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I've been to lots of clubs all over the US and in several other countries. The two best places for stage shows, without doubt,…

Jaguars had a somewhat fancier, "gentleman's club" feel than some of the other strip clubs I'd tried in Phoenix. The parking lot was large…

I stopped in Essex on Super Bowl Sunday, mid-afternoon (before the game). It's on a commercial strip and next to "Monkey Wheels and Tires".…

Club Onyx has had the "Follies Day Shift" thing in their ads and social media for a while. I know some of the people…

Vivide is the club in Atlanta I routinely return to when I'm in town. That continues to be the case even with a change…

Club Blaze is unpretentious, to say the least. I wouldn't quite call it a dive. It's never been actually dirty, the furniture isn't broken…

100% AI. Other images on the profile are more obvious, and the bio/description indicates so. Not too bad, overall, without lots of glaring artifacts…

TUSCL had no reviews for this club in years, but there were some more recently posted to Google and the place seemed to still…

I tried Moochie's once before about a year or so ago. That time I walked in and turned around to walk right back out.…

I was back recently and everything is pretty much the same. Some really beautiful dancers and delightful stage shows. Decent semi-private dances with light…

I don't know if adding a comment here "bumps" the review. I was back at C-Mowes recently, but the review above could pretty much…

I still frequent Palomino because I like the stage show, the semi-private dances, and the fit dancers. It's also nice to pair with a…

Talk of the Town is, imho, more of a dive than Chicas, not less. It's probably less crowded, however.

Palomino is perhaps a bit less…

Burlesque shares a bit of the entertainment Venn diagram with strip clubs, but is really a separate thing. To start, they tend not to…

In midtown, Rick's Cabaret is a nice place with attractive dancers, but, in my experience, not great dances. They have a lunch special if…

I decided to give Onyx a try because they've been hyping their new "Follies dayshift", and dances at Vivide changed for the worse. Onyx…

Yes, $20/song based on my visit a few days ago.

I arrived at Purple Orchid via 15-minute ride-share from downtown Philadelphia around 10pm on a Friday night. The cover charge was $5 with a…

I went to Cheerleaders around 8:30pm on a Thursday, intending to watch some of the football game. It was about a 15 minute ride…

FWIW, I found a pretty decent middle-tier hands-on dance for $20/song next door at Hoops.

Hoops is right next door to Rick's in midtown Manhattan. I was in Rick's for an hour or so, and then went next door…

Rick's is convenient if you're anywhere near midtown Manhattan. Cover was $20, with a two drink minimum that didn't get enforced. A bottle of…

Satin Dolls was not far from where I was staying - midtown/Times Square in Manhattan, and I stopped by on a whim around 11pm.…

I stop in the Hustler club most times I swing through St. Louis. Over the last few years it's been one of my favorite…

C-Mowes is an odd place. It's not really a strip club. It's a big warehouse-like building on a fenced-in gravel lot in a rundown…