What did you do last week?

• Logged into TUSCL
• Antagonized a handful of allies in Europe, because I'm not diplomatic in telling
  them the money is drying up.
• Went to grocery store and found some eggs.
• Didn't do a thing to decrease the price of food, because I don't really control
  that directly, but the low hanging fruit thought I could.
• Went to work without anxiety, as I don't have a federal job.
• Signed off on firing tens of thousands of workers with real lives, and real
  financial obligations without giving them a fair warning that their position
  would be cut.
• Bought some Kleenex because my lib cope tears were drool staining my
  pillow. (that was for you Puddy!)
• Jerked off and cleaned up with the leftover Kleenex
• Set up the FBI with proper Tools.

That was more than five, I'll expect my promotion by next quarter. I have more Kleenex puddy.