The Crazy Horse
980 Market St San Francisco, CA 94102

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Boone
Feb 12, 2016, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Thursday Evening

This is a compendium review of a Monday night visit, and a visit on Thursday afternoon and evening. The theatre part is getting to be an uncomfortable dump. I for one like to be able to stand up and wander around, hard to do here. Hard to sit and talk with the women, even though some are sweet and very capable of intelligent conversation. Diana, in particle, besides being one of the most stunningly attractive women I've yet met, is super sweet and really smart, studying to be a psychologist if I remember correctly. You can check the website by smartphone to see who is dancing at that moment, something I do as I definitely have a few favorites. The women are highly variable, some really cute (Precious is another one, a really pretty, sexy, and sweet young spinner that is worth seeking out), and others you'd pay to NOT see on stage. Dances are $20 bikini or $40 topless, the latter a good way to determine if any chemistry exists and to determine if the dancer just wants to fleece you. I recommend 3 for $100 deals in the back booths as the best deal and most fun. There are 3 for $140 booths where more fun can be had, but I've never been offered the opportunities that come very expensively at say Mitchell Bros (I have not taken these up, not being an extras man). I noticed that the number of really attractive women doubled after 10PM on my visit, so pickings may be leaner earlier in the evening.

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