I was banned from so many Reddit groups I deleted the app. The most insufferable, sensitive group of people I’ve ever seen. I received a ban from the “Severance” TV group merely by saying it’s a boring show and does it ever get better. The moderator called it a “low effort” post and gave me a permanent ban. I’m not kidding. Seriously. I refuse to be part of their little circle jerk.
@motorhead ape, why did you go onto the Severance group to ask if the show gets better. It’s a fan group. This lion has never seen the Severance but I know fans. They prolly think that an episode of Severance where one of the main characters gets kicked in the balls for 30 minutes straight is better than frickin’ Citizen Kane.
But I digress…my real questions is this: do you go to the Star Trek convention and tell all the fanboys they’re frickin’ nerds? Because, if you do, that’s a low-effort troll.
Be rickish. I go to the Star Trek convention and this is how I roll:
Lion: Hey nerd, Imma give you a paper bag. Take a shit in it.
Trek Nerd: I don’t wanna.
Lion: Imma go all wildebeest on your ass if you don’t shit in the bag.
— nerd shits in bag —
Lion: Ok, now light the bag on fire.
— nerd adjusts their phaser toy, trying to use it to ignite the bag —
Lion: Use a frickin’ match you moron!
— nerd manages to ignite bag —
Lion: Now stomp on the bag to put it out.
Nerd: But that’s illogical. I’ll get my feces on special Star Trek boots.
Lion: What did I say about goin’ all wildebeest on your ass?
Nerd: Okay…
— nerd stomps on burning bag of shit —
Lion: HA! HA! HA!
That’s how to harass a fanboy the lion-y way. ROAR!!!
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last commentI just got overwhelmed with feeds. I dropped Reddit, SubStack and others. The only Podcast I follow weekly is All-In.
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I don't know what either of those things are, except that lately whenever I Google something, Reddit comes up, and I ignore it.
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I've tried Reddit a little bit but I'm not comfortable with it yet.
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I was banned from so many Reddit groups I deleted the app. The most insufferable, sensitive group of people I’ve ever seen. I received a ban from the “Severance” TV group merely by saying it’s a boring show and does it ever get better. The moderator called it a “low effort” post and gave me a permanent ban. I’m not kidding. Seriously. I refuse to be part of their little circle jerk.
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@motorhead ape, why did you go onto the Severance group to ask if the show gets better. It’s a fan group. This lion has never seen the Severance but I know fans. They prolly think that an episode of Severance where one of the main characters gets kicked in the balls for 30 minutes straight is better than frickin’ Citizen Kane.
But I digress…my real questions is this: do you go to the Star Trek convention and tell all the fanboys they’re frickin’ nerds? Because, if you do, that’s a low-effort troll.
Be rickish. I go to the Star Trek convention and this is how I roll:
Lion: Hey nerd, Imma give you a paper bag. Take a shit in it.
Trek Nerd: I don’t wanna.
Lion: Imma go all wildebeest on your ass if you don’t shit in the bag.
— nerd shits in bag —
Lion: Ok, now light the bag on fire.
— nerd adjusts their phaser toy, trying to use it to ignite the bag —
Lion: Use a frickin’ match you moron!
— nerd manages to ignite bag —
Lion: Now stomp on the bag to put it out.
Nerd: But that’s illogical. I’ll get my feces on special Star Trek boots.
Lion: What did I say about goin’ all wildebeest on your ass?
Nerd: Okay…
— nerd stomps on burning bag of shit —
Lion: HA! HA! HA!
That’s how to harass a fanboy the lion-y way. ROAR!!!
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Seems like low effort when it's not even your own shit in the paper bag.
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