I made my first visit to...

I made my first visit to the Crazy Horse, to see a porn star and check out the club. The club is a converted theater, and when I arrived (around 8PM on a Saturday night), I had no trouble getting a front row seat. Overall, the girls were very hot, and very friendly. The dance routines all lasted three songs: One song in a sexy outfit, one topless and one bottomless. During the bottomless songs, the girls would show off their cooches, but I never saw any of the dancers inserting fingers or doing anything really raunchy. The typical tip for a dancer was $2/song, and the girls would sometimes let get off stage, dance on your lap, and let you grope them.

I didn't try the private dances, so I can't speak about that.

In general it was a good time, and I will return.