- Logged into TUSCL - Antagonized a handful of allies in Europe, because I'm not diplomatic in telling them the money is drying up. - Went to grocery store and found some eggs. - Didn't do a thing to decrease the price of food, because I don't really control that directly, but the low hanging fruit thought I could. - Went to work without anxiety, as I don't have a federal job. - Signed off on firing tens of thousands of workers with real lives, and real financial obligations without giving them a fair warning that their position would be cut. - Bought some Kleenex because my lib cope tears were drool staining my pillow. (that was for you Puddy!) - Jerked off and cleaned up with the leftover Kleenex - Set up the FBI with proper Tools.
That was more than five, I'll expect my promotion by next quarter. I have more Kleenex puddy.
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