Midweek Hiliter stop over

Dropped in to the HiLiter on a recent pass through Phoenix. Stopped in early afternoon on a Wednesday and parking was no problem. As usual this place is surprisingly busy for a strip club on a midweek afternoon but they do seem to know their clientele. Bouncer scanned my ID on the way in, no cover. Got the two for one beer special. The beers are slightly smaller pours than standard (maybe 10 oz?) but two of them for six or seven bucks still seemed like a good deal.

The layout has been already covered a hundred times on here so I won't bore you with that... One of the things that bothers me with regard to the club arrangement is that the best seats for floor dances are against the wall, over by the bathrooms. The Cuban Contingent locks those seats down and does not easily give them up. These seats won't roll all over the place during a $10 dollar floor dance. I'm not sure why management doesn't move the girls away from these prime seats. They sit over there scrolling on their phones for hours occupying premium real estate!! While I'm complaining about things that don't really matter I suppose I should mention the bathroom troll. He was there. The troll always bothers me a little because he doesn't really serve a purpose. I'm perfectly capable of grabbing my own paper towel in every other bathroom on the planet but for some reason he needs to hand me one. I try not to get too worked up over this since he has to hang out in a cramped bathroom suffering the aromatic fallout of my greasy hangover dump.

I would describe the girls on my visit as average for this club. There were a few that were not attractive at all and a few that were very pretty but most of them fell somewhere in between. I didn't see any knockouts but there was no shortage of girls I was willing to get a floor dance or two from. The Cubans have definitely taken root in this club and they make up a large portion of the workforce. There were one or two AA, several latinas (not cuban) and a few Arizona blondes. There was one blonde cuban in particular that I got probably half a dozen dances with. She was wearing tall black boots. Floor dance was solid, nothing crazy but still a good time. There was also a curvier brunette that I got a couple floor dances from and then headed to VIP with for a couple. VIP was $30 per song but it was a more intimate experience than out on the floor. It certainly didn't have the personal touch that the HiLiter of old was known for but I enjoyed it. The stage show was unremarkable. The girls went up and danced but no one seemed very inspired and the focus seemed to be on table dances and VIP.