Haven't seen this topic before but I'm sure if youre a dedicated SCer you've had some pretty close calls.
If single with no attachments you have nothing to worry about but others have wives, GF or still living with your Mom getting caught wouldn't be good. I've experienced a couple near misses here's one
A last minute and totally unplanned OTC. Girl wanted to leave her car in parking lot so it appeared she was working, picked her up at the front door she threw her bag in the backseat and away we go. 90 mins later drop her off at her the car. All's well that ends well Right?
Several days later get a message I can't find my heels anywhere do you have them? Can you look in the car or call the hotel see if they have my shoes? Fine will do
I open the back door there they lay on the floor behind the front seat right where the bitch dropped them. What makes this a potential horror story relevant I had the wife's car on that particular day which she had driven several times since.
Why she didn't see the shoes I have no idea. How the hell could you explained stripper heels in her car? Honey look what I got you???
I've had some situations that got the heart pumping like not having a plan to deal with LDK spots or smoky clothes, but nothing like having literal stripper heels in the back seat.
The actual closest call was leaving this site open on my phone after coming home from work. Wouldn't be any coming back from that.
Do you really know that she didn't see them? Perhaps she saw them, documented the evidence at least mentally but perhaps more concretely, and didn't say anything? Maybe she's building an air tight case to secure a good settlement and doesn't want to tip her hand.
It's certainly possible she didn't see them, it's not like I haven't had shit in the back seat of my truck that I forgot about or didn't notice for weeks or more, including items belonging to strippers. But I just had to be a bit of a jerk and point out the worst case scenario.
Reminds of the joke about the guy changing in the locker room and taking off his shirt to reveal he was wearing a bra. His buddy asks, “How long have you been wearing that?” Guy answers, “Ever since my wife found it in my glove compartment.”
I can’t beat stripper heels in the wife’s car for a near calamity but I’ll share mine. Many times there’s been physical evidence of perfume, glitter, hickeys, scratches on my back or “lap dance rug burn”. One time, the wife was picking up a kid from college and texted that they were on the way home. It would be a 5 hour drive beginning Saturday around dinner time so I had time to hit a club. I was enjoying myself and about to get some dances with a couple hours to spare and I get a text “we just got home. Where are you?” Oh fuck. Said I was at a local pub and I’d finish my beer and head home. Truth was I was about 30 mins away (made it in 22 like Winston Wolf). The family (also like the Wolf) had made the 5 hr drive in 3:45.
Not a close call for me, but I sure did prevent one. I rarely go to a strip club with other guys, but I have friend that comes from out of town with a strip club hall pass. We usually went to a really tame club, but one time he asked to go to a different club.
He heads to the restroom. I see a girl come out to the floor that I recognized IRL. I quickly went to intercept her. As I got close, she realized she recognized me and got this "oh shit" look. I told her "So and So is in the restroom". Her panic went through the roof, and she hid in the dressing room until I could get him out of there.
It was his business partner's mid-twenties daughter. They missed each other by 30 seconds.
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last commentThe actual closest call was leaving this site open on my phone after coming home from work. Wouldn't be any coming back from that.
It's certainly possible she didn't see them, it's not like I haven't had shit in the back seat of my truck that I forgot about or didn't notice for weeks or more, including items belonging to strippers. But I just had to be a bit of a jerk and point out the worst case scenario.
His buddy asks, “How long have you been wearing that?”
Guy answers, “Ever since my wife found it in my glove compartment.”
Joke preceded current tranny mania.
He heads to the restroom. I see a girl come out to the floor that I recognized IRL. I quickly went to intercept her. As I got close, she realized she recognized me and got this "oh shit" look. I told her "So and So is in the restroom". Her panic went through the roof, and she hid in the dressing room until I could get him out of there.
It was his business partner's mid-twenties daughter. They missed each other by 30 seconds.
Have you seen her father, or her, since then? Is it awkward?