The Crazy Horse
980 Market St San Francisco, CA 94102

$2 fu)

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Uk.sales
Mar 12, 2016, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Tuesday Evening

I wasn't in the city for long but had time a few hours to kill so I went to the Crazy Horse Theatre. It was early evening so the entrance fee was $15. I wasn't looking to drop a lot of money this visit so I sat myself at the "front" (the stage is like a model runway so you really sit at the side if you want to get close) with a fistful of dollar bills and settled back to enjoy the show.

I didn't take any dancers for a private. I was asked but there wasn't any pressure to do so. Every couple of minutes a new girl came out on stage to dance to three songs. Usually partly clothed for the first one, topless for the second and fully nude for the last. Dropping a couple of bills at each dance would normally get you some attention. Depending on the girl this could be few extra dance moves in front of you or you might get a mini-lap dance and some cheap thrills. The club wasn't too busy this early so I was getting very good value for my tips.

I stayed for about two hours and enjoyed the show. I'd say a few of the girls were 8's, most 6/7's. Can't comment on the backroom action, but the guys that came back from there seemed happy enough.

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