Is Tuesday the best night for Crazy Horse?
I've been to Crazy Horse a few times now. I'm a sucker for the high-mileage floor shows - if you tip pretty well ($2 - $3 / song) you can often get short 15 - 20 second lapdances, occasionally with 2-way contact. It's not a lot, but it's a fun way to experience brief sensual moments with a wide variety of women for a reasonable amount of money. Beyond that, the pricing isn't cheap, but isn't crazy for SF. $20 bikini / $40 topless per song or $100 for 3 songs nude. There are also VIP rooms for $140 for 3 songs nude + negotiated tip, but I haven't tried those. I did have a dancer insist that the normal nude rooms were $140, which pissed me off because they clearly weren't (she had me put $100 in the machine and give her $40 directly). She gave a good dance, but I won't be returning to her despite her great personality and breasts. Sigh.
But enough of that - this Tuesday night was surprisingly full of great quality dancers who had some impressive moves, even on the poll (which often seems ignored in this venue, partially because of the design). I would say the overall quality was much higher this Tuesday night than it was the last Friday I was here (as well as a Monday I was there). Maybe just a fluke, but this Tuesday crowd was generally impressive. I had a really nice, sensual dance from Nikita, who also does a fantastic floor show. The quality of dancers is pretty hit or miss here (more so probably than some other venues), but if 2-way contact is your thing this is probably the best bet in SF.
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