The Crazy Horse
980 Market St San Francisco, CA 94102

Stripper reading a book - Strip club or library?

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mrfawn
Feb 23, 2016, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Sunday After Midnight

Ok so this was last night.

Lets just say this was one of the strangest strip clubs experiences. I'll preface this review by saying it was a very slow night (Sunday) and the strippers where mostly bored the last few hours I was there. I would never go back on a Sunday night if that is what is typical. So I got kinda bored, and always wanted to see what this place looked like in SF. I figured it was worth it to get some tits and ass in my face, and it can't be that bad, right? Well it can be. I mean there has to be something wrong if at times guys are looking at each asking whats going on since all the girls are backstage, taking a break, or not interested in talking to the guys in the club. I get it your bored, but your still working. So this club has movie theater seating which makes it horrible for girls to walk up and talk to you unless it empty. Call me classic but I prefer table and chairs. Its works much better. I like seeing girls dance on stage more then getting lap dances. So this place took the longest breaks between girls to dance to the point I was about to fall asleep or start talking to guys next to me. Yeah I know its a Sunday, but still make it a party every night. The door guy said there was 10 girls working and there might have been at times there was no one walking around. The best interaction I had of the night was with the girl working the entrance cashier. She was fun, playful, and talkative. By the end of the night I did find a talkative, fun stripper that was making the best of the situation. Maybe my night would have been better going in the private lap dance section, but admission should get me something fun in the main area.

Cover was 26, but if you download their app they will give you 5 off admission.

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