Muddy's Ultimate OTC Guide

I wanted to make a guide just to help on how to get their favorite stripper outside of the strip club. I knew it wouldn't have a chance in hell of getting past the article judgers so I'd figure I'd just post it here. And I'm just gonna leave it all out on the field, everything I've learned, I give to you now. Anyway I won't ramble on like they do in all the other how to guides, I'll just get right to it, do exactly as I do and everything will work out, A-OK.

dims the lights begins dialing strippers number, speaker phone dons white leisure suit grows walrus mustache Pulls out guitar and reaches for the mic stand

🎶Hello, yeah! It's been a while Not much, how about you? I'm not sure why I called I guess I really just wanted to talk to you🎶

🎶And I was thinking maybe later on We could get together for a while It's been such a long time And I really do miss your smile🎶

🎶I'm not talkin' 'bout moving in And I don't wanna change your life But, there's a warm wind blowing, the stars are out And I'd really love to see you toniiiiiiiiiight🎶

takes off shirt and walks into the crowd

🎶We could go walking through a windy park Or take a drive along the beach Or stay at home and watch TV You see, it really doesn't matter much to me 🎶.........

Everybody come on now! All together now one more time!

🎶I'm not talkin' 'bout moving in high pitched voice (I'm not talking) And I don't wanna change your life But, there's a warm wind blowing, the stars are out And I'd really love to see you toniiiiiiiiiiight high pitched voice(Really love to see you tooniiiiiiiight)🎶