Leaving Much to be Desired

I decide to go to the Crazy Horse on Monday during the afternoon. Not much going on outside. The building is a converted theater in a "changing neighborhood." I felt safe but it is still a few blocks away from the tourist areas in downtown. There is an atm and screen with the names of the dancers who are working as you enter. I pay the $21 (daytime) cover and walk into the room with the main stage. This is a nude club so there is no alcohol. The club has a theater layout where the theater seats descend towards the screen or in this case stage. The seats are not entirely conducive to getting a dancer's attention if it is busy but since there are only a handful of PLs in the club it wasn't a problem.

As others have said, the stage is shaped like a "T" with the top of the T being at the back of the club. When I walked in, there are two poles and zero dancers. It takes about 5 min before a dancer gets on stage to just prance around and take off her top. Fortunately for the PL sitting next to the stage, the dancer gets off the stage and then gives him a quick grind with some light touching. After the first girl's dance, another stripper doesn't get back on stage for another 10min.

I only see about 5 dancers two blonde white girls, one AA, and two Asians. None are anything to write home about. I say the hottest was the Asian spinner who was a 7. I didn't see any "enhanced" ladies and most had average asses at best. One of the blonde dancers--had an ok ass (not flat) and nice naturals--took me on a tour and said that regular ($20) topless dances take place in a side room on a U shaped bench (not private). The next lap dance area was in a hallway with rooms that had curtains, which cost ($100) for nude dances that lasted 3 songs. Then she led me down a smaller hallway with slightly larger private rooms with curtains but was $140 plus tip for "extra fun."