boy, she…

I visited this place on a Friday night at about 9pm and stayed until 11pm. <br> <br> Girls are very pretty and always ask for private dance. Girls on state got fully naked and…

With a stage like set for a fashion show with a long ramp, Crazy Horse provides lots of opportunities for close contact with dancers on the stage. The customary tip will have…

Like every other weekend, I go to Crazy horse to have some fun. I make up an excuse for my wife and head out for a couple hours. I have my girls…

My experience with this place was very good. It looks like a theater when you walk in and when you sit in the audience you will be approached by dancer after…

Was in SF for business and came here late Wednesday night on my own. I had already known they did not serve alcohol so I had pregamed to be prepared. Walked to…

Hit up the club on my lunch hour.<br> <br> In my experience this has been the best value in the city, but it really seems to be foing downhill. Generally the day shift has…

Boyfriend and I went as a couple. He paid 25 I think, and I got in for 15. Front desk was understaffed. Took us about 10 minutes to wait,…

By far the best fully nude strip club in SF! The girls are hot. better than those at any of the other fully nude strip clubs and right on par with those at…

Definitely definitely NOT my style. Walked in, paid mandatory cover, and walked out 10 minutes later. This place had rows of guys sitting theatre style just watching…

I made it back to Crazy horse after a long time. It was Saturday night. My attempt at picking up chicks at bar had failed. So decided to get myself taken care…

This club continues to offer decent high mileage experience in a seedy part of San Francisco. Dancers range from 6-9 in quality with a high percentage of Asians compared to other clubs.…

I made it back to Crazy horse after a long time. It was Saturday night. My attempt at picking up chicks at bar had failed. So decided to get myself taken care…

This place has some pros and cons. The cover charge is always changing. $20, $30...etc. the place looks like an old movie theatre they turned into a club. The stage had a…

Don't know what to make of this club anymore. Prices for dances are steep, prices for the private rooms steeper, and that's before tips. Total positive - the bathroom is renovated and functional.…

This was my first trip in several years. The club seemed older, and a bit shop worn, (thread-bare carpeting, some broken seats, etc), than I remembered. The preponderance…

I actually really like the set up. Super easy to just hang back for a bit and watch the dancers come out. Most will approach you before or after their show. But…

After a day of watching football in the city a couple of buddies and I decided to check out what all the fuss was about at Crazy Horse. The club had…

I went to this club on a Thursday night. There were a plenty of girls in the club, most of them are young with only a few really old one. The girls…

Wow...been here a few times times but never a night like this.  Usually on a Wednesday near midnight there will be 8-10 dancers the I would rate 6-8s and usually Asian and…

OK, went to a place in San Francisco. Thought this might be a good spot. Right off of Market street. Some nearby parking and the Bart is good if…

Crazy horse is the only strip club I go to in San Francisco. Some times it is a hit and some times it is a miss. There was some decent talent on…

Walked in to a theater-like atmosphere. Stage was in the front and guys lined the whole thing with dollar bills. Looks like they actually got their money's worth. I took a seat…

I have been going to Crazy Horse out in SF for a while now. I used to want to open up a forum about strip clubs but was too busy with school.…

On a recent visit, I found out the private show costs $140 now. Dancer told me they were raising prices so they could do more renovations for the club. I didn't consider…

I've been a frequent customer of Crazy Horse San Francisco for the past few years. I quite enjoy the lovely ladies who have worked there with their no pressure attitude, and liberal…

Back in San Fran, and had to revisit the Crazy Horse. Sat around the stage for a good while watching the show. You don't get bothered by dancers if you're at the…

It had been a while since I had been to the crazy horse, and since I was in town on business i decided to give it a try. I had already…

While on business trip to SF, we decided to pay a visit to the Crazy Horse theater. Location is great, right next to city center hotels. Cover was 25$ on a wednesday…

I liked this club a lot. The club is clean; its not very posh, but decent enough. The layout of the stage is very good -- its a thin rectangle, so that…

Awesome strip club. The cover was $25 on a Tuesday night but they gave me a free day pass (1pm-6pm) to use next time. When you walk in the first…

Found myself in the city with a little time to spare. I thought I'd visit the best club in the city to see what kind of mood Tiffany might be in.…

I was in town on business and saw something about Teri Weigel as the feature performer! I have always had a thing for Teri and have fantasized about some personal lap dances…

I normally only visit clubs when I travel, but I made an exception to see Teagan Presley. She was great, still looks good and has a high energy show with some crowd…

So I made a quickie visit when I ha to do an errand downtown. The value here is always probably the best in SF, but the obvious tradeoff is the run down…

This is by far my favorite club in San Francisco. Girls are service oriented ;) I went in to see the featured dancer Tori Black and wasn't disappointed with any of the house…

Crazy Horse used to be a great club with good value for money. However, past few months have been a disaster. The price for "old booths" where more fun can be had…

I was in the City on a Tuesday night with a few hours to kill so I decided to head over to Crazy Horse Theatre. Since this was a Tuesday night, I…

This is my favorite San Francisco club by far. It's a little different than your typical place given the theater arrangement. There is only one room. That's because it's literally…

I'm not a heavy frequenter or strip clubs, but I've got to say, crazy horse is one of the best I've been to. The ladies there were all well above average from…

Not sure exactly how many dancers were on duty - some kept appearing and disappearing and I didn't really count. What I like about Crazy Horse is it allows dancers to come…

This club is becoming more Hit and Miss. I had a good time on Saturday Visit on Late October. But did not have that much good time on the Sunday Visit, and…

Crazy Horse can be very hot! The stage is only used at the beginning of a dance. The dancer (or sometimes two together) come down a long runway. There…

I have mixed feelings about this club. It was my first time and I went close to closing time around 2 am. There were few dancers and some of them were…

Visited the place on a Saturday night. This is a decent club with some theatre style seating and a long ramp where the girls dance. If you want to just sit back…

I was here on Friday Oct 11th around 3pm. Club #2 on this lunch time strip club foray. My go to club, Crazyhorse. I soured recently on the horse because…

Visited this place on a Saturday night at about 9:00. Staff is nice and professional. Walk past and you end up walking down an aisle between two sets of theater like…

After a night of heavy drinking and watching the bday boy get denied by every woman at the bar, we decided to make a stop at the crazy horse. I must say,…

Got here around 9:30 on a Sunday night. Paid the $25 cover and went inside. Kind of a cool setup with the big, long stage as you come in. Maybe about 10…

Been here before, didn't really enjoy my time here this time. There were a lot of cute dancers running around the area, mostly latina and asian chick which I dont mind at…

Had a little free time in SF one fine evening & thought I would check out first hand the famous Crazyhorse Theatre. Well I have to say this started out normally with…

I've been to CH numerous times over the years, each time is a complete crap shoot of what I'll find. It's always a bit sketchy at the best of times, quality of…

In town for work, and I arrived a day early to check out SF. Decided to swing by CH in the early afternoon after having some good luck there in years past.…

I have mixed feelings about Crazy Horse. It's always been a bit of a rundown club, with girls skewed towards the average side but some real lookers here and there.…

I went to this club in mid-March this year alone, twice - first in the afternoon and the other at night. This club is like a cinema theater, but I like this…

Was staying in downtown SF for work so decided to check out the strip clubs. Went to Crazy Horse since it was a short walk from my hotel. Only 3 dancers working…

Based on previous reviews had high expectations. My visit did not meet expectations. Theater satin was a little different-- U shaped stage with seats around and then maybe 8…

This is where I go to when I visit San Francisco. The location is a little shady, with a lot of homeless people around the club. Parking is hard especially in the…

There are plenty of reviews that talk about the "theater" style seating so I'll skip that. I went there late after a friend's party around 2 am. There was a petite looking…

Went here after getting faded from the bars with some co-workers. The layout was unimpressive, but at least you have full full of the dancer during her numbers. The girls over there…