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New Appreciation for Spinners

I for one have never been a big fan of slim petite women because as my name precludes I like a good juicy booty to rub on. And a lot of times some spinners are to damn bony But boy…

Rick's Cabaret New York

New York, New York

Thursday after Christmas

Thursday after Christmas in New York. The museums didn't take that much time to explore and I wondered where to go before dinner with friends. So here I am. I almost miss the place probably…

Cafe Atlantis

Mississauga, Ontario

Slow Monday

Visited on a Monday night a few weeks ago, in town on business and had some time to kill before a massage appointment. Thought I’d sample the local talent at the club as a warm…

Quán Tri Kỷ

Garden Grove, California

First Review of this place

This is a coffee shop specializing in very overpriced and very awful Vietnamese cuisine. The overprice is because the food and beverage you order is the only way the management makes money. There's…

Allure

Mississauga, Ontario

First Time, Definitely Will Be Back

Was in Toronto on business and stumbled upon the Massage scene. I’m usually a strip club guy but researched things and felt this place would be well worth the stop. I looked a few days…

Club Blaze

Conley, Georgia

Here Comes A Regular

This review covers several Fridays from 1:30 to 5 pm. No cover but there is a 2 drink minimum. I love the doorman, Ingram (its on a patch on his uniform, so anyone can find…

Centerfolds Houston

Houston, Texas

Not That Desperate!

It’s been quite a while since I’ve been in this west side dive. But had to be in the area anyway so I thought I would give Centerfolds a try. This is one of Houston’s…

Dames & Games

Grand Rapids, Michigan

It's kent county so...

Dames and games isn't what it once was, but no fault of their own. Sensations was my go to back in the day. Your money went aling way, and although there wasn't private dances the…

Déjà Vu Ypsilanti

Ypsilanti, Michigan

Deja Vu Ypsi: A Classy Joint with a Reasonable Price

Place: The venue is clean, well-organized, and far less chaotic than some other clubs I’ve visited. There’s no DJ, and the music is played at a mild volume, which I really appreciate—it creates a more relaxed…

Allure

Mississauga, Ontario

Best & safe massage with beautiful girls ! Go for it

Did enough research and selected allure to try first during Toronto visit last week ! Since I have time only at 8-10 am, I was ready to call them at 9 sharp. Receptionist immediately responded with…

Club 390

Chicago Heights, Illinois

Afternoon Stop

Got there about 6pm and seemed like it was in middle of shift change. You have to go thru a metal detector but there was nobody standing by it so I just walked through.…

Purple Orchid

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Info on someone

Anyone have any info on cece/ city? DM me if you feel more comfortable.

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Friday afternoon with so many dancers

I went in on a Friday early in December hoping to see if one of my favorite dancers would be there. She often works on Fridays. Knowing she usually arrives later in the afternoon I…

Porthole Pub

Pompano Beach, Florida

First time and might be hooked. Will be back

Walked in and bar looked full, hard to tell with eyes adjusting, so walked around and found a seat next to wall and bar. Came to bar and ordered a beer $5. While I was…

BT's Executive Club

Dearborn, Michigan

BTs on New Year Day

Went on New Year's Day, didn't have anything else to do. For some reason I used the valet ($10) but should have parked on the street. Even though it was evening I didn't…

Lips

San Juan, Puerto Rico

Bachelor Party

Happy New Year All This might be a little outdated since I visited this place for a friend's bachelor party back in August but I guess it's still worth the review. As I mentioned the occasion…

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Good Hustle

When she makes us geezers feel like...

Purple Orchid

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

review for regular guys---english professors should avoid

i've been coming here for years...place has its good times and its lulls... the place used to be a lot of fun during the day but it hasnt been in years... there…

Tijuana

Simple Question - Tropical Bar / BT

To the vets of the forum, I'm guessing because TB might refer to something else but why do we write BT for Tropical Bar and not TB?

Dreams

Tampa, Florida

If your dreaming of a black club, you found it!

In town for a week and on the hunt for black stripclubs. If you google around for info, you may come across photos of when this place was a white club, but those are…

Carl's Bar

Stone Park, Illinois

Worth a stop if you're in the area

Stopped in at Carl's after an event in the area. Got there around 8pm and the parking lot was crowded. As an FYI they do charge a cover on weekends, it's usually $5 or $10.…

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Have a ROARING good New Year!

Helpful rickvice: your problems with disappear if you have yourself a few rickstyle Arnold Palmers. What is a rickstyle Arnold Palmer? Simple, you replace the lemonade with Jack. And then you get rid of the pesky tea because what kind…

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Why it's better to pay up front

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Peek-A-Boo Lounge

Bradenton, Florida

Not all that

Went on a Thursday evening at 8:30 PM or so. First of all the place has been described as tiny, but small would be a better answer. Physical club was nice enough. It’s a long narrow…

Centerfolds

Worcester, Massachusetts

Another fun night at 229

Made a late night stop here after some drinks and was surprised to see how it slow it was given it was my first time visiting this late and mid week. I barely saw any…

Tango's

Olathe, Kansas

Not a good night at Tangos

I really don't know what happened. Tangos has been a go-to for many years and I went a couple months ago and it was the same. But recently, went with buddies and it was like…

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Girl next door??

Smash, or pass? https://www.instagram.com/reel/DEJcRARsf92/?igsh=cmFvNWZsMDEybGJx

BAR SINALOENSE

Tijuana, Baja California

On the other side of town

Next to La cueva I believe it should be a Whorehouse also ! ? Any info would be appreciated

Hidden Gem Club

Spring City, Pennsylvania

Ok visit to Hidden Gem

I returned to Hidden Gem after a few months since my last visit. Prices are unchanged. $25/4 min, topless or $100 for 15 min, topless. Prices are a little higher for full nude and there…

Dolphin II

Beaverton, Oregon

Dolphin II: Electric Boogaloo

Beaverton, OR. Saturday night. Beaverton ain't a bad town, area seems fine. I've heard bad stuff about this place but it wasn't that bad to me, seemed pretty nice inside maybe it gets ghetto later…

Last Chance Saloon

Gervais, Oregon

Yeah not a chance pal, not a chance.

Gervais, OR. Saturday night. Just came from the Sugar Shack. I guess just missed Sinclair at this spot, but I read his review and I have the exact same conclusions. Anyway it's not far off…

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Sugar Shack Gentlemen's Club

Salem, Oregon

Love Shack, baby love shack

Salem, OR. Saturday night. Pretty early on. Area seems fine to me, park around back. Walk in through the front. No cover, no nothing, just walk in. Layout is bar on the left, further left…

City Limits Showgirls

Linda, California

California Dreamin of cheaper dances on such a winter's day

Linda, CA. Sunday night. Area seems alright pull up there's a bar right here in front. You want to go around on the left side of the building for entrance into City Limits. Walk in,…

The Raven

Fairless Hills, Pennsylvania

First time, last time? We’ll see…..

I arrived at 1PM and navigated the rough paving and frequent chasms in the parking lot. After reading the sign on the door prohibiting club cuts and colors, I adjusted (downwards) my expectations of…

Admiral Theatre

Chicago, Illinois

BYOB, Got More / Paid More

Went there New Year's after hearing about the new management, BYOB, and more contact available. The floor plan is the same as before: Tables w/ 2-3 chairs facing a theatre…

Atlantis Gentlemen's Club

Largo, Florida

Cuba!

I was down visiting Clearwater/Tamoa area for the weekend. So we decided to stop by Atlantis for a night of fun with a friend of mine. The club is located right off the highway and…

Centerfolds

Worcester, Massachusetts

Pleasantly, patiently, pleased.

Walked in at 145pm. No one at the door so I walked over to the bar but it took me 10 seconds for my eyes to adjust. It is dark inside but after my eyes…

Chicas Locas

Houston, Texas

First Time Strip Club.

Was my first time going to a strip club. I chose Chicas Locas because it was close by and I'm into latinas. The place isn't in the best area and has signs saying stuff like…

Club Blaze

Conley, Georgia

Lunch break run

Went to Blaze early in the afternoon, roughly 12:30. I hadn't been there in a while and I knew I was early but figured I'd check it out. Overall had a good time for a…

Candyland

Atlanta, Georgia

Good but not great

Candyland is nice club. Not my favorite but nice. This club is downtown, so parking was an adventure. After circling the block, my friend found a spot in a nearby parking garage. After we…

The Geisha House

Madison, Wisconsin

Mind BLOWN! Thanks Madison!!

What an experience!! I have been here a few times in the last couple months and it gets better every time. I was buzzed in and sat down. 4 lovely ladies came in and introduced themselves. Jojo,…

Fine Line Lounge

Mendon, Massachusetts

Any reviews from Today's opening

Curious if anyone had an opportunity to check out this new Establishment?

Ole Glory Daze

Akron, Ohio

Does anyone know if Eros still works here?

Been looking to get in touch with this girl for a while now, and I don't make it out to Akron that often. Haven't been able to see her the last few times I've been out that way. Any info…

Cajun Club

Houlton, Wisconsin

Dead on a Tuesday

Walked into an empty place and was still charged a $10 cover fee. Only four girls were working that night. Visually they were pretty good but three of the four girls sounded like they've been…

Oasis

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Nya

If, like me, you’re into hot Brazilian MILFs who are also smart and have a good command of English, Nya could be right up your alley. I swear she looks better every time I see her, which may just mean…

BT's Executive Club

Dearborn, Michigan

Slower, but fun night at BT's

I went back to BT's this last Thursday night, just a couple days after Christmas, around midnight. Parked out on the street like usual to avoid valet and made the cold 60 second walk to…

Flight Club

Inkster, Michigan

afternoon delight

I made a return visit to Flight club because I wanted to check out the day shift. I paid the 8 dollar valet but there was no cover. Drinks are kind of spendy at 12…

My Top 5 Cuban Stripper Stories

Ah, the Cuban Stripper. Possibly the most polarizing kind of person that actually dances in the strip club. (Most polarizing non dancer staff? Bathroom attendants.) The lack of English, pretending to lack English, general lack of interest in OTC, drinking or drugs, forward but not pushy, coldness and shortness, focus on extras and various other cultural idiosyncrasies that are very cute that I don't have the worldliness to understand make them an acquired taste for some. I basically acquired a taste for Latinas in general in high school. I got my world rocked twice by a Cuban chick when I was 16, who I think I quickly bored and got dumped by. Even though she wasn't a stripper she had…

Sapphire Times Square

New York, New York

Not impressed, would not go back

I recently visited Sapphire in NYC, eager to experience a different kind of nightlife in the city. Having already been to Rick’s a few times, I thought it was time to try a new venue.…

Silver Criket Gentlemen's Club

Dearborn, Michigan

Best value club in metro Detroit

Was here last Thursday haven’t been in a while . The place hasn’t changed much except for the Dominican non English speaking dancers which most of them are very hot but not very approachable they…

G Spot

Akron, Ohio

New additions to the bar, but not much else.

First off, G-Spot has been a familiar hangout of mine for about a year now and I'd have to say it's quickly becoming my go to spot whenever I'm out toward Akron. Baring that in…

Cajun Club

Houlton, Wisconsin

Fun but few women on New Year's Eve

Came in on Tuesday night. 4 women working and a $10 cover. No alcohol on New Year's Eve because the club lost its liquor license. 2 of the…

Flight Club

Inkster, Michigan

Wednesday Day Visit

Dropped in on a Wednesday afternoon around 1:30. Required valet of $8 and no cover. Not a big crowd only about 10-15 customers with about a dozen strippers.…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Two Beautiful, Charming, and Sexy European Ladies.

Club details; $21 cover to get in. It includes a drink. You enter the corner of a long rectangular room. The main stage is dead ahead. The DJ, and the bar are to the right.…

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Nipple sucking. Yours not hers.

I recently took a Cuban girl to VIP for the 3rd or 4th time. Her English is limited to "wanna dance?" "VIP?" and "You Like?" My Spanish is just enough to get me in trouble but she has always done…

Purple Orchid

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

NYE at 6.

FFS I'm not repeating the geography or architecture that's been here 1000 times. I'm recounting one visit are reporting on three others. Most recently was 5-6 ish on New Years Eve. Buncha…

Deja Vu Showgirls Nashville

Nashville, Tennessee

A Pregnant Pause in Nashivlle

I was staying at a nearby hotel and decided to walk down to Deja Vu and check out for myself the "dismal" Nashville strip club scene. I'm someone who can pretty much have a…

Cheerleaders Philadelphia

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

A solid Sunday night visit!

Great club! Went over after a flight into Philly and was very warmly welcomed. Lots of girls working, pretty much all smoking hot and a lot of spinners! Dance set up is great, girls dance…

Paradise Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

Anyone have info on Foxxy

Have been into Paradise twice last month and have my eyes set on this one woman probably mid 40s Latina goes by foxy. She seems to have quite the following. Does she do extras is worth doing a private VIP…

PJ's

Oxnard, California

Ho Ho Hum

Oxnard, CA. Tuesday night. Christmas Eve. I was crusing on Highway 1 west through, I timed it perfect, with sunset all that good shit. Anyway by night my ass with in Oxnard. i called to…

Fantasy

Colton, California

Monday night in the IE

Colton, CA. Monday night. Area seems beat up but it should be alright. Parked behind the club, entrance in the front. Walk in, friendly dude, $10 cover, free military. Walk in. On the right side…

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The FK spectrum - what's the difference between LFK, DFK, etc?

It's been discussed superficially, so specific references from performers are better. What delineates LK, LFK, MFK, DFK, and PSE/GFE-level kissing? What durations count for each? What openness of lips counts for each? How intermittent/continuous counts for each? How far do tongues need to go for…

Buck's Cabaret El Paso

El Paso, Texas

Another year in EP, another mediocre visit.

This year, I made another trip to El Paso to visit family. After Christmas Day, I got bored and decided to check out the progress at Buck's late in the afternoon or early evening. The club's…

Ultimate Showgirls Gentlemen's Club

Hesperia, California

Waste of time & cover charge

Hesperia, CA. Monday night. Out in the desert. Just came from Empire which sucked but atleast better than here. Drive up, pretty empty lot. Walk in. Guy at the front, gives me the rundown. Cover…

Empire Gentlemen's Club

Adelanto, California

Keep driving

Adelanto, CA. Monday night. Hasn't been reviewed in like 8 years it looks like. It's still open. They more dancers than over at Showgirls at least. Your kind of leaving town, not much going on…

Chicas Cabaret

Phoenix, Arizona

Cool club and girls

I went on a Thursday night around 10pm, the parking lot was pretty full. I saw a poster on fb that they are gonna have midget strippers night but didn't notice anything until 12am. The…

Cheaters

Cocoa Beach, Florida

Day shift visit

When in Cocoa, I never know what I'll get here. I've seen some absolute smoke shows and then times where it's can I finish this beer before this pool game is done? Stopped…

Foxy Lady

Providence, Rhode Island

A very surprising visit (in a good way)

I visit Foxy Lady every other month when I’m in town for work. This time, I went to the annual Christmas party at around 7pm. The parking lot at the back was about 90% full…

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Parlez-vous le français?

Smash, or pass? https://www.instagram.com/reel/DEINRtJoiM8/?igsh=MWk0cmhuNng2cXFxbw==

Chicas Bonitas

North Las Vegas, Nevada

Colombian Dancer

I've read this post many times and have visited multiple strip clubs around the world, but I haven't written a review until now. I will try to provide one soon. I am looking for some information about a Colombian dancer. She…

Tropical Lei

Upland, California

Eh it was ok I guess

Here is the general run down…$20 to get in with a $7 drink requirement. Don’t dare take your phone out in this place lol. Dances are $20 topless $40 nude and 3 song VIP for…

The St. James

Houston, Texas

Slow but fun Monday visit

I travel to Houston two or three times a year and always stop by the St. James for dinner and sightseeing. On this Monday evening, the beer was cold ($9/bottle) and dinner was superb.…

Just Enuff Lounge

King of Prussia, Pennsylvania

Noel and Lucky?

Does anyone know where Noel and Lucky may be working? Formerly of Just Enuff and brief period at the 19th Hole.

Club Risque

Bristol, Pennsylvania

Uneventful Thursday

So many reviews on the layout, parking lot, and design of club. Came in on a Thursday evening around 7pm. There were probably 20 patrons and 3-5 girls working. Stage was empty in between sets…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Getting Better!

Decided to visit on a Thursday at noon. Pulled into the parking lot, quite large and probably only 25 cars in it. Walked in the door with no cover and straight to a table. A…

BT's Executive Club

Dearborn, Michigan

Good Ambiance, safe but many good diggers !

Thought of visiting BTs after a long time as it is near Detroit downtown and I had a waiting time for 2 hours during a personal visit. No cover till 7 pm and I just ordered…

O'Gascon

Terrebonne, Quebec

First Time at a club in the area, would recommend a visit

This was my first time going to a club in the montreal area, so I did some research on here and thought this place looked pretty good. The p’ace itself I found pretty good. It looks…

Politics

Will Elon Musk & Donald Trump create a TECHNOCRATIC SOCIETY? Aka Oligarchv…

Title couldn’t say it all. It is only in folk tales, children's stories, and the journals of intellectual opinion that power is used wisely and well to destroy evil. The real world teaches very different lessons, and it takes willful and dedicated…

Tootsie's Cabaret

Miami, Florida

VIP configuration?

What is the vip privacy situation at Tootsies? My wife is not a fan of the communal bench/couch seating in many vip dance areas. She prefers something more private where she’s not sitting between a couple of horny dudes like myself.…

Thee Dollhouse Myrtle Beach

North Myrtle Beach, South Carolina

VIP room configuration?

Tried out the “communal vip” bench area on our last trip. This is padded bench seating with non-private stalls for lap dances. The privacy is better than the floor, but still not great and my wife would prefer something…

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What San Antonio Club?

What San Antonio club did Shadeur Sanders rent out for his team's two-day strip club bender right before they played hung over in their bowl game?

Little Darlings Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Not Worth It

I called and got the free limo pick up at my hotel, I didn't have to wait long. That got me in the club free, but of course I tipped the driver. It…

Club Risque

Bristol, Pennsylvania

Waiting

Stopped in on a Saturday late afternoon. No cover, no security check, but there is metal detector right in front of the door for when they do run checks. Bar is directly in front…

Showgirl III

Fort Wayne, Indiana

News From The Fort

This just in, clubs in Fort Wayne haven’t gotten any better. In fact, could they be even worse? The answer may surprise you! Alright…alright…it won’t really be a surprise at all. Things aren’t great. And considering…

Rick's Cabaret New York

New York, New York

Fun if you bring $$$

Another trip to Ricks. Wednesday evening, around 1030pm. Place was pretty packed, there were some larger groups by the front of the room near the stage where a bunch of girls were hanging out. Most…

Ruby's II

Bridgeport, Connecticut

Nighttime visit completely different than day

I found myself driving though bridgeport at night so I thought I would stop in to see what was going on. Last time I did this I got a great dance on a quick visit.…

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

Searching for the Biggest Rack

I have searched the reviews (thank you, OWG, PapaBear, and others) for information on the dancers with the biggest, bodacious, boobs at CD and have come up with a list that I need information on. Anyone have shift information,…

Trophy Club

Greenville, South Carolina

With the right girl, this is a real TROPHY

Cover charge: $20, it might be cheaper in the afternoon. I don't know. I went there after 10 PM. The club was quite busy even though it was a Thursday night. I walked inside…

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New Year in Pattaya

New Year in Pattaya. Can you spot me in the crowd? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hkcYp20VGwk&ab_channel=WalkingMiss%F0%9F%90%BE

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Happy New Year!

Happy New Year and may you all PL's get high mileage and low wasteful spending!

Chicas Locas

Houston, Texas

decent spot to frequent, especially if you know spanish

Usual for a weekday afternoon at this place. about 20 girls working and maybe 5 meet my taste for good looking. the rest is a mixed bag of hit and miss. every now and then…

Politics

Happy New Year

Here's a New Year gift and going away present from your border czarina, Kamala. https://www.foxnews.com/us/several-feared-dead-after-car-plows-crowd-busy-bourbon-street

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Had a great first time

I half expected the parking lot to be empty when infirst pulled up at around 12:15 on a Saturday. I had never been to a gentlemans club before and this spot was the closest…

Flight Club

Inkster, Michigan

Set an Appointment, The Doctor is IN

Was at the Flight Club during the afternoon. A number of hot ladies, but saw none of my regular preferred dancers. Was initially annoyed as most of the ladies did their stage…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Friday, as usual!!

Went in on a Friday around noon. Parking lot wasn’t too full. Paid my $21 and got my soda. Can’t wait for the real drinks . By this time several dancers working the main stage…

Tijuana

Visiting Tijuana late January

My Passport finally came in last week (long story on both the purchase and the process). I have decided to take the flight to Tijuana from North Alabama. I also have to go about getting a Star ID (that's going…

Centerfolds

San Francisco, California

Who knew they ran a weight gain program?

I keep giving this club chances and it continues to disappoint. For nude clubs in San Francisco it has the best spaces: both interior décor and neighborhood. The problem? The quality of the dancers is…

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Smash or Pass?

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DECqySxpY9w/?igsh=MzRlODBiNWFlZA== :D

Private Dances Of 2024

Throughout the course of 2024, I kept a running log of all of the private dances I got while visiting gentlemen’s clubs. I wanted to track my spending habits and see if there were any patterns in the appearances of the dancers I chose to get private lap dances with. In Google Sheets, I recorded the club’s name, the names of the dancers I got private dances with at each strip club, the number of dances I bought from each dancer, the total cost paid to each dancer, the price per song at each club, and whether the private dances were nude, topless, or bikini. For every dancer tracked on the spreadsheet, I recorded data about her appearance: her ethnicity,…

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Hot Girls Vids/Pics

👍 Hi Everybody, Just Posting Some Pics/Vids Of Hot Girls Before Midnight Rolls In For New Year! It's Cold Outside, So I'm Staying In! Pics/Vids Will Be In Da' Comments! HAPPY NEW YEAR-------CHEERS ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

Tijuana

The TJ fun fotos thread?

I see the new option to post photos so let's have some fun?

Classy or Trashy?

This is my first TUSCL article, and I'm writing it on a topic that I've been thinking about for over 30 years: what is classy or trashy in the context of strip clubs. This opinion piece is intended to generate responses and possibly ire. Many of you will object to some of my thoughts. Some may reject every sentiment I offer here, but I expect most of you will agree with at least a portion of the comments that follow. First, a little background on me. In my 30+ years of going to strip clubs, I never go to topless, bikini, or pastie bars. I go to strip clubs to see women naked. Boobs are great, but nothing gets my…

Fancy's

Oklahoma City, Oklahoma

Comfortable Club with a Latin Flavor

When you enter, the doorman collects $7. Domestic beers on Monday were $2 which was an excellent price compared to other clubs. There are a lot of tables with 2, 3, or 4 chairs at…

Club Fantasies

Providence, Rhode Island

Good time and reasonable asks

So I was in the mood and decided to try this place last Wednesday. Popped a few edibles in the parking lot and went in. It is large with two bars. Got a drink for…

A girl’s attractiveness and the high of an orgasm

HK has given me an opportunity to have sex with women way out of my league. Yes, I will be humble and admit it readily. That is the best thing about Zona Norte and I have earlier mentioned how the club helps men live out their fantasies. If we have time and means to do it, why not? There isn’t an alternate universe that is going to provide these pleasures. That being said, I have had some real visceral and ethereal orgasms when I been with girls who are an 8 or a 9 in my book. I would rate some of them as even 10s. But it’s a subjective thing. I found this note in an article by JasonMckin…

Pin Ups

Decatur, Georgia

$5 dances, but still not worth it.

Dropped by Pin Ups late in the afternoon (arrived around 4:30). Parking was free, and after a cursory patdown I paid $10 cover to enter. Since I had heard them advertising a few…

Synn Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

Day after Christmas not a good time to visit

I had time to kill on Thursday the 26th and I figured I'd do the strip club thing. Thursdays are usually a good day at Synn, I thought and I discounted the post-holiday thing. Bad…

Henry the VIII Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Something Ventured, Nothing Gained

Ventured out to Hank's on my way out of town, I arrived about 1:00? I'll cut to the chase, and not describe how the darker place is, the better it looks... I grabbed a table after…

Archibald's Gentlemen's Club

Washington, D.C., District of Columbia

Illustrating the concept of standard deviation

I went to this club because it is nude and has the highest dancer rating in DC. I was not impressed. As I sat observing the mediocre dancers, I kept pondering the statistical concept of…

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Club and OTC New Year’s Resolutions

Wallanon and I were discussing some self realization about our clubbing in 2024 and it gave me this thread idea. Will I keep to it? Hopefully, but like all NY resolutions, they aren’t perfect. My number one resolution is to…

Club Risque

Bristol, Pennsylvania

A Very Satisfying Monday Afternoon

Club Risque is fairly easy to get to from the PA TPK/295 and 95. Eastbound on PA tpk exit for Rt 13 south then 413 (Veteran's Hwy), about 10 min from exit. The…

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Anyone doing a strip club for New Year's Eve

I've never done strip clubs for holidays. Just curious. Is it better, worse or about the same?

Cafe Starz

Garden Grove, California

Very budget friendly, in the morning

I got in and sat at a booth. Girl comes up to me and asks what I want. I just say tea is fine, so I pay $7 upfront. I think the tea is free,…

19th Hole Lounge

Glenside, Pennsylvania

Saturday....or just a "sadder day" at The 19th Hole?

Decided to stop in for my periodical evaluation in hopes that there were changes on the horizon for this hemorrhaging establishment. I am happy to report it is getting worse and there is no need…

Tijuana

Pesos?

Anyone using pesos more in the club with the exchange rate being up? Noticed HK still posting 17 pesos to the dollar and wondering if anyone is using this to their advantage for fichas or otherwise?

Fantasy Castle

Signal Hill, California

More of a Bikini Bar than Strip Club

I had some time to kill in the Long Beach area and returned to Fantasy Castle. Every other time I have been here it has been in the afternoon midweek and there were seldom…

Cheetahs

San Diego, California

Monday, fun...night.

Random Monday evening dropping into Cheetahs. Its my go-to SD club and its been a while. I won't go into the club details as there are plenty of other reviews describing the place. Plus their…

Kittens Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Friday

Had some time to spare so decided to drop by Kittens. Stopped by around 11:45am on a Friday, parking lot was pretty empty. Paid the cover, believe it was $15 for entry and…

Cheeks Gentleman's Club

West Carrollton, Ohio

Best club in Dayton Cincinnati area

Probably the best all around club in the Cincy Dayton area. It’s a big club, the main stage is divided into four zones. A dancer starts at the first zone (nearest the enterance) and after…

McDoogals

Riviera Beach, Maryland

the Famous McDoogals!

Havent been in a few months and decide to stop by on Saturday night. I grabbed a 6 pack and head up to McDoogals. You are greeted by the bouncer who scans your…

Candy Store

Phoenix, Arizona

first time at The Candy Store

I visited The Candy Store at about 830 on a Sunday night. When entering the door girl charged me a 5$ cover and and she also had cold beer in a cooler she was selling…

Cheetah Pompano Beach

Pompano Beach, Florida

Great place if you like Cubanas.

It had been a few months since I last visited. Did the self parking $2 to the attendant. The lot is well lit and secure. The only negative is that during heavy rains…

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Explaining winning gambling

Bugsy Siegal and a friend are standing on a street corner in NYC. They see two men running for a bus, one in a black suit and one in a brown suit. The man in the brown suit is far…

Good Guys

Washington, D.C., District of Columbia

Good job, Good Guys

I was in DC for a conference and took a night to explore the local houses of skin. There was no cover when I arrived, and I entered after the doorman scanned my ID. This…

Solid Gold

Pompano Beach, Florida

Solid Gold has closed its doors

https://www.instagram.com/p/DEN_9hySAvo/ They were consistently the lowest rated club in the area. https://tuscl.net/search?q=pompano%20beach With 8 clubs in a 7 mile radius, competition is fierce and reviews do matter.

No 5 Orange Showroom Pub

Vancouver, British Columbia

Great performances, pricey fun

Was up in Vancouver for a lads holiday and ended up at the famous No 5 Orange. Walking in is a bit unnerving at first as they require to scan your ID and take a picture…

V-Ja's Lounge

Frankfort, New York

Its a sad state of affairs here...

Just like Forest said, life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're going to get. Unless of course you visit this place. In that case, you do know, or…

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$Strip Club Songs Fav's

👽 I Like Da' Classic Rock, R&B, Country & Techno. Jazz Is Cool But Never Heard Of It In The SC. Cheers To John Coltrane @ Jazz! I'm Not Fond Of The New Music That's Being Played. If I Was…

Purple Orchid

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Jazz

Anyone know if jazz still works here

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

The Odyssey as Gilead 2025 Approaches

As we transition from the USA to Gilead here is my update for the new year. I came in on a Sunday afternoon to try and see Ivana for the first time but you've gotta show…

The Crazy Horse

San Francisco, California

Now the Place to Go in SF

Unfortunately this is the best option in SF right now for a full-nude club as it has the highest number of stripper-worthy dancers. And the girls here reliably get naked on stage. I ended…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Monday pre NYE visit

Playhouse Lounge is easy to get to, right off 130S in Burlington. You really can’t miss the pink building and the parking lot is large enough for all people in the building. Entering the…

The Playpen

Los Angeles, California

A value but in no way lesser alternative to its neighbors

Alright so I found this place after getting bored of the other nearby clubs and wanting something new. There was a big front double door but you enter through a small side door. Within you…

Déjà Vu Ypsilanti

Ypsilanti, Michigan

Back in Business

Went here on a Friday evening around 9PM. We weren't looking to stay long, just check things out since they re-opened and spend some money on tips. It is really not a whole lot…

Knockouts

Stone Park, Illinois

Average club, Uninterested Dancers

During my last visit to the Gold room I had found a petite latina who has quickly become my current favorite. Turns out she dances at Knockouts on Wednesdays. That was the only reason I…

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Traffic stopper??

Smash, or pass? https://www.instagram.com/reel/DEMy7tzONKm/?igsh=MWgza2k2M3VieXF3aA==

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

Some small changes, but still solid

I've been on a bit of a hiatus from this place and resisting the itch to go back. I lasted about 5 months, but man, I can't stay away. One thing surprised me: the entry…

Chicas Locas

Houston, Texas

CL Review

Visited this club on a sunday evening. Entry was about $14. I sat near the stage and enjoyed my drink. There were a few other patrons who ordered multiple bottles of hard liquor. All of…

Sam's Hofbrau

Los Angeles, California

BBL Heaven! Low mileage but had a blast!

Okay! Back at it again. If you read one of my reviews you know ima keep it TOO real. Now, with that said, let’s get the basic stuff out the way. The club is setup…

The Outerspace Club

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

The Good Ole Days…For Twice The Price (but still a deal)

This was like the visits I used to consistently have at Outer Space and my other older haunts. Arrived at around 6:30 and the place was already jumping. Upstairs and downstairs were both…

The Cabaret Nightclub

Brisbane, Queensland

Nothing much changes

It's been a while since I ventured into my old haunt in the valley. The Caberet Club has not changed too much. Cover is now $20 and into the top bar. Downstairs to the…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Dominant girls

I saw on FB that Playhouse Lounge used to have S&M night on Sundays. Did anyone ever go and I can’t imagine how wild this was. Any of the current girls dominant?

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How could a stripper blackmail you?

Me: I scolded an OTC fav for throwing away her roaches. She said there was no way to smoke them. So I dug out an alligator clip, and sent her a video of me smoking one of…

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Girls omitting/lying about contact levels in clubs in reviews

Hi, I've noticed that when strippers leave club reviews that most of these girls omit the contact levels required to compete and make consistently good money in their specific clubs or just not go crazy from being lower mileage around…

Carnival Book Store

Brooklawn, New Jersey

Diamond

Heard good things about Diamond. Anyone know when she works?

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“The Patio”

Some strip clubs have a patio to go out on. Whats your experiences out on the patio? Me I always head on out there, walk out, everyone stops talking to stare at me. I look left, I look right and…

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Jimmy Carter has passed

One Hundred years old the longest life of any U. S. President, and it was generally a good and decent life, R. I. P. President Carter. Godspeed

Gravity

After the first night I met my ATF, we exchanged social media before I sent her home that first night we met. Eventually we graduated to phone numbers. We could DM/text/talk for hours about all kinds of things. I saw her in Follies then Vivide when it was a trash black club. We hung OTC every couple of weeks for a few years. We both liked to catch outdoor movies and concerts, she cries at movies and concerts which is so sexy to me. She liked fashion events and there I’d but her shit that was sexy to me. She also tried to get me to evolve past the 12 Polo shirts and slacks I’d started wearing most of the…

Politics

So who are the election deniers now?

https://thehill.com/opinion/congress-blog/5055171-constitution-insurrection-trump-disqualification/amp/

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Hope all o’ y’all had a good Christmas, Hanukkah, or Rickmas!

Now get ready for your New Year’s resolutions. What are this rick’s resolutions? 1. Drink more Jack. 2. See more sexy nude females. 3. Try to be just a lil’ more understanding of the weirdos that post ‘bout politics in the TUSCL front room. 4.…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

The usual

Everyone calls the PH experience “the usual service”. Can someone be definative and let me know, is that a blowie or a handie ? Thanks

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

Reign

Any info? She slid into my DMs after my last visit. Seems like fun but wondering if anyone can confirm LD/VIP experience?

Spearmint Rhino

City of Industry, California

Jessica

Does anyone have any Intel on Jessica?

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Cleaning services, anyone??

Looks good to me.... Smash, or pass? https://youtu.be/DTUXSkW-laA?si=h_6QxQOieTxMuGwz

Politics

Keep Calm

Heads will explode, but only ones that have no brains in them to splatter on you.

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Relocated to SF: which club to visit ?

I had to move from South of Florida to SF, and looing for a club to visit, any recommendations?