The Crazy Horse
980 Market St San Francisco, CA 94102

Still a great experience if you take your time and find the right dancer.

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ptorrent3
Sep 29, 2015, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Friday Evening

Crazy Horse

Went alone to Crazy Horse on a Friday evening. Like the previous time I went, overall dancer quality was pretty low, with few making any use of the pole and in general just being kinda sultry and slow. There was a bachelor party and a couple of the girls did take good care of him - they dragged him up on stage, took his belt off, rolled him over, and gave him a spank on semi-bare ass. You could see the dancers liven up a bit when something unusual or fun was happening, but the normal dances just look kinda bored. There was one very short dancer (I missed her name, but like maybe 4.5 feet tall) who was pretty fiery and energetic, bouncing around a lot and really doing some great in-audience acrobatics. The other exception was Cecilia, who started her dance showing only her fingers around the back stage (very sexy!) and then came on in full character - fun, playful, sexy, great dancing. She's a hot Latina who had a great attitude and I ended up taking her back for some $100 / 3 nude song sets in the private booths, which was a lot of fun. Like the floor she was fine with non-crotch touching and even some gentle kissing on her breasts. I wasn't looking for anything more than that, so I had a great time. Thanks Cecilia!

 

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