Muddy's Ultimate OTC Guide

I wanted to make a guide just to help on how to get their favorite stripper outside of the strip club. I knew it wouldn't have a chance in hell of getting past the article judgers so I'd figure I'd just post it here. And I'm just gonna leave it all out on the field, everything I've learned, I give to you now. Anyway I won't ramble on like they do in all the other how to guides, I'll just get right to it, do exactly as I do and everything will work out, A-OK.

dims the lights
begins dialing strippers number, speaker phone
dons white leisure suit
grows walrus mustache
Pulls out guitar and reaches for the mic stand

🎶Hello, yeah! It's been a while
Not much, how about you?
I'm not sure why I called
I guess I really just wanted to talk to you🎶

🎶And I was thinking maybe later on
We could get together for a while
It's been such a long time
And I really do miss your smile🎶

🎶I'm not talkin' 'bout moving in
And I don't wanna change your life
But, there's a warm wind blowing, the stars are out
And I'd really love to see you toniiiiiiiiiight🎶

takes off shirt and walks into the crowd

🎶We could go walking through a windy park
Or take a drive along the beach
Or stay at home and watch TV
You see, it really doesn't matter much to me 🎶.........

Everybody come on now! All together now one more time!

🎶I'm not talkin' 'bout moving in
high pitched voice (I'm not talking)
And I don't wanna change your life
But, there's a warm wind blowing, the stars are out
And I'd really love to see you toniiiiiiiiiiight
high pitched voice(Really love to see you tooniiiiiiiight)🎶