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Has It Ever Occurred to You That You Might Be Wrong?

Title says it all. :D

Politics

UNDENIABLE FACTS:

Donald Trump vows to be “protector of women” and adds ‘whether they like it or not’… The EX-POTUS lost the support of his own daughter, Ivanka, the one he wanted to f**k and his other daughter, Tiffany, was “too fat” for…

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The Ultimate Guide on how to beat the strip club game: My advice unbound

Get together a guide to put all my best tips and tricks all in one place, everything I know. What I did to survive strip clubs throughout my career. I thought I'd just skip the article route and give it…

Cadillac Lounge

Providence, Rhode Island

You know what.. not bad

The Cadillac Lounge is alright. It’s not total shit, it’s not going to blow your socks off, it’s alright. Walked through a metal detector and paid the $15 cover. They do still scan IDs. Bouncer…

OZ

Clearwater, Florida

Two days in a roll during afternoon time

Continuing the strip club tour, visit OZ on both Friday and Saturday. Friday I took 300X bus from DT Tampa and Saturday from St. P (I know it takes a while but worth the trouble).…

Purple Orchid

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Is night time the right time? 2nd night visit a bit disappointing.

Location: The Purple Orchid is located in an industrial area in Philadelphia at the corner of 61st and Passyunk. It shares a parking lot with a pool hall and another adult entertainment establishment. The…

Vixens Ybor Strip

Tampa, Florida

Slow but good (for guys) Halloween afternoon

Hot and sunny afternoon, after visiting Ybor city I follow the TUSCL review and get to this club. It is convenient taking the bus #8 to this location from Ybor city historical area. Day cover…

Politics

THE UNDENIABLE TRUTH:

Trump has a long history of screwing over his own family and business associates and the small business owners who have done work for him . . . You people believe that the same EX-POTUS who cheated on all of his…

Centerfolds

Worcester, Massachusetts

Monday after work at 229

Went to 229 at around 6 for a quick visit. No bouncer at the door so I paod the 5 dollar cover with my drink. I immediately get approached by Andrea who claims she’s colombian…

Vivide (V Live)

Atlanta, Georgia

Still a good spot for daytime and maybe showing some improvement in the night

It’s been a while since I’ve gone. I’ve been here day and night time on a Friday. Let me start by saying Daytime is always good to go. Parking lot around 3:30pm…

Palomino

North Las Vegas, Nevada

One of a FEW Vegas Clubs I’d Visit Again

Known as the only place in town that offers fully nude AND alcohol! I went to take a friend for his birthday as a group. It’s in a not-the-greatest part of town, but that didn’t…

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am I getting finessed?

hit it off with this one dancer and dropped $x on her (VIP 1hr30min) about 2-3 weeks ago. I remember that night... lap dances were high mileage and topless w/ some stick-shifting and a bunch of dirty talk have been frequenting…

Politics

My rickish predictions for Election Day (and every day thereafter)

No…this rick is not going to predict the actual winner of any races. Imma predict the future behavior of certain damn dirty apes. If Trump wins: 1. Gamma will be happy for 2 microseconds and then post something freaking out about…

Charisma

Stoughton, Massachusetts

sinclair's Review

I went to Club Alex’s at 00:45 on a Friday night, technically very early Saturday morning. There was a tiered cover charge. I paid a $12 cover charge, which was the specified amount from 22:00…

Tropical Lei

Upland, California

Fall weather is finally here, time to find someplace warm.

It was a somewhat chilly Wednesday night when I decided to check the good ol' T-Lei. I pull up around 7:30 or 8:00 pm and there was a small crowd of guys huddled in front…

Boardroom Cabaret

Brockton, Massachusetts

sinclair's Review

I made a couple visits to the Boardroom Cabaret since it was the closest strip club to where I was staying. If you see a shuttered restaurant on Pearl Street called Frank’s, the strip club…

Johnny A's Hitching Post

Paterson, New Jersey

First time at the Hitchin post and hit it off!

Decided to travel up to N Jersey, after some plans fell through I decided to hit up the hitchin post Sat afternoon, lot was damn near full but found a spot on the side. Walked in…

Rick’s Cabaret

Chicago, Illinois

I usually enjoy Rick’s, but this location is a little below their standard

Was in town for a quick weekend trip with the guys. Stopped by on a Saturday night around 11p. I’m not sure what part of town it was, but it was about a 20 minute…

Synn Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

Lowkey Thursday Review

Went to Synn on a Thursday. As usual the parking lot was filled. I ended up parking next to the Dennys and walking over. Cover fee was $20 + 1 drink.…

Palomino

North Las Vegas, Nevada

Fun for couples

Wife and I went here for the first time while we were in town. Very couple friendly. We paid for a package that got us a small bottle of liquor, a pitcher of beer and…

Divas Men's Club

Austin, Texas

Make your own adventure at Diva’s

Have never been to Diva’s, but a friend who frequents said he was going for some ”afternoon delight” & wanted me to join. Didn’t have work that day so said sure why not, as he…

Secret Lounge

Springfield, Oregon

Definitely not the old place, worthwhile visit

I've grown rather tired of strip clubs, but I decided to try out the club formerly known as Bobbi's. The place is physically the same, but the vibes are quite different. For one, the place…

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

Just OK. Stripflation Hurts.

Arrival (mostly unchanged) Got there a little after 3. Decent area in Providence's Jewelry District, right off I-95. Spacious parking lot was a little less than half full when I arrived. You go in through doors…

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MORE COUNTRY MUSIC SHOULD SOUND LIKE THIS

not sure how this popped up on my youtube feed based on my search history. here's some wholesome music for y'all folks here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IsFPtsinrDM

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TIL: Cocaine = Sweating

Went to the champagne room with a gorgeous stripper. Had a great time with her previously. Not this time. She started sweating profusely. Just drenched. I didn't even want to touch her. She hadn't really done anything either. I paid…

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Do You Even Want This?

Over the past month or so, I have had three torrid encounters with a hypersexual, big-assed and big-boobed Dominican. Not my preferred body type, but the “hypersexual” aspect more than makes up for it. She’s just constantly getting off,…

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Hot Tennis Girls

☀️ 👽 Hi Tuscl, How Bout' Some Hot Tennis Girls For Us! Yeah, Some Really Cool Girls @ Tennis Playing Hard & Lookin' Good With Their Hot Bod's! I Really Like Ta' Watch Da' Girls Play On Professional, Junior Or Private…

Politics

Do justice and righteousness, and deliver from the hand of the oppressor him who

Title couldn’t say it all. Do justice and righteousness, and deliver from the hand of the oppressor him who has been robbed And do no wrong or violence to the resident alien, the fatherless, and the widow, nor shed innocent blood…

Politics

“Throughout history, it has been the inaction of those who could have acted;

Title couldn’t say it all. “Throughout history, it has been the inaction of those who could have acted; The indifference of those who should have known better; the silence of the voice of justice when it mattered most; that has made it…

Tattletale Lounge

Atlanta, Georgia

Go big or go home (went home)

First time in Atlanta. Heard Tattletale was a good spot so stopped in here a bit before midnight. Club is small and pretty crowded. Typical dark club with neon laser lights look. A lot of…

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

Fri night, but not much new to report

LOCATION: - GPS address for the club is 2 Globe St Providence, RI. Don’t use the address on this page or the club page, since some apps (like Google maps on a PC) confuse…

Fantasia

Huntsville, Alabama

Friday night visit

It had been a while since my last trip to Huntsville. From my home in Tennessee, it takes me about a bit more than an hour to get to Fantasia. That is one of the…

Synn Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

Best place to be on a Thursday night

This place is awesome spot on Thursday. More than 50 girls to choose from. Club is clean with cushioned individual seats. (If you can find one. Spent half the time standing) bathrooms…

Bucks Wild

Fort Worth, Texas

Wednesday afternoon visit

Went on a Wednesday afternoon to kill some time. It’s all nude and byob. The cover was $30 and that includes access to back dance areas and also upstairs vip. There are more private areas…

Oasis

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

The Cuban's Have Arrived

Late afternoon visit 4-7pm. This place is not a dive, but a 'modern' club, dark, neon lights , 2 big long stages and a long rectangular space seats about 50? P.L's Also some couches…

Politics

Trump under NEW criminal investigation: Death threat felony against Liz Cheney

In Arizona, the crime of threatening or intimidating occurs when somebody makes a threat of violence against another person.

Bandaids Showclub

Phoenix, Arizona

Bandaids Thursday 10/31/2024 11:45 to Midnight - Short visit

Bandaids Thursday 10/31/2024 11:45 to Midnight - Short visit I knew the vibe would be the opposite of Bourbon Street However, I have had some good times with $10 dances - but in 2023. But…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

Not what it used to be

So I’ve been going to this place since my mid twenties and now I’m in my 40s. I feel like it’s the same physical club and nothing much has changed in as far as the…

Spearmint Rhino

Van Nuys, California

A typical afternoon day shift

I've been coming here for 20+ years, ever since this location opened. Details are up to date with previous review. I only ever visit here during the weekday afternoon shift. Like today,…

Pleasant Moments

Bridgeport, Connecticut

PM - Another great time!

I frequent the CT strip club scene regularly and often stop by PM on my way home from work. Surprised I’ve never reviewed this place before! Stopped by on a Thursday evening which…

Tennyson Lodge

Bethel Park, Pennsylvania

Chairman of the Lodge

Stopped in for a bit after a sporting event. $10 cover but the doorman didn’t have change. Had to owe him later. A girl recognized me immediately from a previous visit. Asked if I was…

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OT: The Mustelidae family of mammals: Wolverines, Badgers, Otters, Fishers

https://m.youtube.com/shorts/uKeJccBpsao https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3SOjmJG73UI&pp=ygUSd29sdmVyaW5lIHJlaW5kZWVy Remind me not to fuck with the mustelidae family

Gatsby's North

Akron, Ohio

Decent Trip Again, YMMV by Dancer for sure.

Went recently on a Wednesday afternoon at about 2pm. About 8 girls working including the girl mentioned frequently on here - Erika. Got 3 dances from Erika, decent handshake action. Then met a girl named…

Bourbon Street

Phoenix, Arizona

Tricks or Treats?

Stopped in to one of my favorite Phoenix clubs on a Saturday night around 11pm. Parking was easy. $12 cover and $5 for a bottle water. The room was mostly full with girls and pathetic…

Onyx

Atlanta, Georgia

A boring and slow Saturday night

Place: Went there on a Saturday night around 11 am by uber. It has a very big parking lot and very bright light with 3 security guards outside, seems pretty safe. Paid cover fee (didn’t remember…

Palomino

North Las Vegas, Nevada

First time at a club

Visited Vegas for the weekend for the first time. By recommendation went to Palominos and that was my first strip club experience. Realistically it was exactly what I expected. The main floor seemed pretty clean…

Rick's Cabaret New York

New York, New York

$15 Pre-Fixed Meal: Huge Bang for your Buck

Went for the $15 pre-fixed lunch at Rick's. HUGE bang for your buck. Appetizer, main course, and dessert all for $15, and very large portions as well. Even just comparing where $15 would get you…

Politics

"Beware of false prophets, which come to you in sheep's clothing, but inwardly t

Title couldn’t say it all. "Beware of false prophets, which come to you in sheep's clothing, but inwardly they are ravening wolves" ~ Gospel of Matthew 7:15, King James Version

Gold Club Centerfolds

Rancho Cordova, California

Is this a extras kinds a place

I read through the reviews and nobody has mentioned anything.

DD Cafe

Garden Grove, California

Second Visit

My second visit to the cafe This was my second time visiting this cafe so I already had a sense of what to expect. My first experience there was great, especially the lap dance I…

Politics

We F*ck With Trump"— RNC Speaker Amber Rose to Host Trump Strip Club Event.

Full story: https://meidasnews.com/news/we-f-ck-with-trump-rnc-speaker-amber-rose-to-host-trump-strip-club-event

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PL versus other customer politeness

Yup, I'm going to do that thing that never works on TUSCL, ask a question to dancers. Fortunately founder doesn't charge us extra for being futile? For dancers who have worked other jobs, with direct customer contact (such as waiting…

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Best modern women's clothing invention

A) Yoga Pants B) Booty Shorts C) Push Up Bra D) Dresses and leotards and whatever else with hole in the heart/middle for side boob E) Microkini

Bishops Corner

Stratford, Connecticut

There's Definitely Potential Here

I've been coming to this joint for a while now whenever I'm in CT (before & after it closed down). It's a fairly small club. When you walk in the small stage is…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Savannah exceeded expectations

The place has not changed in years: easy to find off rte 130, plenty of parking, inside a dive but a comfortable one. Big oval bar with 2 stages inside. $10 gets you a soda…

Passions Men's club

Kittanning, Pennsylvania

"Rumor" has it, this town has a strip club in it (spoiler alert: it does)

I happened to be in the area of the state and I noticed that there was a strip club in this general vicinity. There really isn't very much out here (roughly 1 hour north…

Coliseum

Detroit, Michigan

2nd best club in Detroit in terms of mileage, not extras

Of my visits to Detroit during this latest business trip, this club was my second favorite, but that's not saying much. I won't go over the layout because it's the same, but it does seem brighter.…

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Smash or Pass?

https://www.instagram.com/reel/C_i_mZxSlGJ/?igsh=MzRlODBiNWFlZA== Summer in Denmark :D

Politics

Con men look for human frailty to exploit. This is most often greed. Trump found

Title couldn’t say it all. Con men look for human frailty to exploit. This is most often greed. Trump found a different vice: anger. The emotional are always the most susceptible to manipulation.

Vivide (V Live)

Atlanta, Georgia

Multi-VIP?

Will be in Atlanta soon, considering a first time visit. To anyone with experience at this club, are any of the workers open to working together in multi-VIP? Or is the club strictly 1 dancer at a time?

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Not a bad way to spend a Thursday evening.

Came in on a Thursday night to have a little mid week fun and unwind. Checked the lineup on IG and saw a good number of dancers and headed in. Paid the $21 door cover…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Misogynistic Review

This club is chill. I am a longtime veteran. Clubs in Seattle are just different. Until recently you couldn't drink alcohol in a strip club. Now you can but Pandoras don't have their license yet.…

Synn Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

Thursday night visit

Summary: Went a couple of weeks back on a Thursday while in town. Stayed 10pm-1pm. I've been here before but it was 6yrs ago or so and during the day. Compared to where I usually monger,…

Centerfold Lounge Detroit

Detroit, Michigan

Nice Visit To A Rock'nRoll Club

It had been a very long time since I'd visited the Centerfold, so on a recent Saturday I decided to take a scouting trip to see if it had changed at all. I didn't have…

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Blank lines revisited

So I created a longer discussion post. I opted to write it on a Word program, then copy and paste it to this website. I had line breaks between the paragraphs in the original, but when I pasted it here,…

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Women. Voting. Prohibition of alcohol.

I am breaking my own rule here. I normally make it a point to not join political discussions on this website, because I am so sick of that shit and…

The Go-Go Rama

Laurence Harbor, New Jersey

Nadia

Anybody knows if Nadia who used to dance here - African American-mixed girl, huge amazing breasts on a very athletic figures, blonde hair, ever comes back here or works at any other clubs. She was far and away one of…

Keepers Gentlemen's Club

Milford, Connecticut

Keepers

Decided to kill some time after work on an early tuesday evening. Parking was easy. Its a small shopping plaza that shares space with other unpopular businesses. I'm pretty sure 75% of the lot are…

Paradise City Uncensored

South Houston, Texas

Exploring the nightlife

Overall it’s okay. Basic out the way, $10 parking, $10 cover, $20 vip wristband. Club is just one main stage with some smaller poles around the room. Tables all around. Good amount of girls, not…

VIP Cabaret

North Hollywood, California

Too Late or Wrong Day

When you enter, the bar is to the left as soon as you walk in and stage us a little to the right I'm front of you. I got my drink and took a seat.…

Knockouts

Stone Park, Illinois

Off Hours Are Pretty Lackluster

I was in the area and had heard this place had opened up near the Gold Room. It was Monday afternoon and I headed over after work, got there around 4:30 in the afternoon. I…

Bourbon Street

Phoenix, Arizona

Bourbon Street Thursday 10/31/2024 from about 9:45 PM to 11:15 PM

Bourbon Street Thursday 10/31/2024 from about 9:45 PM to 11:15 PM The required description has been the same for many years: There is a large bar area with bar seats to your right. A small satellite…

The St. James

Houston, Texas

Happy Halloween from North H-Town (2/3) - A Glamorous Midnight Mass

In this final stretch of the 2024 spooky month, I found myself with a rare weekend to myself and I decided to take full advantage with a multi-club scouting mission to visit some clubs on…

Bogarts Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Bogarts on a Wednesday Night

After a decent time at Henry's, I figured I might as well give Bogarts a try, since it's so close. I pulled into the parking lot around 11:40 PM, noting that there weren't many vehicles…

Peppermint Hippo Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Peppermint Hippo Review: Perfect Spot for a Bachelor Party!

Peppermint Hippo Review: Perfect Spot for a Bachelor Party! Our group of five went to Peppermint Hippo for a bachelor party, and it didn’t disappoint. Starting with a free pickup from the strip and free entry,…

Planet Lockwood Gentlemens Club

Billings, Montana

Social/no mileage

As I was driving across the country from Seattle on my way to North Carolina, I decided to stop in Billings, Montana and check out this club I had meant to stop at…

Gallaghers 2000

Queens, New York

Evening at Gallagher's

Like others have said, the vibe is different from pre-pandemic. Last week I went in on a Friday evening and there were 10+ women between the dancefloor and the floor. It was a mix of…

Purple Orchid

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Still figuring this place out - in a good way

This was my second trip to the PO. Still getting the lay of the land to figure how to get the best value for my money. After reading comments on other reviews, it appears I’m…

Shotgun Willie's

Glendale, Colorado

Fun time Shotguns!~

Afternoon at Shotguns, Had a great time. The door lady is super hot and fun to chat with. very sweet woman. Met a tall brunette (Ferrari) she was probably the prettiest dancer (supermodel) I've ever met. Tall…

Indulge Gentlemen's Lounge

Baltimore, Maryland

Day Shift Taking Over Nights?

I heard the day shift girls were now working nights too because no one wants to visit at night anymore with bored looking girls who seem uninterested in pleasing the clients. Any know if it’s true?

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Weekend vs weekday night visits

Visited Spearmint on a recent Saturday night around midnight and Tuesday night around 10pm and this review will contrast the two. Entrance is somewhere between $40 and $50 but you really should never be paying…

Spearmint Rhino

City of Industry, California

My first time visit was fun. Over all nice club as I seen in reviews.

On my way back from a business, I was passing nearby this club. So decided to try. I paid $20 for the entrance. A dude at the counter was friendly. I saw a list of…

Tropical Bar

Tijuana, Baja California

A quick see through…but worthwhile

Me and my friends were at HK bar, but I decided to pay a quick visit across the street to Topical bar and it turned out being worthwhile ( as it mostly does for me…

Cafe Cleopatra

Montréal, Quebec

Decent night at Cleo's

Cleo's is an institution in Montreal. Visiting for my annual trip to Montreal, and always hit up Cleopatras. They open much later in the afternoon than they used to, and I usually try to hit…

V-Ja's Lounge

Frankfort, New York

time may be running short

Located in a small town somewhat near Utica. Its a small house converted into club. enter through a door on the side, little vestivue and up a step bathroomn to the left down a hall.…

Cheetahs

San Diego, California

Couple visits

Have been coming to San Diego about monthly for work - this review based off of the most recent 2 visits. One of these days I’m gonna get to TJ instead of monthly trips to…

Nite Moves Gentlemen's Club

Latham, New York

Chill Vibes and Sexy Times

Visited on a Thursday night around 10PM. Paid a $15 cover. Overall place was clean and only three other people were there at the time. The music was okay, lighting was normal club lighting, and…

Golden Banana

Peabody, Massachusetts

Second visit - quick in and out

Came here for the second time on a Friday afternoon a while back. Pull up my other review for more deets on the physical location. It’s easy to miss on route 1.. tucked away behind…

Mons Venus

Tampa, Florida

Great nude stage show

Last time I was at Mons was pre-covid. I’d heard about all the changes on TUSCL, and saw that I could get a lot more elsewhere, with OZ now being my go-to club. But there were…

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Random questionnaire of the week. (New and Improved)

A) Describe your ideal weather conditions. B) How well can you sing, on a scale of 1-5? (1=terrible, 5=great) C) What is your favorite board game? My answers: A - 78F, cloudy, light breeze B - My singing is a solid 2, so I've heard…

Tijuana

Trip Report 10/27 -10/29 -First Time Rideshare US to HK

For new visitors, please see other previous trip reports for more details of the clubs and club/hotel protocols. I will be repeating a lot if I go over all that again. For pricing at HK, things are the…

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You should be able to pull your own reviews

So I just wrote a review of Mons Venus - but I was comparing it to OZ, and I mistakenly submitted it under OZ. Not surprisingly, several reviewers rejected it, with the idea I could re-submit it under Mons. Which…

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Las Vegas/Nevada

⭐ 🤠 Hi, Just Some Fun Random Nevada SC'S, Brothels, & Travel Info Coz I Like Da' Wild West A Lot! Yup, & Sin City! So, I Decided Ta' Go On A Lil' Vacation Around & Pick Up Some Stuff…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

Not bad but also not for everyone

Finally got out to BBDs Dallas just to see how it stacks up. Entry: $10 @9pm Security: ID scanned, no pat down, guard in the parking lot (but was on his phone so yeah) Building: Two floors, and…

Pure Gold

Oakville, Ontario

Pure gold is worth the drive from Toronto

Pure Gold is a club, that's technically in Mississauga, but it's almost Oakville. It's a sister club to Solid Gold in Burlington, very deluxe compared to the other Mississauga clubs. First things first: Unlike…

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What's the strip club m.o. from seasoned veterans?

I've tried searching for guides but they're usually lacking in concrete detail. I'm used to the fast house scene. I want to give clubs a shot but have no idea what or how. Am I suppose to bring a bunch of…

BT's Executive Club

Dearborn, Michigan

Talent and effort way down

I won't go over the layout, it's been done a thousand times, still the same. This review covers 4 visits, twice with friends, two afternoon, two at night. Cover was $20 at night, otherwise free during…

Taboo

Linden, New Jersey

OK place to grab a beer in the afternoon

I was in the area for work and thought I would stop in and check it out. Parked in the fenced in lot, which is nice as it appeared to be pretty well secure. Walked…

Crazy Girls Cabaret

Phoenix, Arizona

Average club, great talent

Visited on a Wednesday afternoon while looking to kill some time. No cover for the daytime. I’m a regular who goes approx once a month, for context. When I walked in there were a handful…

Purple Diamond

Memphis, Tennessee

a beacon of hope in an otherwise rough sea

$20 cover which includes two tickets for Beers, additional beer were $6. 2 stages, a main one off to the right, and a walkway to the left but I only saw the one girl I…

Chicas Bonitas

Austin, Texas

A little Frank Sinatra for lunch

Landed at AUS in the morning and headed straight to Chicas Bonitas for a little snack before meetings. I parked the rental in the side lot, but was surprised there were only maybe 8 parking…

Ole Glory Daze

Akron, Ohio

It's a dive

OK it is a dive. The club is small including the parking lot. If you want a more detailed club description you can read many of the past reviews. I will how ever let you…

The St. James

Houston, Texas

St.James....My First but Definitely Not My Last

Back in town for work and I finally had the opportunity to try this place out. It was about a 10-15 min Uber from my hotel near Bush Airport. Vallet options when you get there…

Club Risque

Bristol, Pennsylvania

Any experience with Roxane

Day shift dancer. Any one has intel ?

Gatsby's North

Akron, Ohio

A tale of two visits

Gats is a clean comfortable club, but be advised it is a regulars club so you have to make your self known to get the most attention since the dancers hing with their regulars…

Club 390

Chicago Heights, Illinois

Excellent First Time Visit

After my lackluster visit to Polekatz, I decided to make a drive to Club 390 based on the reviews I’ve read on here. The club is located in an OK area with ample free parking.…

Tootsie's Cabaret

Miami, Florida

Couples experience

I went with my girl here, it was my first time at a strip club. Ladies were free cover and I had to pay to get in. This club is more of a relaxed chill…

Uncle Buck's Boobie Bungalow

Huntsville, Alabama

Busiest weeknight I've seen here

This Wednesday night Uncle Bucks was busier than I've ever seen it. Probably 15 ladies and a steady stream of 15-20ish customers. It had been overall year since I had been here and I was…

Acropolis

Portland, Oregon

Enjoyable, but don't expect too much

Surprisingly good food for the price, fun and interactive girls at the stage. If an evening chilling and throwing dollars on stage is what you're looking it doesn't disappoint. If you're looking for more than…

Acropolis

Portland, Oregon

Cheap steak with a nice view

I had only been to Acropolis once, and that had to be over 10 years ago. I found myself in Portland again and decided to give it another shot on this rainy Wednesday night. I…

Silver Bullet Bar

Urbana, Illinois

Oh it’s Saturday night

Drinks strong and cheap. They were open till 2 on Saturdays. There were quite a few girls working mostly white tatted college types. The club is topless for the stage and the vip. The vip…

Paradise City Gentlemen's Club

Mathias, West Virginia

Let me sleep on it I'll give you an answer in the morning

Curiosity got the better of me during a road trip, and I made a detour to Paradise. It's not hard to find right on the "main road" (a two lane highway). Not much…

Politics

UNFORTUNATELY UNDENIABLE FACT.

Trump vows to ‘protect’ women, (by grabbing them by their pussy), ‘whether the women like it or not’. . .

Maximus Club

Austin, Texas

Maximus was....ok?

Stopped in around 3pm Tuesday, parking is good and appears safe, nothing much else around the area and as others have said it is a pain in the ass to get to as it is…

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The Degree to which a person can grow is directly proportional to the amount

Title couldn’t say it all. The Degree to which a person can grow is directly proportional to the amount of truth they can accept about themselves without running away and live in denial. :D

Le Girls Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Oui oui Le Girls

I went to Le Girls last Thursday at about 11:30. I took a cab from a hotel around the airport and it cost about $10, and the cover to get in the club was $10.…

Boardroom Cabaret

Brockton, Massachusetts

Thursday Night Trick or Treat

I made a Thursday evening visit to the Boardroom Cabaret a few weeks ago. I arrived at 8:00 PM and paid the $10 night time entry fee. I walked into the club with expectations of…

Sunset Strip Gentlemen's Club

Portland, Oregon

Afternoon visit to Sunset Strip

I drive by the Sunset Strip on hwy 26 frequently but rarely stop by. On this day I was craving Hawaiian food at a spot just across the street and decided to visit…

Roxxies

Paterson, New Jersey

Decent bar but dollar train is constant.

I went on a Sat evening. They have a parking lot but it was full as well as street parking. The entrance along the side of building facing the parking lot. There is no cover. As…

Spearmint Rhino

Van Nuys, California

Better than I hoped, but Jury is still out.

Went to SRVN for the first time in while. Walked in around 5PM. Entrance was a $10 drink. Parking in the lot was free. 7 dancers were working. Decent mix of dancers. Mostly Latina and…

Platinum DC Club

Washington, D.C., District of Columbia

Platinum DC, new place and nice, within the expectation for a DC club

Platinum DC, same owner as Good Guys I got there around 10:30 PM and left just before midnight. Doormen were nice. They nicely but firmly told me not to touch the dancers. They checked…

The Geisha House

Madison, Wisconsin

Update after driving by

Passing through Madison and while I did not have time to enter, I drove by the Geisha House and checked it out for possible future visits. Previous comments had noted it shared a parking lot with a children's daycare/preschool. That place…

Fantasyland West

Bucyrus, Ohio

Curiosity Got the best of me, I guess...

Decided to drive about an hour to scope out Fantasy Land which literally in the middle of nowhere. The building looks fairly decrepit from the outside and only had 3 cars in…

Shotgun Willie's

Glendale, Colorado

Monday not the best

Hard to review I guess the best way to write this is to documenting the “experience”. Admittedly Monday at 5 PM is not prime time for strip club but I figured what the heck.…

Henry the VIII Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Hank's on a Wednesday Night

Found myself at Henry's at about 10:45 PM on a Wednesday night, not sure what to expect. The parking lot is fenced in and at least partially monitored by cameras, so even though it's not…

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

Review from a non regular

I know Desires is reviewed on this site a lot but I just wanted to give the perspective of a non regular. I went here on a Tuesday night around 10 PM. I was hoping…

Splendor

Houston, Texas

Happy Halloween from North H-Town (1/3) - Spooky Spunky Splendor

In this final stretch of the 2024 spooky month, I found myself with a rare weekend to myself and I decided to take full advantage with a multi-club scouting mission to visit some clubs on…

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Anybody else miss the glitter days?

When strippers would be drenched in a sea of glitter. I would hug my favorite stripper and have it on me so thick that no matter how much I rubbed I couldn't get it off me. After leaving the club…

State of HK, Lingerie Contest vs Halloween, 3 upcoming reviews

Before I go into the state of Hong Kong GC, I just wanted to give you guys a heads up of some upcoming reviews I'm working on. I decided to break this down into 3 reviews of strip clubs/brothels I never been to. Personally, I believe all strip clubs are brothels and all bitches have a price. If you willing to dance on dick, you willing to take dick for money. I know that has been a topic of discussion in these comments on whether we should include brothels in TUSCL. I say HELL YEAH!! So I went to Mexico City and Guadalajara for my milestone birthday. Your fat cat is now 40 years old. Yay me!! I am…

Sapphire Gentlemen's Club

Las Vegas, Nevada

Almost an unbelievable night

My wife bought the basic couples package($225) as a present for my birthday. So after dinner she tells me there is a car picking us up for a fun night out. Sapphire staff was excellent…

Seduction

Atlanta, Georgia

re-opened and re-branded

This place has been open and closed a few times over the years and decided to check it out. 10/29/2024 Arrived Tuesday afternoon around 3:00 pm . parked on the street so no…

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What happened to the white space in Articles?

I noticed recently that white space in everyone's articles is missing. For example if you had a paragraph formatted to end here. [With a newline here] And the next paragraph started here, the newline between paragraphs is omitted. In articles I've written,…

Delilah's

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Solid

I was in downtown Philly recently so I popped into Delilah's to see what was going on. I got there at 7pm which is not a great time. Day girls left and the…

Tijuana

Bandits with Badges

For the first time in eight years coming to Tijuana, I was finally required for the first time to donate to the bandits with badges. A pickup truck with four badges stopped me for walking while gringo. They peppered me…

Bucks's Platinum

Toledo, Ohio

A pretty good pit stop on a long road trip

I visited this club while on a road trip. I would say it was a fun time, but not the best time I’ve had at a club. The club is in a good area. It’s…

C-Mowe's Show Club

East St. Louis, Illinois

Depends on what you are into, but I had a great time.

Went to a customer appreciation event and was not disappointed. Staff provided free BBQ and other food for patrons which was quite good. There were maybe 10 or so ladies working of all…

Rustic Frog

New Albany, Indiana

Return Tuesday visit

I’ve been working over in New Albany for a few weeks and have started making a few more frequent after work stops to RF for a post work drink and some entertainment. Getting to…

Secrets

Charleston, South Carolina

Been a while- on the road again for work

The club is north of the center of downtown which was great because it was near where I had to be for work. Around 900 pm, I was a little confused on where to…

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Day shift recommedations in Philadelphia

Hey all. Didn't realize Philadelphia had so many SCs. I'll be in town for a few afternoon hours on a weekday next week. What do you guys recommend? Prefer Black/Latina but not a requirement. As well, coming from SoCal,…

Club Fantasies

Providence, Rhode Island

It’s on life support.

This may be my last review of the place. I think I’m ready to call it quits. As much as it pains me to say it, I can’t see it lasting much longer. I’ve never…

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Experts are morons

The experts said Bill Belichick spending a very high daft choice, on a kicker, was stupid. Ryland missed so many kicks last year, that the Patriots stopped going for them, but kept Ryland. the experts said that's stupid. Ryland…

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Louisiana Strip Clubs (extra heavy preference)

Okay. I know I have made posts about Florida, Las Vegas and Tijuana recently. I do have plans for all of those places. Most of it probably next year after the holidays. Does anyone have club suggestions for my home…

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Fun Random Strip Clubs

☀️ 🚦 Hi, Just Havin' Lil' Fun Surfin' Around On Da' Net, Finding Info & Classic Pics/Vids Ta' Add Lil' Variety For Some Fun & Insight. I Luv Da' Strippers In All Da' Ways Dat They Look! I Did A Cali…

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Fun Random Strip Clubs

☀️ 🚦 Hi, Just Havin' Lil' Fun Surfin' Around On Da' Net, Finding Info & Classic Pics/Vids Ta' Add Lil' Variety For Some Fun & Insight. I Luv Da' Strippers In All Da' Ways Dat They Look! I Did A Cali…

Politics

THE UNDENIABLE REALITY IS THAT: “America sucks and needs to be dismantled.”

Title almost says it all. The UNDENIABLE REALITY I: “America sucks and needs to be dismantled.” ~ Papi_Chulo, TUSCL, August 14, 2020 ~ White privileged (Cuban) residing in Miami, FL ^ Sad but so true Papi. ~ Warrior15, TUSCL, August 14, 2020 ~ Just a Monger looking…

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Indiana- bikini bars now?

I am in Indianapolis and all I am seeing is pasties and bottoms on. Is this legit? Nothing nude at all? I’m sitting at Twin Peaks for dinner and will probably get the same out…

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Indiana- bikini bars now?

I am in Indianapolis and all I am seeing is pasties and bottoms on. Is this legit? Nothing nude at all? I’m sitting at Twin Peaks for dinner and will probably get the same out…

Purple Orchid

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Early evening

Thinking of stopping in tomorrow early evening before Sixers. Any particular lady I should be in the look out for?

Politics

Who Are the Trump’s Supporters that set on fire ballot drop boxes in Oregon and

Title couldn’t say it all. Who Are the Trump’s Supporters that set on fire ballot drop boxes in Oregon and Washington?

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Hot little blonde spinner

Goes by the name 'Dangerous or Brooke'... Does she still perform at The Rhino?

Sonny's Bar and Gentlemens Club

Chandler, Arizona

Does anyone remember Cheyenne?

Although it was many years ago, I met this SMOKIN blonde named Cheyenne who was awesome. Does anyone remember her?

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What hill are you willing to die on?

It’s OK to add a little sugar to spaghetti sauce. I don’t care if your 94 year old Italian grandmother only used San Marzano tomatoes and would never add sugar. It’s why I never like pasta at authentic…

Politics

In the US, there is basically one party - the business party. It has two faction

Title couldn’t say it all. In the US, there is basically one party - the business party. It has two factions, called Democrats and Republicans, which are somewhat different but carry out variations on the same policies. By and large, I…

When A Stripperlationship Becomes A Boyfriend Experience

You always have to keep (or almost certainly should keep) your relationship with you fav dancers in a certain light. This is a transaction. She doesn’t genuinely like you or enjoy herself. And honestly vice versa. The faster you can accept that and be honest with yourself, the better time you’ll have being entertained. And also accepting that makes it easier for you not to get pushed around. You bend for your wife. A dancer has to work with that you want if she wants to be paid. Some guys seem to forget that’s what this is. Prolonged exposure to anyone obviously means the nature of your association evolves over time. And when it comes to dealing with dancers they’ll…

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Dfwnites website

In the Off chance that any of you are from the Dallas area do any of you remember a website? Dfwnites.com? It was similar to this site only centered around clubs in the Dallas metroplex. I remember it being a…

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Strip Club ATMs

From being in the game a long time, I know a lot of guys have reservations about using ATM’s in strip clubs mainly because of the fees. For me this has never been an issue. I have a bank account…

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Mile Marker 5,073

I took a look at the last five strip club reviews I wrote. I went from Kansas to Maine to Rhode Island to Montana to Oregon. There was an average distance of 1,268 miles traveled on each segment of the…

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Would you pull some strings for me?

Smash, or pass? https://www.instagram.com/reel/DBVvah2oyuW/?igsh=NnBsa3Zzb2Y1OXNy

This strip club problem you can neither see nor hear

Something has been missing from the strip club fantasy. It may have been missing forever. It's not something you can see. It's something you can't hear. Dirty talk. In a world dedicated to our sexual imagination, to the illusion that she is preferred at that moment to the women in our real lives, it's missing and missed. Think about it. You can find any kind of girl. White, black, Latin or Asian - they're there. Girls who barely dent the scale at 85 lbs. Others who weigh closer to the NFL range. There are tits in every size and shape. There are big asses and tight little butts. Blondes and brunettes. Redheads too. Oh yeah, redheads too. There are young girls…

Politics

Trump Will Lose the Popular Vote but “Win” the Electoral College controlled by t

Title couldn’t say it all. Trump Will Lose the Popular Vote but “Win” the Electoral College controlled by the 1% to protect the rich from democracy since 1787…

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Cali Strip Clubs & Strippers

☀️ 🚦 Hi, Here Is Some Random Fav's Of Strip Club's In Cali Dat' I Really Like! Da' Strippers Be Smokin' Hot! Like Da' Elite, Professional & Physically Fit Body"s Here! What Ya'll Think About Da' Upscale Club Looks & Knockout…

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PL winners of the fetish lottery?

Because I get creepy when I google, I came across this: https://www.reddit.com/r/CelebrityFeetPosts/ Got me to thinking, are foot guys the winners of the fetish lottery? Never really asked for hard numbers, but, from comments from my favs, sounds like…

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Lazy dancers preoccupied with phone

So annoying. Especially if they're hot. Especially if you've had dances with them before and make eye contact. Maybe they're waiting for a VIP regular, but girls, walk over and make some money, cash was burning a hole. Only reason you…

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Found out my petite CF has a BBL and I'm so disappointed.

Dancers with her were/are so magical. She is so sensous, we have a great connection, and her eyes are amazing and recently had a first VIP with her. Usually we are facing each other, so I don't notice her butt…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Race car driver Halloween

Who was the dark haired dark skin Brazilian fit nice round ass dancer dressed as race car driver for Halloween during day shift?

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Annual South Florida Visit

Heading to S Fl for my annual visit in a few weeks. Definitely will spend most of my time at the Pompano clubs. In the past my afternoon visits to Cheetah Hallandale have been memorable but I hear things may…

Politics

Trump's MSG Rally

If you're watching this right now, then you know Trump will be the 47th President. The place is packed all the way around. No vacant area behind the stage like at a concert. And the floor is full. Over 20,000…