The Crazy Horse

On a recent trip to the Bay Area I decided to visit the Crazy Horse instead of MBOT after reading repeated comments in the TUSCL reviews about the extravagant prices at MBOT.…

This club is a perennial favorite. The girls here are pretty (not quite MBOT level, but very nice) and they are friendly. Viperroom is right, tipping well by the stage will get…

Went with a friend of mine to check about this club. It all depends on the girl but the lap dance is up in the air with price. Personally sitting at the…

I had an opportunity to stop at the Crazy Horse last week. I'm a semi-regular at the MBOT and I hadn't visited the Crazy Horse for 3-4 years, so my expectations weren't…

It just goes to show you that you are not always going to have the greatest time, even at a club you like. Crazy Horse has a steep admission ($25) but…

This is by far one of the best strip clubs around S.F., other than MBOT. I went there August 10th to check out the house features. I wanted to…

I went to the club last Thursday. The quality of the girls, while never outstanding, seems to be slipping. There was only one I was really interested in. After not getting her…

After getting off of work around 5pm on Friday(7/22), I went to CH to relax from my hectic week; it was like a sauna in there as usual. They really need to…

I liked the crazy horse, they had a lot of pretty good looking girls, I went on a Friday night about 6 pm. I there was a Asian girl on stage and she…

This place is not as seedy as the other Market Street clubs, but is not exactly the Taj Mahal either. Some very attractive and friendly girls, some high pressure saleswomen.…

This is my favorite club to hang out in SF. There's a variety of women and most of them are pretty friendly. I once spent like $500 in one night; this trip…

Having never been to a club in California, I wasn't sure what to expect. You know, you go into a new club in a new town and you're not sure what…

I hadn't been to CH in a couple of years, so I stopped in on a weekday night while I was in town. $25 admission fee, which I thought was pretty…

Caught the Inari Vachs feature show last week - I was amazed, a pornstar who actually danced instead of walking back and forth waiting for tips! Anyway it was my first visit…

This place is a rundown old theatre, no booze and a $25 cover charge. Inside, there's one long runway with theatre seating facing the runway on both sides and about 10 rows…

This club was decent. I went on a late Wednesday afternoon and the place was pretty much dead. There were only about ten guys in the place, and they all…

This place turns out to be inconsistant, it all depends on which girls happen to be working here. But I dropped in a Friday afternoon, and the mix of girls just…

$10 to get in with coupon wasn't bad, forgot I gave the manager $20 bill, but he caught up with me to give me the $10 change--pretty cool move. Once inside,…

Was in SF for a day and a half, and had never been to the Crazy Horse. Be warned: You may have to wind your way through some of the city's winos…

Went to the club on a Friday night when porn star Kaylani Lei was performing. Arrived about midnight and club was packed. 30 girls working and they were kept busy for the…

The atmosphere of this place is just different. The theatre seating by the stage feels kind of wierd. I was there on a Friday night. Had dances from 5…

My previous San Francisco experience was at Mitchel Brothers and it turned out less than spectacular, and I felt somewhat of a ripoff. By comparison Crazy Horse proved to be a…

I offer a grateful nod to all the recent posters here at tusl as I found nearly all info pertinent, very current and accurate. To summarize: As a gentleman that prefers asians…

this is still the best SF club in my opinion, in terms of the mileage per dollar. I have spent more elsewhere and gotten more elsewhere, but dollar value here is best…

Went back to the CHT in late January. I lapped with a cute Filipinno woman who had long gorgeous dark hair. We tried 4 clothed first for $20 each, and then went…

Checked the website one saturday and saw that my old friend Tiffany was working, so I rushed off to the club to catch up with her since I hadn't seen her in…

I was able to get the last day of 2004 off so I decided to spend my time surrounded by naked women. What a way to end the year. My intention was…

The place is in a rundown area and the inside is pretty rundown as well. But most of the girls are pretty. I thought the private dances were average but…

I keep coming back to this club, and it is becoming my favorite. The club is in a bit seedy block of San Fran, although only a couple blocks from the…

I loved this place. True enough that the location is rough but let's talk positives. There are no expensive drinks. There is no smoke (after all, we are in…

The club is on market street in SF which is not the best part of town but the club is definitely good. I have been here many times. Some girls are…

attended during the day last year. Not a great selection and a bit scarey to be in there alone. I did get solicited by a very cute little asian number.…

Visited on a Tue night when they had about 8 dancers on stage - and I would rate them 7-8. Ran into Angelina, an asian dancer I had seen years ago…

All other reviews about this place are basically true. The quality of the women varies pretty greatly. The layout doesn't loan itself to being able to sit and chat with the women…

Went here on a weekend night - park at the garage at 5th and mission. Cover is 25, walk into a threatre seating. Girls coming in every shape, size, and…

In town for a conference, reviews recommended it so tho't I would check it out. I would have given this place an 8 but the neighbourhood (the Tenderloin district in SF) is…

Interesting place, although located in a pretty bad neighborhood (nighttime is downright scary). Club has a long rectangular stage with three or four rows of theater seating on both the long…

See earlier review from Friday, October 01, 2004. Went back in on Saturday October 2 to see what other talent worked at this place. I do appreciate that these girls are cool…

Checked this place out because of all the great reviews. Bottom line. this place was very disappointing. There was only one stage and probably 5-10 girls on a Thur night.…

New to the San Francisco area and one of my buds reccomended that I try out the Crazy Horse. So Friday night it was. This place is different from what I am…

In town for a conference...took a long lunch and hit the CHT for an extended "break"... Paid 15 bucks to get in (Wed afternoon). The stage is as previously…

I decided to make a rare Saturday trip to the City. Usually when I pay Crazy Horse (CH) a visit, it's on a weekday. I used to think this place…

Visited on a Wednesday afternoon. It's a wierd club - theatre seats, a lap dance room with no bouncer, and the private dance area with a bench, chair and tissue box. Had…

Hadnt' been to CH in a few years, but I'm happy to report it's pretty much still got it going on. Plenty of hot Asians, if that's your thing. The girls are…

Had a chance to go CHT again on a Tuesday night - went there because TUSCL reviews said it was a happening place even on a weekday and that's no lie.…

I was here a couple of weeks back on Thursday night. The layout of the club is as described by others. This night, there were a couple of groups of guys having…

Was there Monday about 4pm. $20 entry fee. Hot big breasted babe on stage. Another girl quoted a price of $100 for a two-song private dance while i did myself. WAY too…

Sunday night. Get there before 7pm. Entrance only $15 with a $5 off voucher for a future visit. This was the highlight of this visit. I've written about this place before, so I'll…

This place is my favorite in San Francisco. It is a little lighter than the "hardcore" clubs. There is one long stage that looks like a runway that supermodels would use. Normally…

I always make this the most frequent visit strip club in SF when I come into town for conferences, etc. While every club has its pros and cons (OK, some only…

One of the large clubs in the Market St area - not an upscale place at all. The Market St area is a pretty shady looking area, so be careful when…

Got a lousy dance from Mystery the other where she effective just sat on my lap and worked hard to make sure her (beautiful) breasts did not fall out. At the…

One of the better SF clubs for lapdances. It's a fair compromise between the super-sleazy MSC and the extremely pricey MBOT. Personally I can't get off to a lapdance unless…

Friend of mine got married in SF this weekend and thought Id take an adventure down the infamous market street.. Boy I will never be going back to this club. The girls…

I forgot that before I visited O'Farrell again Sunday night, I gave this place a try. This is in a pretty bad area, lots of homeless and panhandlers. Got in…

Back again. Wednesday night around 8:20pm. $25 to get in is too steep in my opinion for a place that offers few amenities. Felt better at $20. Anyhow. I was in a strange…

I was there last Friday at about 10:00 pm. The crowd was about 20 spectators and maybe 8-10 dancers. Most were 5-6's with a couple of 7's and one 10 (Nina). Dances…

I had heard good things about Crazy Horse but had never actually gone. Finally carved out a friday night to spend a couple hours. I must say that, although some of…

Went to the Crazy Horse for the first time on Tuesday Afternoon. I went in just after 12 noon when the "happy hour" $15 entrance fee. There was only one other guy sitting…

First time visit to CH. Arrived during their lunch special which allowed all-day access for only $15 instead of the regular $25. When you walk in the stage is directly…