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Daily Planet

Oak Ridge, New Jersey

Daily Planet, worth a trip again

We area all well familiar with the DP, and most of miss the good old days. So a little about the DP as it stands today. The bar is unchanged, a log cabin in the…

Club Fantasies

Providence, Rhode Island

Christmas party, a reminder of the old days

Went to the Christmas party a few weeks back, and they opened up the upstairs, which was a nice reminder of how things used to be, before the last few years (and really COVID). Downstairs when…

Players Club

Denver, Colorado

Players dayshift

On my last trip I paid my $10 cover and headed to the bar. Before I could order anything I had one really hot girl in my lap putting my hands all over he…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Celebrity mom?

Hadn't been to ole Pandy in awhile, but the boys were here so we went for it. Parking was bare since they have a VERY small lot. Paid the standard 21 to get…

Diamond Cabaret

Denver, Colorado

Monday night at diamond

I’ve been ti Diamond a handful of times but figured it would recount my most recent experience. I went out on a Monday night for a buddies bday and after a few drinks we decided…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

First time visiting any club in Dallas, Great latinas

I recently got to know about the free lunch buffet on weekdays here and therefore decided to visit this club. Entry fee on all days is $5 which is great and you can free buffet…

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

Welcome to the party, pal

I'm a regular at Desire, day shift only, and mostly weekdays except for an infrequent weekend drop-in. I'm a member at Club Lust, and go to the club with cash in my pocket and intend to spend…

Titillations

Bloomfield, New Jersey

A few changes -- some good, some meh

The place itself is in a sketchy looking but pretty safe part of Bloomfield. Coming from the Garden State Parkway you can wend your way to it by going through a Home Depot parking…

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Someone for everyone?? 😜

Smash, or pass? https://www.instagram.com/reel/DD2AcfCyxiG/?igsh=MTc3Zzl3c25tZGhtdQ==

The Harem

Lodi, New Jersey

Less crowded and lucky mileage

Went in on a Thursday night. It was less crowded, few guys hanging out by the bar. Stage was set with the dancers rotating in between. Grabbed a seat near the bar with a drink(~8ish) and…

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

Friday visit

Basics, club is located in an industrial area relatively close to the highway 95/195. Ample parking and valet, feels pretty safe an secure, at least that's my impression only go during the day, not sure…

Titillations

Bloomfield, New Jersey

Thursday evening visit

went there around evening and dancers were good looking mix of Russian, European & some Latinas. crazy dollar parade and dancer are barely dancing 3 to 4 dancers always on stage and do dance without energy…

Oasis

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Post-Holiday stop in at an old favorite

This was my regular spot years ago, but my free time has been spent elsewhere of late. After being cooped up for the holiday I decided to check in and see how things were at…

The Geisha House

Madison, Wisconsin

Finally let my curiosity win…

Ok so that was a blast! I have been curious about this place since I first heard about it 5 years ago, but have always been super worried about stepping into a massage parlor with questionable…

Cowboys Showgirls

Lexington, Kentucky

Tuesday Night at Cowboys

I visited Cowboys on a Tuesday evening. Cowboys is a quick 10 minute drive from downtown Lexington. It's on the backside of a strip mall so plenty of parking and no risk of being seen…

Fantasies Nightclub

Baltimore, Maryland

Fantasies cum true

Review from visit some months ago. Fully nude dances onstage. Stage is surrounded by the bar and a little too far away to see the girls. Also no real way to make it rain on…

Legs Cabaret

Houston, Texas

100% Cuban Dancers at a local Latina Bar

LegsCabaret was a Latina bar as mentioned by previous reviewers. Very little English spoken and 100% Cuban dancers. No charge for parking. Outside lighting was so so. $15 cover for evening entry. 2 bouncers outside…

Henry the VIII Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Nice afternoon visit

Arrived around 340 to an almost empty lot. Fenced in lot. Used to have the fence covered up so the traffic driving by wouldn't see you but thats gone. $5 cover waived for…

Spearmint Rhino

City of Industry, California

Best in the COI! Which is not saying much….

As mentioned in my last review for Paradise GC, I recently decided to spend my hard earned money in California rather than just saving it for the heavenly clubs of South Florida. In that review I…

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"America's No. 1 Strip Club"

https://youtu.be/v82mp2DUbWE?si=e2YVN15wtUn1wptK Sorry if already posted. from VICE "America's No. 1 Strip Club"

VIP Cabaret

North Hollywood, California

Goin' downhill...

Used to be a regular here but this place has sadly gone downhill a lot over the last year. One of my ATF's (Camila) seems to have left and she was pretty much the only…

XTC Cabaret Austin

Austin, Texas

Day after Christmas

I went there on a Thursday evening at 7 ish after Christmas Day. Not that many patrons but there were about 20 to 25 dancers. Stayed until midnight and seemed like a slow days because…

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Dayshift Delight

This review is specifically for a late afternoon visit during Monday Night Football. I drove myself but called ahead to confirm there would be no cover. The door guy initially tried to charge…

Old Dolphin

Milwaukie, Oregon

Slow Monday afternoon

Visited around 5PM on a Monday. About 6 patrons and 6 dancers on the floor with more going between the bathroom and locker room. The club was pretty empty and no girls really dance on…

Foxy Lady

Providence, Rhode Island

Nyx

A couple of dancers told me that Nyx got in a fight with another dancer and was fired. Anyone know if she still dances in Providence or anywhere else?

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Daddy Issues?

Recently at a clean club. Really hot chick, decided to shoot my shot anyway, I ask about a menu. She’s responds, “Can’t do it here, but I’ll tell you what: Why don’t you meet me out back by the dumpster” I…

Tijuana

Countryman?

I have not seen Countryman in a long time. I remember him mentioning that he beat cancer. Does anyone know if he is still alive?

Pleasant Moments

Bridgeport, Connecticut

So So Visit, But The Club Has Potential

Pleasant Moment's is located at the end of a long narrow street. A lot of people say that the neighborhood is sketchy, but I've never had any problems. Parking can be problematic, but I…

Gallaghers 2000

Queens, New York

Tuesday Afternoon after work.

Another visit to G2000. Stressful day at work so I decided to leave early and get a drink. This place opens at 4pm on Tuesdays. I got in maybe 20 min after…

The Club

Tyngsborough, Massachusetts

Local Introvert says: Not Bad, but Not Much to Write Home About

Went here on a Saturday night before the holiday. Not as crowded as I've seen other places for this time of the week. Place only has one stage, and I didn't have any issue finding…

Gold Club Centerfolds

Rancho Cordova, California

It's Dark on the Stage

Setting: The building is to the left of a large adult bookstore which has a huge selection of items and is the largest in northern California, according to the person working there who gave me…

Stilettos Cabaret

Pharr, Texas

Only 1 dancer

I was in the Stilettos area and heard it opened at noon on Fridays. I stopped in a little after noon and found the door locked. I headed back to my car and was about…

The Go-Go Rama

Laurence Harbor, New Jersey

A cold Monday at the GGR

Had the opportunity to stop in on a late Monday afternoon driving up the parkway. It didn’t disappoint. Pulled in and was able to use my social media to get in for half price that…

Fancy's

Oklahoma City, Oklahoma

Little Havana OK

Stopped in to fancy’s, parked in the gravel lot walked in and payed my cover ($7). Grabbed a drink at the bar ($6) and took a seat. This place has some of the…

Cruisin' Chubbys Gentlemen's Club

Wisconsin Dells, Wisconsin

Revisit on a Saturday night

Stopped by on my way home from northern Wisconsin and had a decent time. It had been a few years since I was able to stop off at Chubbys and was curious to see how…

Xsensual Foster

Portland, Oregon

Expensive but can be very fun!

XSensual on Foster is a lingerie modeling shop. You walk in the building, and there is tge door to XSensual right there but if you continue down the hall, there is an adult shop. You buzz…

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Lunch at Trump’s

I have a wealthy friend who is a big MAGA and member of the Mar a Lago club who invited me and my wife to a holiday lunch at Trump’s place. Regardless of your political affiliation or feelings for the…

Silver Criket Gentlemen's Club

Dearborn, Michigan

And so this is Christmas? I hope you had fun!

I was sent a message about the Silver Criket Christmas party. This Club always does a nice job with their events. Food, usually a buffet, is quite tasty. Normally, a good turn out of entertainers. The…

Stage Dolls

Great Meadows, New Jersey

Girls in the corner

It's been awhile. I went in because I was in the areA and knew Tiffany was bartending. If it wasn't for her, the trip would have been a total loss. Parking lot is a decent…

Perfect Ten

San Antonio, Texas

Best quality, highest price in SATX

This review is based on the experience when I went earlier this year in January Drinks are on the pricer side but not weak. There are some gorgeous girls here. Mostly Cuban and Mexican girls.…

Wacko's Jacksonville

Jacksonville, Florida

Pretty Girl, Good Dances, Nothing Special Though

Thursday night, roughly 9-10pm. Parking was not too bad but this can be different on a busy night $10 at the door--I think the door prices have been changing and honestly I feel…

Centerfolds

Worcester, Massachusetts

Not much has changed

This place a total dive, but it is like a bad car accident your cant drive by without looking. It is located on a very busy road in Worcester, plenty of parking out back.…

Strokers

Clarkston, Georgia

Chill spot for food and dances

Second time in Strokers. Ample free parking in strip mall parking lot. Solid security with metal detector pat down if check. Only $10 cover at 12:30a which feels great for ATL Club was about 1/2 full…

Exotic Kitty Gentlemen's Club

Salt Lake City, Utah

Straight laced kind of place

Visited this club a few times recently after not going since 2022. It has not changed much over the years. $10 to get in. Relatively small place, probably 1000 square feet. Raised stage in the…

Cheetah Lounge

Sarasota, Florida

Ho-Hum Saturday night.

I arrived around 7PM on a Saturday. They don't open until 6PM on the weekends so it had not been open for long. Parked myself and was charged $4 for the privilege.…

Golden Horseshoe Club

Ranson, West Virginia

Mercedes

I decided to stop in on a Sunday night looking to have some fun. Horshoe is about a 5 min drive from the casino and it’s pretty easy to get there. Decent sized…

Delilah's

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

This place is just a hype. Won't return.

Dropped in Friday evening. Past 5 pm. Had to pay $20 cover. This place is big. The stage is in the center. The bar is on the other side. This is different from other clubs…

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Christmas

What did you do for Christmas and/or Christmas Eve? I had a reprieve this year as our Christmas party was the 14th and not the 21st. Huge success resulting in just 4 of us for Xmas, so Wife gave me…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

2 Nights in Miami Club/Lounge

There is a reason why people fly from all over the country into San Diego to eventually spend a few days at this club and stay in their hotels right above their clubs. It…

Frenchy's

Cataño, Puerto Rico

8pm on Wednesday.

I walked in at 8pm. Cost was $20. There were 3 stripper/ prostitutes working at that time. Bouncer told me that it was a brothel as well as a strip club, I…

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Smash or Pass?

The Prime Minister of Thailand. What if she'd only go for a three-way with Angela Merkel?

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Very little black dress.....

Smash, or pass? https://www.instagram.com/p/DD_-WHLIYb9/?igsh=dW55dDIyOGk5aWMw

Mirage Gentlemen's Lounge

Farmingdale, New York

Long Island adventures

Visiting New York and I’m closer to Long Island than anything so I figure I’ll give it a shot. Pull in the lot, looks fairly busy and I head in. I don’t remember what…

La Isla Club

Medellín, Colombia

Large, clean, safe

This place is a large professionally run club. Drinks are expensive for Colombia, dances are cheap. There’s a parking lot behind a gate. As You enter they pat you down and charge you a cover about…

Rick's Cabaret New York

New York, New York

Losing it’s mojo

Stopped in to Ricks for the first time in a long while. It was Thursday night around 10pm. The place was packed, good sign. Unfortunately for me there was quantity but not quality.…

Paradizio

Irvington, New Jersey

The sad decline continues

The sad decline continues at Paradizio, I went on Christmas Eve, paid the usual $10 cover and entered the club. This club is in the hood, so be careful where you park, but I've…

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OTC experience/availability at Vegas clubs

Thanks for all the feedback on clubs in Vegas. Going a bit deeper on best clubs to visit. Again it has been a few years since I was last in Vegas, but OTC was usually not a problem arranging and…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

A Mixed Bag, but I Choose the Spinners.

I hesitate to write a review because there has been nothing much noteworthy about this place, other than the fact you can see some Cuban spinners that are fairly attractive if they’re available. That is…

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OT: Netflix WTF?

What the fuck is wrong with Netflix and live events? Did they learn nothing from their disastrous coverage of the Tyson-Paul fight? Trying to watch the Chiefs-Steelers game. In real time, the game is over, but on Netflix, halftime just…

Cheerleaders Philadelphia

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Pretty good Saturday Afternoon Visit!

Was visiting Philly for the week and definitely wanted to check out Cheerleaders. I arrived around 2pm on Saturday and I wasn't expecting much but I was pleasantly surprised with the talent I saw.…

Knockouts

Stone Park, Illinois

A Little Side Trip

Was waiting out traffic with a coworker at Evas Cafe when I decided my time could be better spent. It was between Carls and Knockouts and since I’ve never been to Knockouts I decided it…

Essex Gentleman's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

The Essence of Essex

Stopped in at Essex and had another great time! It was late afternoon/early evening but thankfully I avoided the $10 cover charge so i strolled on in and the club was in full swing. The…

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NYC scene?

Will be in manhattan for a few days. Looks like the extras scene is pretty lame. Any interesting underground clubs out there? Might be sticking to Tryst and AMPs…

Rachel's Steak House and Men's Club

West Palm Beach, Florida

Rachel's in Palm Beach.. you may get lucky

I recently relocated to FL, near West Palm, and so obviously I strolled into Rachel's. Layout -entry was $10 -parking gets full, beware. There is a valet option though -club has an upstairs and downstairs. I did not go…

The Geisha House

Madison, Wisconsin

Madison, Wisconsin

It was a great Sunday afternoon treat for myself. I was welcomed by 4 girls. GG was the best! Highly recommend. I would take my friends there too. I took my friend with me…

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"What we think, or what we know, or what we believe is, in the end, of little co

Title couldn’t say it all. "What we think, or what we know, or what we believe is, in the end, of little consequence. The only consequence is what we do." ~ John Ruskin ~ Born 8 February 1819 London, England ~ Died 20 January…

Onyx

Atlanta, Georgia

Good dances, but talent shortage

Arrived around 5 PM on a Wednesday. There was a parking attendant, charging $10 to park in the front. There is parking in front of an adjacent building for $5. This low priced parking is…

The REAL Reasons Some Dancers Are Annoyed By Regulars

I get, from personal experience, that we ought to take what dancers post online with a boulder of salt. When you patronize a dancer and see what they post or there peers post on social media it comes immediately apparently that its all a ruse because you know how they actually act in the club, and if they actually make any money acting the way they do. The ones who are lying are probably trying to hurt their competition. The ones who are telling the truth are also the ones posting WHERE ARE THE TRICKS and make no money just dancing unless they're Lacey-Duvalle-when-she-was-young-pretty no matter what they say. And if they were that fine they could just post on…

Paradise Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

Paradise Revisited

Went back to Paradise as it can be a real paradise with the right dancer. The club is in a small strip mall with plenty of parking since it was late afternoon. The…

Déjà Vu Saginaw

Saginaw, Michigan

Thursday Afternoons at the Vu

Have been there several Thursday afternoons. Most of the time seeing Belle, Chastity, and a few others are there making it generally 4-5 girls... which on a Thursday at 3pm is pretty dang good.…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Tats galore part 2

Housekeeping: (VIP Rooms on both sides, two stages, dark lightning and a clean men's room) non-smoking Parking lot was half full.) $21 cover includes a drink, still a rip off. IIRC from the sign that…

Foxy Lady

Providence, Rhode Island

First Visit Christmas Party

First time at the Foxy Lady, but I'm a Providence regular at other clubs. I heard they were giving out 6-month VIP passes and I thought it could be a good investment to go…

Creekside Cabaret

Hatfield, Pennsylvania

Feature Dancer - Brett Rossi - nothing great, nothing bad

Haven’t been here in several years. Arrived about 8:45 on a Wednesday night and stayed until 11. It was a Feature night with Brett Rossi (a porn star I was not familiar with). Cover was $15, probably higher…

Onyx

Atlanta, Georgia

Quiet afternoon at Onyx.

Dropped by Onyx on Tuesday around 2pm to check out the place as a potential Vivid alternate, when I walked in (2 hours after opening), I was the only customer in the place! This…

Foxy

Junction City, Kansas

Gave Foxy's Another Chance - Better This Time

Foxy's is a little dive on Washington Street, the main drag in JC. It has been around for a long time and is one of two still surviving in JC. You can park…

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End of year review

How did your year of clubbing go? Was 2024 better, worse, much the same compared to yesteryears? I had/enjoyed 7 visits, 24 dances, 16 sessions, 7 new dancers, all A or B cups. 4 times with (current) favorite.…

G Spot

Akron, Ohio

Wait until you see it now.....

If you have read the descriptions of G spot before, but not this week you are in for a surprise. The bar is LARGER, much larger. It extends from the old bar area through the…

Double Vision Gentleman's Club

Clifton Park, New York

A unique far off place

I arrived here at nightfall around 8 or 9 p.m. There was an ID check at the door, the place was clean and fairly well lit and there were a handfull of customers (about 6)…

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Pardon, Miss...do you require assistance?

Smash, or pass? https://www.instagram.com/reel/DD9B7g7t6V1/?igsh=MW5rZm1hcDdkdnFuNg==

Mirage Gentlemen's Lounge

Farmingdale, New York

Had a good time, extras are available, but I wasn’t looking to spend much

Had been here once before on an afternoon and it was pretty dead. Tonight I was there about 9:30pm for about a half hour. The entrance is around the back left side behind a cannabis…

The Crazy Horse

San Francisco, California

Paris saved the day!

I visited Crazy Horse after nearly 2 years! In other words, this is my first visit post the modifications that the club has undergone recently. Some of the past reviews here accurately describes all the…

The Lodge

Dallas, Texas

First Time in VIP

On this visit I made it a point to try out the upstairs VIP area since it hadn't had the chance to before. After paying the $2 cover I went to sit at the bar…

Paradise Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

Decent Saturday Afternoon

I decided to check out Paradise on a Saturday afternoon after spending a few hours at Satin Topless down the street and being disappointed. I arrived around 4:00pm and there was a $20 cover charge plus…

Carnival Book Store

Brooklawn, New Jersey

You Can't Get Mad at Efficient...

Was coming back from a trip and landing in PHL, so since I was going to be in the area, I figured that I would see what the place was all about. It was only…

Bonkers Saloon

Manitowoc, Wisconsin

Sunday was not Bonkers

Was driving up to Green Bay for an interview. Since GB seems to only have The Oval Office as an option, which doesn't have glowing reviews here, I decided to stop somewhere along the way.…

Casa Diablo Original Blood

Portland, Oregon

Another casualty of the pandemic?

I was kind of surprised. I've spent quite a bit of time at Casa in the past pre pandemic and it was always an absolute hoot. This time I brought a young lady with me…

BT's Executive Club

Dearborn, Michigan

Wednesday night at the spot

Visited on a Wednesday at about 8pm club was surprisingly busy for a weekday. BTs is one of my favorite spots to frequent as of the last few months and I have a few favorites.…

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Off Topic... Boat Explodes at Dock

Just ran across this. Helluva explosion! Just going by what by the video, my guess is gas fumes in the bilge. Back when I had my boat I always ran the blower for awhile before staring it. article.. https://www.the-express.com/news/us-news/158454/fort-lauderdale-marina-boat-explodes video.. https://x.com/DavidVergel97/status/1871351631478153357?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1871351631478153357%7Ctwgr%5Ea81bd2677cea2bde917edfc870fc23f6062884cf%7Ctwcon%5Es1_&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.the-express.com%2Fnews%2Fus-news%2F158454%2Ffort-lauderdale-marina-boat-explodes

Club Bada Bing

Playas de Rosarito, Baja California

No Bang Bang

Going to Rosarito to check out the clubs was ATF1’s idea. When my ATF1 was pissed off at the Zona clubs she would come here to work, but they are open only Thursday through Saturday.…

Porthole Pub

Pompano Beach, Florida

Brain and chill

Went again for some afternoon brain and chill. Got a few dances at $10 which you can’t beat. Settled on a girl who quoted me $80 for a BJ while diving me a dance. Her…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

¡Me Pones Caliente! A Final Night in HK

Juliana wasn't aggressive like Carmen, or as outgoing as Nena. She was more reserved, demure and innocent. I found her while chica hunting on a Sunday night, the last night of a 4 day romp…

Pink Pony

Atlanta, Georgia

Quick Visit, Girls are Top Tier but High Demand and Low Supply

I normally frequent TT more often than PP, but only had about an hour to kill before dinner and PP was closer to my hotel and restaurant, so it was the most efficient place to…

Scarlett O'Hara's

Sioux Falls, South Dakota

Not so Good ol Scarlett’s

Good ol Scarlett’s. Sadly, the only strip club in Sioux Falls. It needs some competition, and for damn good reason. This club is in a strip mall over by I29 north and 41st. You have…

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Did this pose give her butterflies?

Smash, or pass? https://youtube.com/shorts/1Kf9IysQmlM?si=NZqPD5JTK8urnSU8

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

Last few trips

The last month I visited a handful of times mainly Friday-Sunday. If you are planning on visiting during a weekend time I would say Friday afternoons are still the best shift. It can be busy…

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

Still the Best

The “Abridged Version” All the geographical and architectural information remains the same! If you know the prices and how Lust works, skip down to *THE GIRLS* *SERVICE* I find bartenders efficient, friendly and attractive. A few would be high…

Paris Adult Books and Toys

Dallas, Texas

They are very interesting location, every city should have one.

This is not a strip club, but rather a parking lot. But it does share a lot of the same qualities strip clubs have. For instance, when you drive into the lot, several women in…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

Same as usual, only more so

I do not get to Dallas very often but when I do, I make it a point to stop at baby dolls. This visit was at about 130 or 2 o’clock in the afternoon and…

Silver Criket Gentlemen's Club

Dearborn, Michigan

Quick In and Out

I was jonesin pretty hard for some action at a club. I had been here before and was in the area, so I decided to pop in. It was a Tuesday afternoon and there were…

Secrets

Oklahoma City, Oklahoma

Not worth stopping

I didn’t enjoy this club. I checked out a few while in town for work and this ranked the worst. Walked in and stood at the awkward desk in the entry way waiting for an…

Red Dog Saloon

Oklahoma City, Oklahoma

Historic Club, so-so now

Stopped in on my tour of the OKC strip club scene while in town for work. Had seen stuff about this club online and the history of the club so wanted to check it out.…

Mario's Showplace

Webster, Massachusetts

Mario's

Traveled out to Webster last Sunday Specifically to see one particular dancer "Crystal" who I knew from RI Dolls. First the positives: Fairly large roomy place with a good size "U" shaped stage with seating in…

Tattletale Lounge

Atlanta, Georgia

Get to know the people; have a great time!

Let's get straight to the point: This place never fails to please and I have yet to have a bad experience! I'll dispense with the parking (self-park; $5 afternoon), entry (walk-thru metal detector), cover ($5 after…

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Cursed

Recently I’ve been noticing a disturbing pattern. I would message a stripper for a hook up outside of the club, “Hey would you wanna fuck for $150” “Yeah” they would respond. They said they would get ready and then go…

Politics

Matt Gaetz: Disgraced Libertine or PL

I hate this POS, he’s a nasty right wing gadfly do-nothing click baiter. But… his main offenses seem to be buying sex, and then buying sex from a girl that lied about her age. I’m all for buying sex, legality…

Paradise Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

Wednesday $80 Special afternoon visit

Visited on Wednesday 12/11. Quick pat down, paid the 10$ cover. As you enter DJ booth in left square elevated stage in center, bar is past the DJ with a hallway for leading to the…

Imperial Showgirls

Anaheim, California

Fire Sale

Looking over the reviews here, I seem to be the only guy who didn't get the message that the Sahara Theater had burned down. My buddy and I were in Anaheim on business and…

Babes Show Club

Jackson, Mississippi

Laid back but not much going on

Parking lot was pretty empty and not fenced in like at Danny's. But, there was security out front who wanded me before entry. Then $10 cover to get in. Sat myself at…

Fancy's

Oklahoma City, Oklahoma

Lots of Cubana Chicas, High Mileage

Based on the reviews here for this club I knew I needed to check it out when in town. I went on a Monday evening around 8pm. Walked in and paid cover charge at the…

Cheetah

Hallandale Beach, Florida

Lots of Cubans, lots of pressure, and plenty of fun

Was here on a Sunday around 8-9 PM and found lots more dancers than customers. Maybe 40 dancers and 15-20 customers? As such, the competition and pressure were strong. There were…

Lust Gentleman's Club

Akron, Ohio

Uneventful Side Quest

Overview: Today's side quest on the Sunday, mid-afternoon, before Christmas was extremely uneventful. I wanted to jokingly put "The Hippo: Dive Bar Edition" as the title lol. Layout: No change to previous reviews. Dancers: 0... :(…

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Why is Santa always smiling?

Why is Santa always smiling? Because he knows where all the naughty girls are.

Fine Line Lounge

Mendon, Massachusetts

Shots fired? lol

Instagram post: The Fine Line… Where Sophistication Meets Desire. See you on January 2nd! meets Desire?????

Chicago Club

Tijuana, Baja California

A Spectacular Evening Bringing Sand to the Beach

At around 8 PM on a recent Saturday night, Chicago Club was happening. There were between 80-100 chicas working, with maybe 100-120 patrons present. The service was excellent, the beers cold, the food agreeable, they…

Minx

Virginia Beach, Virginia

Best club in VB

Decided to check this club out and was very impressed. Club has a good layout with a large tipping stage that can fit several dancers at once and includes several additional poles located throughout the…

Dulce Gabbana

Tijuana, Baja California

Dead in the Water

A wise TUSCLer once quipped to me that the talent at D&G depends "on the direction of the wind." This, in my limited experience, rings astoundingly true. I've been to, and reviewed D&G on…

Porthole Pub

Pompano Beach, Florida

Afternoon head

Went about 2 weeks ago around 2pm. Was pretty empty, about 10 girls and a 1-1 ratio. I was looking for attention and have no standards so this place delivered. The girls were all nice…

Rhode Island Dolls

Woonsocket, Rhode Island

Hot and friendly

This place doesn't really start hopping until 9:30 or so, and I left at that time, so in this case the early girls got the worm (me). Fortunately 3 such girls are favorites of mine. Entrance…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

A Sultry, Sweet Sinaloan Spinner

The tub in my room at the Rizo was warm and filled past the brim with suds, forming a fortress of foam around Carmen and I, as we sloshed around and cannoodled naked. Carmen was…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Law of averages wasn't in my favor.

The law of averages was going to catch up with me sooner or later. This night I had my first disappointing visit to PH in a while. The source of my disappointment was the lineup.…

Vivid

New York, New York

First Experience

This was my first experience in a strip club went around 11PM on a friday night, there's a 20$ entry fee and they made us buy 30$ beer per person to stay there. The lady…

Playmates Club

Miami, Florida

Dead on Weeknight. Headed north to Cheetahs.

Had been wanting to check this place out as it’s a much closer trip than my normal go to of Cheetah Hallandale. Literally 10 minutes from my hotel. Where’s cheetahs is a sold 30-45 minutes.…

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Finally bagging the strip club bartender

Some years back, there was a strip club bartender that I very much wanted to bag. She was simply hot as hell, beautiful with perky natural Cs and a perfect bubble ass. She also filled in as a…

Club 390

Chicago Heights, Illinois

Safe?

Is this Club in a safe area? Do they pat down customer? After a disappointing night at Ricks and average one at Polekatz, I need something different.

The First Time Ever I Saw Her Face

Its 2015. We're in The Last Days of Follies, which isn’t a Netflix special about the legendary ATL venue for men of culture and women who generally uh, are uncultured. I was a night shifter in those days, I had friends trying to make it in the record business. We were trying to get the buzz up in every club and as far as strip clubs we mostly worked Platinum but also Eyecandy and Follies. I went out with them to help out and of course to have fun. Problem with the fun part though is I hate night clubs. I don’t drink, do drugs, dance or draw attention to myself so what the hell. I was cool to be…

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Club advice- Chicago

I understand that Chicago is not as great as the neighboring Detroit or even Indy. However, I am in the city for the next couple of months and would love to explore the clubs while here. I am a fan…

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Club advice for vegas

It’s been several years since I was in Vegas. My go to Club was Cheetahs. I heard it is closed. I’m heading to Vegas in a couple of months. Looking for recommendations of clubs similar to Cheetahs. Don’t want the…

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With the NFL season coming to a close, who do you expect in the Super Bowl?

My guess is Philadelphia Eagles and Kansas City Chiefs, although I suppose the Detroit Lions and the Buffalo Bills are not out of the question entirely.

Tijuana

Rosarito/La playa reccs

Any good recommendations for places to stay at in Rosrito or near La playa? Have an absolute wildcat chica who I arriba’d with x3 during my recent visit that offered a TLN out that way. Thanks in advance!

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Grandma got run over by a reindeer....

Smash, or pass? https://youtu.be/yHqZQve0KWc?si=XOxi2lTcPX3d3NkP

Tijuana

Trip Report - Mid December 2024

Ok, I promised another contributor that I would do a trip report on my mid December trip, so here goes.. Walking over the border on Sunday night around 6:30pm and there was nobody in the foreigners entry line. The Mexican…

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Black Strip Clubs near Minneapolis

Hey everyone, this is my first post on this forum, so forgive me if this has been asked previously. Was wondering if anyone knows any strip clubs in or near Minneapolis that have a plethora of big booty black women.…

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The Lady in Red.....

Smash, or pass? https://www.instagram.com/reel/DCJ_-UqRhzM/?igsh=MWppdGpxNDB1d3o2Mg==

On Dallas clubs and Tiktok

The whole damn thing used to be a private affair. A gritty, seedy slice of American life, where the beer was cold, the lights were low, and the women—those beautiful, tragic, electric creatures—offered up their bodies for a few dirty bills and a dozen quick glares from the leering crowd. It was sacred, in a way. But somewhere between the constant feed of Instagram thirst traps and the viral TikTok grind, the raw, visceral thrill of stepping into a strip club has been sucked dry like a leech on a dry desert vein. To understand this grim evolution, let's take a little tour of Dallas, Texas—the only city in the world where strip clubs and 24-hour tacos are part of the…

Una Noche Jodidamente Cañón: A TLN OTC Review

"Señor Arturrrrrro!" I exclaimed as I hopped into the front seat of the cab. I was fucking high, in the intoxicated sense as we'd just smoked big fat gallo californiano. But figuratively too. That evening, I'd had amazing sex, followed by an elegant and satisfying dinner, and was excited about heading to a new bar with my wingman @ZBott and his chica Julia in tow. Not to mention, my own date Nena was looking fucking amazing. Her perky spinner boobs were nearly popping out of her top as she jumped energetically into the backseat of the car with a big smile. Knowing we still had a late night hot tub session to look forward to, I was beyond stoked, almost manic. Buckling…

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"Daddy"

A stripper kept calling me "Daddy" last night. I've never understood that. Does she think that I want to pretend that I'm a father being sexually aroused by my own daughter? I don't. Is she aroused by pretending that she's…

Tijuana

TJ after Trump takes office?

Anyone have any concerns or think it will become riskier crossing after Trumps inauguration? Looking like Jan 27th I might have a chance to get back down there for some fun. Not sure if I should pass on the opportunity…