Wallet choice

The 'George Costanza' wallet is the epitome of what not to have. My father had that kind of wallet long before George even existed.
I myself rarely ever use a wallet anymore. I just carry a photocopy of my passport ID and a credit card in the back of my phone case. My actual wallet usually just sits hidden in my car.

A few years ago, I took a cute chick out on a date. Everything was going smoothly. At the end of the meal when I pulled out my Velcro wallet, her face said it all. Fuck. Tossed that thing out and got a leather wallet the next day. Never looked back.

Also: wallet in front pocket? I keep it in my buttoned up back pocket. Keys and phone out of pockets during LDs.

I forgot about the George Costanza wallet. My current wallet does resemble that haha. I think I need to shop for a new wallet now. Something small but not velcro

I have a club wallet with just my ID and cash. Keeps me from going to ATM or wondering about mystery charges to my card. Simple thing really but gives me a lot of piece of mind

I should have added that the wallet that I have hiding in my car is a leather wallet.. I think I've had it over 30 years now.

in a strip club I simply have my big bills folded up with a rubber band around them.

George Costanza wallet. I remember that episode

Like Pancho I use a cheap leather looking $10 wallet. With a couple of spent prepaid cards to look real. Cash only No ID of any type in case it's lost or stolen. Real wallet locked in car

I never take a wallet in the club. I only take my ID & cash. I keep different amounts of cash in different pockets.

Wrap my cash around my license and my drink card and stuff it in front pocket. Only been picked once in almost 50 years. Thank you Al Cohol.

I must be new at this. I still carry an old leather wallet in my back pocket. It still contains my original F.A.A. license issued in 1969. At 83 years I want I.D. on me at all times including a list of medications and phone numbers.

I had the same wallet for years until it basically fell apart. About a year ago I swapped to the Velcro style because I just had one laying around. I always knew it looked "immature" especially so when I whipped it out at a club. So I switched again to this George Costanza one, but with an upcoming trip I realized I need to get something a bit smaller as I don't want the ld's to grind my giant wallet instead of me 🤣

I've never carried anything other than a leather wallet. I have two -- an everyday wallet and one strictly for use in strip clubs.

My club wallet carries an ID, a couple of club membership cards, various denominations of cash, and a couple of condoms (my ABC rule: Always Bring Condoms). Intentionally, it's a little on the large side, which make it somewhat of a hassle to get it into or out of my pants pocket, but that makes it much less likely I'll get pick-pocketed by a dancer (or anyone else).

Cash only in the front pocket. Always leave the wallet in the car.

I keep cash in 2 front pockets: LD/VIP $20s & $50s (separate) in sets of $100 in one, and $1s in the other pocket. I do not flash big bills in a strip club, like a bright shiny object to a turkey or bass lure.

My wallet is a thin credit card eel skin bi-fold that I barely feel in my hip pocket. For everyday cash, I use a carbon-fiber money clip.

I don’t carry a wallet in the club or IRL. Phone case to hold my ID. I’ve occasionally spilled some bills with loose pockets in my club jeans. Shorts or golf pants with pockets that zipper button have no issue.

Quite the debate on wallet choice. Thanks everyone.

I don’t carry a wallet just a leather card case for my license and credit cards cash I keep in my hip pocket in two separate folded groups with a clip on the big bills and a folded bunch of ones, fives, and twenties, fifties and hundreds folded in the magnetic clip, that way I don’t need to flash a large cash wad, when I pay for things
I’ve never been pickpocketed successfully.

Be like a proper wise guy and use a broccoli band.

No wonder I have to pay to see pussy. I was so dumb I thought what type of wallet wouldn't matter to impress people, so long as it had enough money in it. I learned different when I bought a duct tape wallet as kind of a joke.

That is when I learned strippers look into our wallets the same way we look down civilian's cleavage. Some even exclaimed: "You have a DUCT TAPE wallet?!?". But to my original point, they did not turn me down so long as there was cash inside.

For all you rubber band guys - do you know how much money Pablo Escobar spent on rubber bands each month to wrap his cash in? $2,500 a month just for rubber bands. Feel free to look it up.

George Costanza wallet here. It's packed with cash. And I bet I've gotten more pussy with that monster than 98% of the people on this board. Fuck me!

I've got to say, when it comes to "wallet choice", I've even done a little "bareback" in the club--where I've thrown caution to the wind and had cash and driver's license DIRECTLY in a pocket! I'm not suggesting anyone else get that wild and crazy, but sometimes, that's just how I roll... 😂

Carry around a George Costanza wallet normally, but I don’t take that into the club. $50s and most of my $20s in one pocket for paying for LDs. A few $20s and smaller bills in the other pocket for buying drinks and stage tipping. I use a couple of old tie clips to secure each wad of cash. The only other things I bring in with me are phone and car fob, and ID unless it’s a club I know isn’t going to ask for it. I try and take the phone and fob out of my pocket and put them aside during LDs, if the set up of the LD area allows for it to be done safely.

I have a pretty thin billfold. Going to the club, I will only have ID, a debit card, cash and maybe a few other things.
Ages ago, a dancer told me to put my wallet in my sock not in a pocket. I’ve been doing that ever since. There are lots of slim wallets out there that you can easily get 10+ $100s in.
But current times, my wall that does not take up a lot of space compared to my phone and my key fob.

A money clip works good, especially the one that has a police shield courtesy of a big city PBA. A would be ROB thinks twice when she sees it after a dance.

Pockets with zippers or. Shoulder bag full of ones lulz