Chicas Bonitas Y Malas, Ay dios mío

So I made my way over to this club after walking stoned through the Fremont St Experience. I had recalled some great reviews on this very site talking about the good value that could be had. I headed over and had my Uber driver drop me off at Jerry's Nugget. Then I briefly considered doing Palomino's first but thought the better of it and hung a right over to Chicas.

The building is a box - I walked inside, showed ID and paid the $5 cover to the lady behind the cage. A security guy then frisked me and motioned to head on in. Okay, so I had read many reviews and I thought I was prepared for this but maybe the gummy was too strong. The place was packed - as I walked in, straight ahead was a small stage with seating around it. No place to sit there. Then immediately to the right of that is the bar - no real seating around that. There are hot Latina women everywhere (mostly in their 20's-30's it seemed) - they were all crowded around this bottleneck area in front of the bar that leads to the larger room with tables, chairs and another stage. Topless dancers on both stages with a good crowd surrounding them. PL's are mostly Latino and as I'm squeezing through I bump a crusty white, biker gym bro's shoulder and he gives me the eye. Sorry dude, as you can see there's no room in this fucking dive so why do you have your shoulders all wide and chest out like a peacock? I'm at a loss for where to go and that's how they get me.

Usually I remember dancers' names and other details - this night I couldn't tell you even where they were from - probably Cuba but I think I heard Columbia as well. Anyway, after resisting a few light advances by about three dancers, I fixate on one a little too long and she knows I like her look. She's so cute and sexy in her lingerie showcasing her perfect ass and ample tits. She embraces me and asks where I'm from - we head to the bar and she wants me to get a drink. I get a tequila shot for us but only I drink it. $11 for that. While we're kind of chatting (she doesn't speak much English), another older, porn-star looking dancer sidles up on my other side. I'm thinking this is out of line for her to encroach on another dancer's mark. Little did I know they were two schemers in on it together.