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Tex-Mex Lounge

Edinburg, TX

Last visit of the winter season.

★★★★★★★★★★9.0/10

Just thought I would put in another review on the TexMex. This was my last visit of the winter season as it time to head back north. The lay out of the place has not…

magicallover· 2 mos ago

MY CLUB

Mission, TX

sinclair's Review

★★★★★★★★★★8.3/10

I went to MY CLUB on a Friday night after midnight, technically very early Saturday morning. MY CLUB is an afterhours club without a liquor license. Patrons can bring their own beer: cans or bottles.…

sinclair· 3 mos ago

The Woods Cabaret

Harlingen, TX

sinclair's Review

★★★★★★★★★8.0/10

I went to The Woods Cabaret at 18:30 on a Thursday. The strip club was dead, and the guy at the door said there probably would be no dancers working until after 21:00. I came…

sinclair· 3 mos ago3

Bandidas Cabaret

Harlingen, TX

sinclair's Review

★★★★★★★★★6.7/10

I went to Bandidas Cabaret at 18:50 on a Thursday night. The club starts charging a $10 cover charge at 19:00, so I was able to narrowly save an Alexander Hamilton. There is a small…

sinclair· 3 mos ago

Jaguars Gold Club

Edinburg, TX

Dancer Review- This Club Isn’t for the Faint of Heart. Work/Enter at Your Discretion

★★★★★★★★4.7/10

Synopsis: I'm going to be very frank. This club has a well deserved reputation for being seedy and quite frankly unsafe. Its essentially a money laundering spot and it isn't exactly rare to encounter…