The crazy horse is in downtown...

The crazy horse is in downtown San Francisco, wedged between the shopping district and skid-row, and situated right next to a popular concert venue. It's a good place to hang out after doing some shopping, after work, or after a good concert. Make sure you keep your head up, as there are shady looking characters populating the block. Nothing too scary, but it's good to be aware.

The club itself has a theatre layout. Theatre-style seats makes up half the club, and the other half is right up against the T-shaped stage with poles on either side. Girls come out between the poles and make their way down the catwalk, slithering onto the laps of customers stage-side. This alone is worth the admission! Poles are scarcely used, so don't expect any spectacular acrobatics. But then again, that's not really the point for a club like the Crazy Horse Theatre. Tip a couple bucks per girl for a good show!

The girls are attractive. 7-10 on the hotness scale, with most girls hovering around an 8. There's an ethnicity and body type for almost everyone, with a good mixture of white, Asian, and Latina girls. Most girls are reasonably fit, and are suited in barely there bra/panties or racy lingerie. Almost everyone I talked to had a pleasant low-pressure demeanor. Dances are $20 bikini, $40 topless, or $100 fully nude. I recommend trying the girls out for a $20 before taking them to the fully nude dance to see if you have good chemistry. Or at least checking them out stageside first.