Crazy horse is a very seedy...

Crazy horse is a very seedy club. Converted theater. It's located on a particularly seedy section of Market Street - lots of homeless, lots of chronic drug users. The club itself attracts clientele along these lines. The DJ has the gritty voice that comes from years of a 2 pack a day habit. He tries to announce the dancers with fanfare, but it is hard to take seriously. Most of the dancers are pretty raunchy and nasty. Most have a bit of attitude, but there definitely is the occasional gem. You can tell by the stage dance how the private dance will be. My favorite dancer is Destiny. She's been at the club forever and gives a very dirty dance. She's also very friendly. You'll find her ducking into the DJ booth to grab a drink throughout the night, so she can be hard to catch.

By and large, the value for the money is decent at this place. It's nasty, but in a character-building kind of way. I have never personally purchased the private show with extras, but always get offered. So if you're looking for something extra, I suspect you'll find it here.