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Trump's MSG Rally

If you're watching this right now, then you know Trump will be the 47th President. The place is packed all the way around. No vacant area behind the stage like at a concert. And the floor is full. Over 20,000…

Christies Cabaret

Tempe, Arizona

Didn’t capture my attention

Went on a Saturday night around 8. Cover charge was $12. Went in and it was pretty quiet. I was surprised there wasn’t any danger on the stage. Saw about four groups scattered in the…

High Heels Saloon

Somonauk, Illinois

High Heels Friday

I had some free time on a recent Friday and decided to go club crawling. My first choice was High Heels, and I'll be honest, I wish I hadn't gone. I had to pay a high…

Imperial Showgirls

Anaheim, California

Not the best spot for stage action

I recently visited Imperial Showgirls in Anaheim, and overall, it wasn’t my favorite experience. To start, there’s a $20 entry fee along with a required drink purchase, which adds up quickly before even enjoying any…

Booby Trap

Pompano Beach, Florida

Scouting Trip

I managed to hit BT and DD on a recent Saturday afternoon, although my stay at BT was rather short. More like a scouting mission for future visits. Overall, not sure I feel…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Early Monday

Went in on a Monday. It was about at open. Parking lot was fairly full of cars. Paid my $21 to get in and my amazing diet soda. Was seated and waited for the rotation…

Diamond Dolls

Pompano Beach, Florida

Saturday Visit; Still My Favorite

Hit up DD and BT on a recent Saturday afternoon. I was in the area for work and had some time to spare. I had been to DD before so I knew what…

Ragtime Gentlemen's Club

Woodland Park, New Jersey

Rundown but fun times

I stopped in on a Wednesday evening around 8. It looks like a run down house. Was an apartment upstairs with people hanging out and partying when I pulled up. The parking lot was wet…

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Review not submitting from iPad

I’m submitting of you and I tap the button on my iPad nothing happens. Any expert tips? Why would this happen

Lust Gentlemen's Club

Martinsburg, West Virginia

A pretty good afternoon.

I visited on a Friday afternoon recently. The overall physicl nature of the club has not changed in any meaningful way recently, other than a ton of Halloween decorations. Pricin has also stayed the same for…

PaperMoon Springfield

Springfield, Virginia

Paper moon - the only game in town

I live in Springfield near Paper Moon. I have not been since before Covid. Decided to pay a visit. Some changes noticed. Bathrooms redone (very needed), so that was good. You walk up to the…

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While you're at the strip club...

A Gen Zer is at your house, eating your wife's chcken nuggets: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GuSGAVwBYiw

Gold Club

Memphis, Tennessee

Nice afternoon of eye candy.

It’s been about 10 years since I visited here, so was eager to see what had changed.went by on a Saturday afternoon. $5 cover, didn’t check or scan my ID. I was wanded by a…

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Stormy Daniels said they had an affair, Donald Trump said they didn't…

Who are you going to believe? The fake blonde with the big tits, or Stormy Daniels?

Mickey's Gentlemen's Lounge

Cumberland, Rhode Island

Another great time!

Super easy location to get to, one mile off Rt 95, right on the Mass/RI state lines. Located in a residential area, plenty of parking, off street. Arrived about 1030p and didn’t pay a cover,…

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

How much CR cost for an hour?

How much of it goes to the girl and how much to the house? And do they serve complimentary bottle of champagne as well? I only see prices here for max 30 minutes. Haven’t been to that place for a…

Synn Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

Quite a long Friday

Friday afternoon around 3 pm. Cover charge 15$ (using discount cards for 10$). All drinks 8$. 3 for 40$ when announced. 120$ vip 15 min. Have not been back in a while and wanted to…

Politics

Trump and Project 2025 will ban adult content off the Internet.

That includes Onlyfans, Porn sites and other sites that are deemed "non family values" This includes sites for massages parlors, strip clubs like this one and escorts. I'm not voting for Harris but I'm definitely not voting for a Trump who's guided…

Onyx

Atlanta, Georgia

This ain’t it

I went during the first week and it was ok , so i was expecting better . It was not and idk how long it’s going to last if this keep going. I saw that…

Perfect 10 Cabaret

Austin, Texas

The Perfect Break From North Austin Traffic

It was a hot early Tuesday afternoon and the traffic was at a standstill on I-35 in North Austin. I needed a break, a cool respite from the heat and the traffic and what better…

Mickey's Gentlemen's Lounge

Cumberland, Rhode Island

Third Time's a Dud--Wasn't Feeling It

Arrival (largely unchanged) At first I planned to hit Desire, but I knew by the time I got there the day shift would be tapering off, so I went to plan B. I got there around…

TJ's Showgirls

Stanton, California

TJ's made it work

While in the OC, I decided to drop by TJ's. Admission: $15 Dances: 40$/1 song (they do 2 for $40 all the time though). $120/5 song, $150/15min VIP, $250/30min VIP Booth w/couch, $300/30min VIP Room…

Centerfolds Houston

Houston, Texas

There are no centerfolds here...BUT

$10 cover to get in - the place is a grunge dive, let's be honest You will notice a few things immediately when you walk in - 1. the girls breasts are covered, and that…

Déjà Vu Lake Forest Park

Lake Forest Park, Washington

They have beers!

Was driving by and although I was here not too long ago I stopped by again for a quick trip to see if the alcohol situation had changed yet. Yes, it has! They have beers!…

Politics

I know you people will be voting for who will be the 2nd black Preside….

The prick was shot, worked at McDonalds and has kids from 3 different baby mamas. He's blacker than Tupac. :D

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Basketball bod?

Is it a thing? https://ilarge.lisimg.com/image/26093044/740full-jada-thorpe.jpg I remember getting some dances from a really hot dancer who told me she had played varsity basketball in high school.

Delilah's

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

At Least I Didn't Fall Asleep

Delilah's has been around a long time. I think most mongers know the layout but just in case: large club in a former industrial, now frontier residential area. In a shopping center so plenty…

Men's Club of Houston

Houston, Texas

This can be a playground with the right girl

You'll pay $15-20 to get into Men's Club depending on the day and time. I went late friday evening and paid $15. The place is kinda big, 2 bars that are semi…

Knockouts NWI

Gary, Indiana

Still Good Value for the $$$

This review will cover my last visit (this past Tuesday, where lap dances are $10), as well as add commentary from other recent visits to the club on other dates. First of all, I like this…

Tijuana

Planning a trip to Hong Kong Nov 15 to 17. Newbie

This will be my first foreign trip outside the US. To be honest, I may have to delay this because in a few days I will be attempting to get a passport and not sure how long my state will…

Club Risque Philadelphia

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Feature Porn Star Night? I prefer to support the local talent.

I didn't realize I was going to a "Feature Performer - Porn Star Brett Rossi" night. Made the cover charge $20 (with standard metal detector pass-through to enter). I felt a little sorry for Brett…

Henry the VIII Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Evening at Henry's

Stopped in on a weekday evening (Thursday 730). Usually stop by on day shift but I was in the area so I figure I would stop in for a beer. Parked in fenced lot, maybe…

Centerfolds

San Francisco, California

Wednesday night fun

I came here looking for a high contact lap dance and got exactly what I wanted. Visited Wednesday night, around 11pm. Cover charge was $30(pricey but worth it) ladies and place are clean. There…

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Pumpkin colored bikini, anyone?

Smash, or pass? https://www.instagram.com/p/DBfx_C0oKbd/?igsh=MWowd2lzeTl5OXZ0

The Carousel Delco

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Lou Turks is Low Key Near the Philly Airport

On previous visits to this club I had been told that the dancers that came in after 8p were really beautiful, so I decided to check it out in weekend prime time. Hmmm, maybe the…

Men's Club of Charlotte

Charlotte, North Carolina

Tuesday afternoon visit

Arrived mid-afternoon (3-4) after landing in Charlotte. It’s only about a 15 minute drive from the airport. I think there was a small cover but cannot recall. Nice sized club with a…

The Outerspace Club

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

No other place quite like it

This is a compilation of two visits on consecutive nights. Both nights La Pearl was closed, I learned later it was because the owner was on vacation. I'm not as fond of OSC but it…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Hollaween Let,sParty

Sign on road Party tonight,made a quick uturn and into PinkPalace parking lot,about 10 cars already there. Bouncer at the door says $15 party tonight,and BTW free buffet in the back. Informs me beer…

Synn Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

SYNN TRIP ROUNDUP

I decided to hop in the car on a Wednesday Night. I was leaving around the Western Parts of the SGV and decided to hop onto to the 605 freeway and then i exited off…

Cloud 9 Show Bar

Harleysville, Pennsylvania

Checking it out on my way through

I was passing through and decided to check it out. My last and only other visit was interesting as a hot babe had the look and wanted a pricey dance I didn't take.…

Suzy's Lounge

Line Lexington, Pennsylvania

Quick visit

Another stop on my way to Philly. It is a wierd location to get to. You can see it from the main road but I ended up going around the block to get…

Pink Pony

Atlanta, Georgia

Look but don't touch.

I'll start by saying its been 20+ years since I last visited this club. It has a reputation of being low mileage and great for eye candy. So I have avoided it since I live…

Cloud 9 Show Bar

Harleysville, Pennsylvania

No joke it's right next to the Christian Radio station. Hallelujah.

Sometimes the Lord works in Mysterious ways. This spot is next to Word FM 103.7 and Its halloween so I'm just gonna go in there to ghoul out. Bar was decorated really cute for Halloween with…

Club Blaze

Conley, Georgia

It was a cool first impression

Off of a somewhat busy highway. Small parking lot, so I parked in the second row but close enough to see the front door. Walked up, it was a security guard out front…

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

birthday celebration at the rhino

Was in town for a co-workers birthday and because we had a few females in our group we decided to drop by the Rhino as part of the celebration. I've been to most of…

Bogarts Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Bo Bo's In the Bottom of the 9th

Got into Metro late friday and decided to hit Bogarts before heading home. It was Bo's close to 1am so I had low expectations but it was pretty decent. It was about 14 girls, pretty…

Flash Dancer Cabaret

Fort Worth, Texas

Better place now than a few years ago...

Tonight was my first night back in the clubs after a few years absence. This club has changed quite a bit. Cover charge was $20. Dances were $20. VIP lounge but it's an open area. Dancers…

La Pearl Lounge

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

The cream always rises

Finally had a long enough stretch to myself that I could take another trip to this fine nation's best hood club. Parking was easy to find out front when I arrived around 5:30 PM, paid…

Kitten's Gentlemen's Club

Salisbury, Massachusetts

Cross that one off my list.

I decided to check out Kittens after checking out Millennium Cabaret up in Bedford for their amateur night. Yeah I mean things did feel fairly amateur but not in the way I was hoping. The place: Kittens…

Sugars

Hager City, Wisconsin

sucks

covercharge 5 dollars beer price is decent, maybe 6 bucks. I wasn't paying attention lap dances 25? vip 15 mins 125? vip 1/2 hr 250 pretty disappointing place. probably under 10 girls working, 2 black women, 2…

Treasures Houston

Houston, Texas

Underrated Luxury Vegas-like spot without breaking the bank

So my ATF Dancer just started working here so I decided to check it out. I have never been to this club but have passed it many times. I never heard much about this club…

Pandora’s Lakeside

Fort Worth, Texas

Total waste of time

This place was a total waste of time and money. The club layout has changed dramatically. Bathroom has been remodeled. Before, it was a definite hole in the wall feel... definitely needed hand sanitizer upon…

Politics

Former White House Chief of Staff John Kelly (Retired Marine General) says:

“Trump fall into the definition of …ist for sure:” A) Fasc B) Rap C) Rac D) Misogyn E) All of the above

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Dealing with burnout

Is the life getting old for anybody else? I mean enough with these fucking strip clubs already. Good God. A sign. At the strip club the other day a stripper who looked just like a young Cindy Crawford came…

Bandaids Showclub

Phoenix, Arizona

A Dive Bar with the quality you'd expect but not hope for

TLDR: Reread the Title I walked in on a Monday evening with low, but not low enough expectations. Bandaids is basically your local dive bar but with a stripper pole in the back instead of…

Tally Ho Gentlemens Club

Rochester, New York

Monitor

FYI, they now have a monitor showing the next several dancers due on stage. I like it. At one point I heard the usual DJ spiel but didn't see him anywhere. One of the dancers told me it was AI. 50/50…

Palomino

North Las Vegas, Nevada

Great experience for a couple new to strip clubs!

My partner & I went here while in Vegas as our first time checking out a strip club. We initially were unsure of what to expect, but it turned out to be such an…

Chicas Bonitas

Austin, Texas

Hottest Cuban girl I've ever seen

Went there on a Friday night with my friend while we were on a business trip in Austin. Parked in a nearby parking lot to avoid the overpriced parking fee. The people at the front…

Tijuana

TJ Trip Nov 11-13

Similar to other posts, I'll be visiting TJ soon and welcome some company if any fellow mongers are around! Does anyone know if there is still street construction going on outside of HK? How inconvenient is it to walk a girl…

Bandaids Showclub

Phoenix, Arizona

It Is What it Is

I stopped by Bandaids on a recent Wednesday evening. I arrived around 11pm. So-so neighborhood in the downtown Phoenix area, beware of your surroundings at night. Plenty of parking available. Cursory pat down…

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How do you favorite a club on this site?

I don't see how can favorite it and add it to your feed

Dream on Saloon

Portland, Oregon

Divey but overall a fun time.

After a disappointing visit to Cabaret II I decided to stop here as I'd driven past it on the way. I parked in the lot they have, entered, and walked to the bar to get…

Tattletales

Levittown, Pennsylvania

No go

This was my first visit to this club. Again due to dearth of any good options in the area, I am always looking for some alternatives. This club is on a busy local road. No…

Las Cariñosas Gentlemen's Club

Las Vegas, Nevada

A Meh review of Las Cariñosas

I visited a couple of months ago on a Thursday from about 9:30-11pm. The building is out in a big empty area across from a big Boulder Highway casino (Boulder Station). The parking lot is…

Larry Flynt's Hustler Club

Washington Park, Illinois

Mormon Girlz Saves the Day

Had a great time on my first visit and wanted to come back for more. I saw they do amateur nights on Wednesdays, so I decided to check it out. Cover was $25, same as…

Ritz

Houston, Texas

Crazy charge on my card a few days after visiting (rookie mistake)

The Ritz is a nice establishment. It's big, looks cool, flashy, the girls look good. What's not to like? For starters - YMMV big time on dances. Some dances are so…

Pantheon Club

Dearborn, Michigan

midweek visit

I stopped by Pantheon on a Wednesday night. Club is in a decent area of a main strip of Dearborn. On site valet but parked in the bofa parking lot a block away (to…

Purple Orchid

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

The PO is consistant!

Made my bi-monthly trip over to the PO, despite my best intentions not to spend money at the SC. Got there on a Friday night around 10:30. It's been described a million times ,but here…

Legs Cabaret

Houston, Texas

Legs, Latinas ,and Leaving empty handed

Legs is a very interesting experience. Firstly, it's a dingy little place that can liven up quickly. Nothing to see inside or outside, though. Kinda dumpy. The girls - they are…

Déjà Vu Lake Forest Park

Lake Forest Park, Washington

Good Times Bad Times

I was in north Seattle on a Thursday and had a meeting that got out around 2:00. I had planned to go to Sugar's but the day before I found out they now don't open…

Atlantis Gentlemen's Club

Largo, Florida

A lot of fun for a Wedneday

A fun, relaxed Wed afternoon Place: It looks small from the outside with ample free parking. When you enter, you pass where they charge cover on weekends. After that, you see the attendant for the…

Treasures Houston

Houston, Texas

First time at Treasures gets a 10/10

I went to Treasures for the first time and the first dancer that caught my eye approached me and asked if I was interested in a dance. I was trying to settle in and…

Treasures Houston

Houston, Texas

Second time at Tresures was so pushy/scammy

Second time at Treasures was HORRIBLE. I met a girl that I thought was super attractive after going in and grabbing a drink. I asked if we could chill for a bit -…

Tijuana

TJ Trip Nov 16 - 20

Just sending out a notice that I'll be in TJ for a little bit. Would love the chance to catch up with some of you gentlemen and have company to take on some of the meseros. They're getting outta control…

Front Room

So i'm headed to Jacksonville

Tomorrow for the annual Gator Killing. I'm staying out on the beach with a 34 year old MILF, She is 5 foot 7... 38,22,38 and can suck start a Harley. Anyplace I should check out or is there…

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Smash or Pass

https://www.reddit.com/r/BushBabes/comments/1duwosx/distract_me_while_im_on_hold/

Allure Gentlemen's Club

Port Richey, Florida

Corner Bar with Strippers

So, I am reviewing based upon a couple trips to this club. I stopped in on various afternoons when other area clubs were empty, or I got hounded by a super aggressive one that spoiled…

The Carousel Delco

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Thursday Night Fail at Turk's Place

This was my first time at Turks in many years sine they don't open till 4pm and I'm an early afternoon guy. But had a business dinner nearby so decided to stop in.…

Allure

Mississauga, Ontario

First experience exactly what expected

Stopped by after reading reviews while in Toronto. Had pre-booked Trinity. Key here is if you have your eye on someone, book ahead. This isn’t the place to…

The Harem

Lodi, New Jersey

Average harem

Went on a Tuesday around 8 PM paid $20 cover and brought my own beer so i didnt have to pay for drinks so idk the prices its BYOB for alcohol. Plenty of parking which…

Black Betty's

Sayerville, New Jersey

Quick turn off Rt 35.

A quick stop on my way up Rt 35 North into the club, it was a last moment decision to stop in. The place is just past the Sunoco station.…

PoleKatz

Bridgeview, Illinois

Business as usual on a Thursday at Polekatz

I had a flight come back to Chicago near(ish) this place so decided to go in a chill for a bit before calling it a night. All in all it wasn't a bad time. Mandatory…

The St. James

Houston, Texas

Dead Night, Very Live Cuban

Club layout hasn't changed since recent reviews. Plenty of well-lit, non-valet parking. Cover $10 before 7PM. Beer $9. Chicken Marsala $24. Female servers working but was personally only served by male staff. Very few patrons throughout the entire night,…

Crazy Horse Men's Club

Bedford Heights, Ohio

Crazy - Not really. Ok place

Went here friday night before 6pm. Parking lot paved. Walked in front door. no cover from the girl at the door. I tipped her $5 anyways since I had it out and walked in through…

DD Cafe

Garden Grove, California

Such a weird place. But there are some absolutely dimes.

I've been hearing about the infamous Orange County bikini coffee shops for what seems like forever, so I finally decided to stop by DDs on my way back to LA on a Friday night. I…

Boardroom Cabaret

Brockton, Massachusetts

Any Tips for First Timer

First time going to this spot not sc in general. Anything I should know before going? What are the girls like on the day shift? Is this a regular spot or are the girls cool with going up to customers?

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

Friday evening visit, what time is shift change?

Also when does it get busy on Fridays? thanks, my buddy wants to see the night shift.

Secrets Showgirls

El Monte, California

A GOOD SURPRISE ON A WEDNESDAY NIGHT

LOCATION: Bliss is obviously on Valley blvd that is really close to the 605 freeway in a small building and it is by a small parking lot at the current moment. I arrived very late…

Chicas Bonitas

North Las Vegas, Nevada

First Time. Not the Last!

I was in Vegas for about 5 days with a larger group, primarily to gamble and play poker. Everyone but my best friend and I headed home after 4 days, so we decided to venture…

OZ

Clearwater, Florida

Worth every penny

Long review, but bear with me. We got to Oz around 8 on Friday. The place was pretty busy with almost every guy sitting around matched with a girl. My first impression of the club…

Spearmint Rhino

City of Industry, California

First time and really enjoyed it

I've gone to Synn for years and Deja Vu in COI before it shut down but I've never tried the Rhino until today. I was heading to Synn for their Thursday special and I was…

The Border Gentlemen's Club

Morrisville, Pennsylvania

Keep your distance. Keep your money

As I was leaving the club, I stopped next to one of the dancers. I leaned in and said: I hate it when I leave the club with money I intended to spend. She replied:…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

One man's heresy is another's ...

What I'm about to say might be considered heresy to certain Playhouse regulars. You ready? I like it better at night. Yes, I said it. And yes, I know. I know that younger, hotter girls are…

Diamond Dolls

Pompano Beach, Florida

If you like blonde latinas who don't speak English well, this is the place for U

I forgot to leave this review earlier. I am usually a fan of the other clubs in the area but decided to go to DD, was in the mood for a BJ if the right…

Front Room

Oriental Pleasure?

Smash, or pass? https://www.instagram.com/reel/C-DpPOFP2Dn/?igsh=aHZwazljcHVuZ2t5

La Pearl Lounge

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Go after 6 PM on Saturdays.

This review summarizes two visits on consecutive Saturdays. The venue is a block off Haverford Ave, which is a fairly busy West Philly corridor, but has a lot of residences around near this place.…

Politics

The October Bribe

Our tax dollars at work to buy more votes. How the fuck can they continue to get away with this? https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/the-october-bribe/ar-AA1sQo2o?ocid=msedgdhp&pc=TBTS&cvid=8c6811db52bb4ee19aa7a1d9d45680d3&ei=86

Venus Adult Superstore

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

A trip back in time

Stopped in around 6:30 on a Friday night. The gated parking lot was mostly full but I guess everyone was in the adult video store. There didn’t seem to be anyone in the live girls…

Ragtime Gentlemen's Club

Woodland Park, New Jersey

Very Consistent

I haved reviewed this place several times but think it is important to let everyone known not a lot has changed. Experience was similar to what has happened before and the reason I visit every…

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Spearmint Rhino ID Scanning

I went to the Rhino in COI for the first time today and was surpised they scanned my ID. I've never run into that in SoCal before. I have had my ID scanned in PA before. It really didn't bother me…

The Penthouse Club - Baton Rouge

Baton Rouge, Louisiana

First time at Penthouse. Pretty girls, but pricey

I was in town for work and thought I would check this place out. This seems to be the only on in Baton Rouge. There was decent parking and felt in a safe…

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What is the woman-on-woman version of grinding?

I recently started going to strip clubs with my partner and have been wondering. Men generally get grinding during lap dances, but that's not as possible for women. What would be the equivalent?

Gold Room Chicago

Stone Park, Illinois

no sex in the champagne room

Went Wednesday night around 1 am. Was first time. Was a very posh, fine room. Nice purple-lit walk-way leading into the room. Was greeted by a pretty cocktail waitress and had 2-3 brief conversations with…

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

Looking For Asian Dancers...

Like the title says, looking for Asian dancers. I'm used to going to Foxy Lady and there is not a lot of Asian ladies when I go. I'm wondering if Desires is the place to go for Asians, if not,…

PT's Showclub Denver

Denver, Colorado

Worth the visit, but don't expect to get cash at the club

I had a good time overall, but be ready for some higher-than-expected costs. Drinks were pricey—$11 for a vodka Red Bull—and the dances felt a bit steep at $40 for topless and $50 for full…

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What's the deal with the $4.99 Chevron at Copans and Andrews in PB Soflo?

Like seriously, there's a $3.19 Mobil across the street and it's always at $4.99 (and always empty)

Front Room

A man's blood, sweat and tears in it's final form

If we're honest our hard money really just ends up in lashes, boots, wigs, weaves, gigantic acrylic nails, dresses, pounds of caked on makeup and lipstick. Maybe a corset or two (<-Although that one I really like) I don't know…

Long Legs

Manchester, England

Long Legs revisited

Hadn’t been to Long Legs for a while and this visit reminded me how hit and miss it can be. You know there is never going to be high mileage here, dances are in the…

Henry the VIII Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Sunday Not a Fun Day

Well, you can tell by the title my visit would rank as a very disappointing visit. I arrived late Sunday night hoping to have a good time of some kind. The parking lot which is…

Tijuana

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Front Room

Question and Answer Time

Question: Why do men marry women? Answer: Sheep can't cook.

Politics

Political discourse without adjectives

Joe Rogan, who will host Trump on his show Friday, was hosting Shawn Ryan a few episodes ago. The discussed how they avoid talking politics on their podcasts because it never leads any place good. Shawn suggested that…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

A place to go, something to do.

Same details as usual - pink building,.next to car dealership, ample parking, BYOB (no hard liquor) usually a $10 cover but this time somehow they asked for $15. Bartender takes your drinks and serves…

Kit Kat Club

Portland, Oregon

First time at a strip club and can say it didn't disappoint

This was my first time going to a strip club and Ican say I was very satisfied! I was in Portland for something else not too far away and had some time to kill, so…

Rick's Cabaret New York

New York, New York

Girls from around the globe

Wanted to try some Manhattan clubs other than Rick’s for a change. After the yawnfest of Flashdancers in Times Square and the desperation of Hoops next door, I ended up back here. Where I should’ve…

Cheerleaders Philadelphia

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Wednesday with Gabriella

Cheerleaders is easy to get to located near the Sports Complex right off of 95 and 76. Arrived around 5:30. Enter through a metal detector. No cover but they do charge cover…

Sugar 44 Cabaret

Phoenix, Arizona

First time at Sugar44

So i arrived at Sugar44 at about 1230 on a Sunday night after a ho hum visit to hi liter. On my way in a drunk guy stopped me and asked me what I was…

Cheetahs

San Diego, California

Becoming A Favorite of Mine

I’ve left a review here before for cheetahs but am back for another. This place is becoming my go to when in town for work. I know other reviews criticize it for being tame or the…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Sunday night at hi liter

I visited the Hi Liter on a Sunday night at about 8pm. I paid 10$ cover at the door. Door guy scanned my ID and patted me down. I took a seat along the wall…

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

My buddy claims.....

He went in early afternoon on a Wednesday. tells me tipped girl on stage, paid $50, then $100 and nothing more... Yet got full package..... I think he lying to me to look cool.

The G Spot

Sugarloaf, Pennsylvania

one car

I arrived around 10:00 on a Thursday night. There was a single car in the parking lot, but I hoped that it either belonged to a dancer or they were parked elsewhere. However, this place…

Larry Flynt's Hustler Club

Washington Park, Illinois

Still not bad to visit

Touted by couple local friends as the best SC in St. Louis area, therefore visted, couple times. Enough parking space on the spot, which is good given the area is famous for safety concern. Security and…

Centerfolds

San Francisco, California

Monday night special recommended

Entry and Cover I was in town for work and my work buddy suggested coming here instead of grabbing drinks. He said there was a monday night special. We rolled in around 6 or 7. No…

Pussycat Lounge

Louisville, Kentucky

Cuban Cat

Went in about 12:30 am on a Tuesday night. There was a $5 cover and I tipped the bouncer. There are multiple stages to the right and a pool table. All 7 of…

Hoops

New York, New York

Beware the Estonian ROB

Never noticed there was a club right next door to Rick’s. But a few reviews popped up on here and I decided to check it out. $20 entry. (ATM fee $10). 2 drink minimum. I didn’t…

The Body Shop Joint

Miami, Oklahoma

Seemed like it's more geared for regulars

Miami, OK. Saturday night. Club is up on a hill, plenty of parking in the lot. Walk in. There's a window to the bar that I was waiting for somebody to address me but apparently…

Foxy Lady

Providence, Rhode Island

Boston To Providence Trip

Went in around 4pm on a Friday. It started off a little dead. Not a lot of girls on the floor or customers around. The girls got better as the shift changed. Game plan was…

Club Fantasies

Providence, Rhode Island

Needs improvement

I stopped by Fantasies on a Wednesday afternoon a few weeks ago. First the layout…the club is huge and has two bars with the stage in the middle. Metal detector where you empty your pockets…

Teasers Gentlemen's Club

Eufaula, Oklahoma

Ain't nothing going on

Eufaula, OK. Saturday night. One review in the past decade, oh I can see why. Right off 69. Area is fine, dirt parking lot. Walk in, guy at the front checks ID and the cover…

Sensations Gentlemen's Club

Galena, Missouri

The DJ sings the songs. Yeah nothing weird about that.

Galena, KS. Saturday night. Right off 400. Shitty rocky parking lot. Plenty of space. Walk in, cover is $15 to the door, ID check. Walk in. Bar is on the left manned by an asian…

Flashdancers Midtown

New York, New York

Yawnfest

Only gave this place a shot because it’s in walking distance of several Times Square hotels. But it was boring. $30 entry. Highest cover of 3 clubs that night. 2 drink minimum. (Not really enforced).…

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

Monday night visit

Plan to be there on the Monday evening before the Election Day. What should I expect? Will there be enough dancers? Will a day like monday be a heavy regular day? (it will be my firs time there).

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Becoming Too Attached To ATF?

I posted this on reddit so I apologize if there is overlap in users but was curious how this community differed if at all. Other than an occasional trip in Vegas, I just started frequenting strip clubs in January. My…

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In Orlando - open to drive

For those in Central FL — I’m in Orlando area for a couple of nights. Seems to be a wide variety of opinions on clubs in Orlando vs. Cocoa Beach vs. Tampa vs. Pasco County … I’m open to…

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Mac's two in Billerica?

Drove by the other day, Site still vacant? Noone wants the only buildable Adult entertainment lot in the merrimac valley?

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3000 North Korean troops to Russia?

Russia running out of troops?

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Hot Stone Therapy Asian Spa Roswell Georgia

http://www.htherapyasianspa.com/?fbclid=PAY2xjawGGC_9leHRuA2FlbQIxMQABpvSpe2AU9zTBSSKNwQjfozRhTOWM4B97EPmGdi-mzMgo-sLa8CP0cFhcqQ_aem_vdncJvzva3pQ8OF_8uzWqQ Do any of you Atlanta, GA mongers know about this place? They subscribed to me after I subscribed to Synsations (the new club we are waiting to open).

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Where does the love go?

The last time I saw my Cuban fav, and she was putting her boob in my mouth, she said "move your butt down!". Used to be she raised her boob higher.

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Ripped or torn blue jeans. Sexy or not.

Maybe I'm getting too old for this shit. https://www.pexels.com/search/ripped%20jeans/ Women of all ages are actually paying good money to look raggedy. I've seen 60 YO wearing them. They look really ridiculous. I can remember my mother buying iron on patches for the knees…

Maison

Manila, Philippines

Typo

"A few are a little heavier than I won't like ..." should be "A few are a little heavier than I would like ...".

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This one is for the Massachusetts Mongers

There's a new strip club that's going to be opening soon in Mendon, MA. I was in the area a week ago and decided to take a look at how things are progressing: The building, parking lot, landscaping, and almost…

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Weirdo GPT

Some of our posters have alleged that other posters are actually bots. This rick, being an empiricist, decided to test that hypothesis. Can a large language model produce output that sounds like one of the more colorful posters? I call…

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Random questionnaire of the week.

A) What is your favorite fast food sandwich? B) What place or attraction would you most like to see in person for the first time? C) What movie do you always have to watch for the 87th time if it happens to…

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Smash or Pass?

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DAwbhEwyBrX/?igsh=MzRlODBiNWFlZA== :D

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RIP Fernando

https://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/mlb/dodgers/2024/10/22/fernando-valenzuela-dodgers-pitcher-obit/75561445007/ 63 Too young And ready bad timing otherwise too Can’t even imagine what LA is going though right now, especially given his Mexican heritage

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Name 3 Fav's About A Stripper

☀️ 🚦 Ok, I'm Always Thinkin' About Those Luvly Kittens @ Da' Strip Club, So I'm Just Makin' This Simple & Fun For Stuff Ya'll Like Most About Strippers! It Can Be @ Da' Club Or OTC, Main Floor, Stage,…

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Remember Duo?

She really had a thing for those Abercrombie models: https://www.reuters.com/world/us/former-abercrombie-ceo-michael-jeffries-arrested-sex-trafficking-case-wsj-2024-10-22/

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Best clubs in Philly or South Jersey that may offer extras?

I've been out of the loop for a couple years, any advise on places with good chances of extras would be appreciated.

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Bar le Gentlemen scorched

Tried to post this as a review but couldn’t. Here’s an article from the local paper, translated from French: The Gentleman club bar located in Marieville was the victim of flames on Tuesday morning. The Fire Service and the Sûreté du…

Club Risque

Bristol, Pennsylvania

Anyone get a dance with Lexy?

Anyone get a dance with Lexy? Curious how she is. I've had a bad experience with this club's big time, all over the ads/billboard dancers (Kassandra, terrible, avoid)

Club Risque

Bristol, Pennsylvania

Anyone get a dance with Lexy?

Anyone get a dance with Lexy? Curious how she is. I've had a bad experience with this club's big time, all over the ads/billboard dancers (Kassandra, terrible, avoid)

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TUSCL

Why the new MS Comic Sans logo? What is this, a kid's lemonade stand?

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Sorry fell down the stripclub realty rabbit hole, which club was this, South FL

https://www.stripclubrealty.com/southfl/ lot's of pics inside and out too.

The Allure of Strip Clubs: A Love Letter to the Experience, and the Pain of Infl

There’s a certain magic in strip clubs that words alone fail to capture. The dim, yet glowing ambiance, the rhythm of slow-burning music, the soft rustle of bills being exchanged for brief, mesmerizing moments of connection—being addicted to strippers and strip clubs, in many ways, feels like falling in love with an escapist dream. It’s not just about the visual experience; it’s about the atmosphere, the thrill, and the undeniable chemistry that exists between fantasy and reality. When you walk into a club, there’s a release. It’s the release of stress, worries, and the mundane responsibilities that weigh on your shoulders daily. Strip clubs are spaces where the ordinary transforms into extraordinary, where the clinking of glasses, the neon lights, and…

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If any hedge fun bro with stacks of bills asks you what SoFlo club to go

The answer is tootsies or 11. They're gonna kill the pricing for all of us if they go to the good ones, contain them in those 2 clubs. This has been a public service

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Black bikini anyone?

Smash, or pass? https://www.instagram.com/reel/C_bNlqutdSK/?igsh=b2NhdnJpZTBqbnZt

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Strip Club for Sale in Rhode Island

This one is for the Rhode Island regulars. What club is this?https://www.stripclubrealty.com/north-east/ It has been on this website for a long time, so I don't know if this is an old listing that was never taken down, or if it's…

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If You Work With GoldmongerATL…

Due to unforeseen circumstances management had to give GoldmongerATL an ultimatum. https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Gacza3NWQAAuXvk?format=jpg&name=large

Politics

Trump Sued for Defamation by Exonerated ‘Central Park Five

Title says it all. https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2024-10-21/trump-faces-defamation-suit-from-exonerated-central-park-five?embedded-checkout=true

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Donald Trump is Hot for Arnold Palmer’s Dong!

This oughta help his campaign! If anyone had any reservations before, I’m sure they’re confident he’s presidential now.

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What’s hotter and revs your engine the most?

A) regular cleavage B) underboob C) sideboob

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Side Question To The Nipple Thread

Somebody told me that, since I drank human breast milk, and I'm not a baby, that makes me a cannibal. True? The lactating human involved was a US native, in case that's germane for the Trumpers.

Roxxies

Paterson, New Jersey

dollar parade

anybody understand what the system is? i get the girls on stage asking for a tip after they get off stage. but what's with the random ones deciding to make a round whenever they feel like it?

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Smash or Pass? #Icey mode

https://www.instagram.com/reel/C-iRy4up-ld/?igsh=MzRlODBiNWFlZA== :D #icey is she Icry mode?