Spring Training/Spring Break in Strip Clubs
Muddy
USA
March is right around the corner where these two things are kicking off. Spring training for Phoenix and Florida. And then spring break for southern beach towns. For those that have strip clubbed in those areas during this time, is it a great time to go or just a total clusterfuck? I'd imagine you get a lot of girls from out of town but also it might get too packed.
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last commentI’m sure Florida welcomes the tourist dollars, but it seems Florida law enforcement is getting tired of the drunk and rowdy college kids.
I’ve seen articles that in recent years many of the once popular spring break destinations now have zero tolerance policies for bad behavior. Daytona Beach, Panama City, Destin, Key West, Fort Lauderdale are trying to “break up” Spring Break.
^ Miami Beach is actively discouraging spring breakers, with check points, in and out, enhanced parking fees, and prohibiting parking along A1A and all sorts of curfews.
Miami's anti-spring break measures seemed to have had some impact last year. I didn't look at stats or anything, but it seemed to reduce fuckery.
That said, I've found the clubs to be even more hit or miss during spring break. We'll get traveling dancers, which can be nice but they're often ROB's and even when they aren't they're often not aware of what our clubs are like and offer a very substandard experience.
I think this will be the first year with no 18-20 year old strippers in any clubs, so the effect will likely be a bit smaller, but usually we have a lot of girls going on spring break trips or even more often skipping work to join in the local parties. The same thing happens with local customers. When you add in the tourists, including traveling dancers, the clubs can be packed to the gills one day and nearly empty another. Or they'll be really lopsided, either a sausage fest or you'll be the only dude in there and the sharks will swarm you like an injured whale calf.
Some clubs experience the effect much more than others. The more touristy, party oriented places see the biggest hit. The more laid back joints don't change all that much. Outside of the strip clubs, traffic is often noticeably worse for a while, restaurants are busier, etc.
It's not uncommon to hear of people literally evacuating their homes if they live in Panama City beach, Destin, Myrtle, Orange Beach, Daytona, Miami Beach etc. during this season. And I totally get it.
I don't think it affects clubs at all
I agree with the sentiment that my experience has been traveling strippers are often pretty attractive but not great on mileage. They have to be hot enough to know that if they travel to a new city they will get hired on the spot. But they are going to have a churn and burn rather than cultivating regulars approach.
I've been golfing Florida on various golf trips during spring training and it has no impact on the strip clubs at all other than we might go to a ballgame one night instead of the strip club every night. Bike week had a much bigger effect.
Agree that it doesn’t seem to affect the local clubs. The F1 race in early may will bring some international $$$ customers to the clubs, but doesn’t seem to affect the supply side.
I know where I'll be... HK.💃 But I'll drive through Lake Havasu on my way there.😁
I'll be looking for her or her sister or cousin or BFF...