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My Baby got a Pit Bull

My fav was excited because she got a puppy. When I asked her what kind, she said pit bull. I am not all that surprised by her answer. I've know several dancers who had pit pulls as…

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Hump Day

Visited a club today to take advantage of their "Hump Day" disocunt on lap dances. Anyone else a fan of mid-week action?

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Man tells cops he paid for sex, but didn't get it

Man tells cops he paid for sex, but didn't get it Published: Wednesday, January 20, 2010 @ 6:14 p.m. MARLBOROUGH, N.H. (AP) — Police said a man and woman from New Hampshire are each facing prostitution charges after the man called police…

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Amateur Nights - Worth It?

What's your experience with amateur nights? Are they worth it, or just lame and awkward with inexperienced women? Are the stage shows hot or entertaining for whatever reason? How about lap dances from "amateurs?"

Fritz That's It

Anaheim, California

I came here after I seen...

I came here after I seen an Angels games. Plenty of dancers. A few lookers actually. Being a bar, you get a nice assortment of dancers. Nothing crazy happening in the…

Show & Tel

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

I went there around 9 pm...

I went there around 9 pm to see what thingswere like. Parking was pretty open at that point and I was able to get right in. Cover was like 10-15 dollars. There…

Chacha's

Chicago, Illinois

This place doesnt start till 10:30...

This place doesnt start till 10:30 when the dancers come in all at once. Dances are $10 which is a good value. They have 6 or 7 waitresses who look like dancers themselves and some…

Crazy Horse Rock Hill

Rock Hill, South Carolina

been here 3 times trying to...

been here 3 times trying to give this place the benefit of the doubt but not worth it. 10 bucks to get in, vip is 20 bucks (40 for nude). girls are plain…

Temptations Gentlemen's Club

Winterhaven, California

After a good night at the...

After a good night at the local casino I decided to stop by this place to share sum of my winnings. The guy at the front door shook my hand gave me the price of…

Tropical Lei

Upland, California

First time back in about a...

First time back in about a year. After reading many reviews, had a better idea of what to expect. $15 cover and $6 soft drinks. Heavy push for drinks for the girls,…

Ecstasy Theatre

Santa Ana, California

Went here on MLK night. The...

Went here on MLK night. The place was pretty quiet with 4 customers and 8 girls working. I got bed dances from Paige and Kylie. Paige is a tall, brunette with bolt ons. Lots of…

Imperial Showgirls

Anaheim, California

There is a sign about no...

There is a sign about no cell phones and they really don't want you to bring one in. After leaving mine in the car, I asked why and heard some practiced nonsense about girls getting…

Pink Diamonds

North Hollywood, California

Mondays are the best days at...

Mondays are the best days at this club to try out new talent.Dances are 10 bucks and the theme rooms are just 30 bucks instead of the usual 60 bucks all day and night. Pick…

TJ's Showgirls

Stanton, California

Went here on a Saturday afternoon....

Went here on a Saturday afternoon. I was the only guy in there, which immediately gets me concerned. I head to the bathroom and upon exit I am confronted by two girls waiting for me.…

Sapphire Gentlemen's Club

Las Vegas, Nevada

The club is good but too...

The club is good but too costly. Had gone here in the last week of December, around midnight. The entry cost is $30 and a coke here costs $10 which is ridiculous i feel. The dancers are good…

Club 205

Portland, Oregon

This place gets a mixed review...

This place gets a mixed review from me. As far as dancer quality goes, I've always found the girls here to be highly attractive...well above average in comparison to many of the other clubs around…

Pantheon Club

Dearborn, Michigan

I stopped by the club...

I stopped by the club 01/17/2010 just a little after midnight. Upon arriving the staff seemed very friendly ie. the coat check girl, the bouncers, and waitresses. The waitress was not cute at all…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Another great day at the Playhouse....

Another great day at the Playhouse. They have painted the outside of the building. Haven't been there since the bust, but I can tell that things are getting back to normal. Lots…

The Gentleman's Club

Wellford, South Carolina

had some time so wanted to...

had some time so wanted to see what was new here. afternoon visit. there were 4 dancers performing for about the same number of patrons. The girls all appeared to be in the 18-25 range.…

Centerfold's Cabaret

Phoenix, Arizona

Visited on a Wednesday night and...

Visited on a Wednesday night and chose Centerfolds because I wanted to be able to have my gimlet and full nudity. Unfortunately, the nude side is now closed on weekdays! However, the topless side was…

Erotic City

Detroit, Michigan

I went to Erotic City 1/10/2010....

I went to Erotic City 1/10/2010. Porn star Mya G. was there. I was a little disappointed. I didn't realize Mya G. breast where so small in person. Secondly, I found the club to be…

Stiletto Gentlemen’s Club

Jacksonville, North Carolina

I went there on a Wednesday...

I went there on a Wednesday night and it wasn't too crowded. Its free to get in before 9 and $7 after nine. When I got in there were two stages with two…

Danny's Cabaret

Jackson, Mississippi

Have not been to Danny's in...

Have not been to Danny's in quite a while since it had seemed to go downhill. I was in town and decided to stop in on the way to Babe's just to see if…

Uptown Cabaret

Charlotte, North Carolina

Every year or so, I stop...

Every year or so, I stop in and give this club another try. Personally, I think it is overrated. Yes, it is somewhat more upscale than most clubs in Charlotte, and the food looks edible,…

Safari Show Club

Portland, Oregon

This club is under new ownership,...

This club is under new ownership, used to be a Star's Club. It's still a great club with lots of under 21 fresh tail. Friend and I sat by the DJ booth with…

Club Risque Philadelphia

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Went here with my girlfriend after...

Went here with my girlfriend after visiting Oasis and Show n Tel. It was our first time going to strip clubs. The girls here were the most attractive and there wern't any dollar vultures or…

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Was in Las Vegas for a...

Was in Las Vegas for a week through New Year's and decided to go give the Rhino a try. We got picked up by the complimentary limo service and got in for free as…

Millstream Inn

Baltimore, Maryland

I stopped in for amateur night,...

I stopped in for amateur night, and it was not very good. There were some very large amateurs, who should not have been naked. Some of the dancers were pushy. No cover, which was great.…

Bouzouki Gentlemen's Club Greektown

Detroit, Michigan

This is the lamest club in...

This is the lamest club in the solar system. When a downtown Detroit event is drawing crowds, we expect the clubs to have some action to attract customers. The Detroit Auto Show…

Club 390

Chicago Heights, Illinois

During the day Club 390 does...

During the day Club 390 does not have a cover charge at all. No reason not to at least go and try the place out during the day. The club is very clean…

Diamond Cabaret

Denver, Colorado

Was in on an early...

Was in on an early evening mid week. Only one stage open was a negative (out of four) and a while later another opened up. Very small crows, maybe 3-4 guys so it didn't…

Blue Cat Club

Houston, Texas

Went there on a Friday night...

Went there on a Friday night and saw 5 Korean girls working, all looked to be in early to mid thirties, except the lady bar tender who looked to be in late 40s or early…

Taboo Gentlemen's Club

Anaheim, California

This place is great. The lap...

This place is great. The lap dances are not nude but still pretty hot. When I arrived I noticed that the place was a little dark but I also noticed the stage was well lit.…

Rick's Cabaret

Minneapolis, Minnesota

I stopped at ricks after the...

I stopped at ricks after the game on Sunday the place was pretty packed with costumers and girls the place was well decorated for the game as well as most of the girls. The…

Diamond's Cabaret

West Palm Beach, Florida

This club is a great place...

This club is a great place to party. The girls are down, the staff is nice as can be and the drinks are cheap. I feel that the $25 dances are priced too…

Kahoots Gentlemen's Club

Upper Arlington, Ohio

First time visit.Girls were very friendly...

First time visit.Girls were very friendly and they were very attentative to my female guest.The waitresses kept the drinks coming and most of the girls were attractive.The layout was good and the chairs comfortable.The dances…

Bazooka's Showgirls

Kansas City, Missouri

The skill of the dancers at...

The skill of the dancers at Bazooka's varied, one girl in particular actually was unpleasant to look at and another actually hurt more than felt good while giving me a lapdance. However, most of the…

Lusty Lady

San Francisco, California

Just an update to my last...

Just an update to my last review below based on several recent visits to the LL over several days. This place just keeps getting better and better in my opinion. Not the building, or the booths,…

Cheetahs

San Diego, California

When I was in college I...

When I was in college I would frequent this club because it was so economical with a bevy of beautiful talent. But since they have raise the price of pretty much everything. The…

Expose

Austin, Texas

I went in on a Sunday...

I went in on a Sunday evening with my husband and we were really disappointed with the dancers in general. The girls were not very attractive and overweight and the music was awful and ghetto…

2001 Odyssey

Tampa, Florida

This is a nice strip club....

This is a nice strip club. You will find all ethnicities, all ages, and a few levels of talent here. It was the first club I ever had a lap dance at. And…

Night Moves

Bloomington, Indiana

The club facility itself is very...

The club facility itself is very high end. The outside of the building is well lit and one would feel safe self driving and parking in their lot. Drinks are very expensive in the regular…

Camelot

Washington, D.C., District of Columbia

The dancers at Camelot are beautiful...

The dancers at Camelot are beautiful and have smoking hot bodies...but there are no lap dances and the attitudes of the women I find offset their physical beauty. I would much rather have a 7-8…

Heartbreakers

Columbia, South Carolina

I visited on a recent Sunday...

I visited on a recent Sunday evening; there were twenty or so dancers there and a good number of customers. Seating was available the whole evening. Dancers commented that it was slow even for a…

Rouge Gentlemens Club

North Hills, California

This place used to be off...

This place used to be off the chains. Now it has good nights and bad ones. THe girls are usually above average with a fair amount of variety. I like that you don't get hassled…

Roaring 20s

San Francisco, California

Came here on a Sunday afternoon....

Came here on a Sunday afternoon. Cover was $10.00 and was supposed to include a bottomless non-alcoholic beverage, but each time I asked for a coke, I was charged $4.00. The club's layout…

Platinum Plus

West Columbia, South Carolina

On a recent Monday I arrived...

On a recent Monday I arrived as early as I ever have to this club. I walked in at about 11:25 am (the club opens at 11:00). Stage dancing did not start until 11:40 or…

What Women Want

It's a known fact that women like to talk -- a lot. In fact, research even points to how a woman uses 20,000 words a day compared to a man's 7,000. Although you might think such info means women want to wrestle you into hour-long conversations, the truth is they just want you to <i>listen</i> to them talk. See, it's much more important to her that you hear her out instead of warble back uninterested remarks.<br /> <p> So, instead of whining about how you don't feel like chatting about your day, all you have to do is open your ears and hand her the invisible mic. </p> <p> When you and your woman are at a club and some random guy hits on her,…

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Hustler Club in Lincoln Park

I just heard that the Hustler club has a amature nite on Wednesday nites...... has anyone attended this club yet and has anyone seen the amature contest? Let me know if you have.........interested in this one.

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ATF

OK...maybe I'm a moron but for the life of me I can't figure out what the hell ATF stands for. I know what it is and what they do....but no idea what the term means. So take pity on the village idiot…

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An Irvine cop ejaculates on a (stripper) motorist but escapes criminal liability

Some excerpts from the article below: "No one disputes that an on-duty Irvine police officer got an erection and ejaculated on a motorist during an early-morning traffic stop in Laguna Beach. The female driver reported it, DNA testing confirmed it and…

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Prostitution Trial of 'Hot Lap Dance Club' Strippers on Hold Because of Language

MANHATTAN CRIMINAL COURT — The prostitution trial of two strippers who worked at Hot Lap Dance Club in Midtown has been put on hold because of a single misstated word in papers filed minutes before the trial began Tuesday afternoon. Instead…

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Goat Breaks Into California Strip Club

A 150-pound goat broke into a Coachella, Calif., gentlemen's club over the weekend, KESQ.com reported. "If I didn't see it myself on surveillance tape I wouldn't have believed it either," said Hank Piecura, an employee of Lynx Gentlemen's Club. Piecura said there…

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Miami clubs

I am planning to be in Miami for the Super Bowl. What clubs would you recommend? Which ones would you not recommend?

Spearmint Rhino

West Palm Beach, Florida

Very nice club, staff is attentive....

Very nice club, staff is attentive. Most girls are attractive and couple are very attractive. They have hourly 2 for $45 dance specials. I went at 11 pm on Saturday and stayed…

Vixens

Key West, Florida

In good ole's KW again and...

In good ole's KW again and made my decision b/t here and the other place on Duval mostly b/c of free and easy parking. I may have made a mistake, but not being at…

Flamingo Showgirls

Anaheim, California

Being a Thursday night, I decided...

Being a Thursday night, I decided on going to either Deja Vu for the cheap VIP in COI or here. Having never been to neither, I decided to just to stay closer to home and…

Spearmint Rhino

West Palm Beach, Florida

This club is hilarious in the...

This club is hilarious in the sense that depending on whether you go in the day or the night, the difference is literally night and day. In the daytime, dances are dirt cheap at…

Savannah's On Hanna

Harrisburg, Pennsylvania

This is a pretty nice place...

This is a pretty nice place that hasn't been open too long. The dancers were nice and it wasn't too long before one sat down for a nice chat. They have a new…

Gossip

Melville, New York

Went in on a Monday night...

Went in on a Monday night around 9:30pm. The place was dead. No cover which was good but no dj, no one on stage and literally one girl at the bar with another dude trying…

Vixens Ybor Strip

Tampa, Florida

I was in Tampa traveling and...

I was in Tampa traveling and stopped by here based on reviews from TUSCL. It was a Tuesday afternoon about 2-4 pm. About 10 dancers in there, very few customers. For a while…

Venom

Tucson, Arizona

Spent a satisfying afternoon in the...

Spent a satisfying afternoon in the company of a couple of hot Latinas that, individually, furnished the full treatment in the VIP. One was from Mexico the other from some South American country. They were…

Diamond Cabaret

Plattsburgh, New York

Management troubles seem to plague this...

Management troubles seem to plague this place, if some other websites' comment boards are to be believed, but the up side is that Candace is back after a long break, presumably begged back to keep…

Brad's Brass Flamingo

Indianapolis, Indiana

There is no question that this...

There is no question that this is a good club, but to put this in the top ten is questionable. I have been here 5-6 times, and came here a couple times during afternoon last…

Industrial Strip

Hammond, Indiana

Was here a couple weeks ago...

Was here a couple weeks ago and had an awesome time here with the guys. The dancer quality is pretty good here. There are always a few duds, but there were plenty of 6-8's to…

Playmates

Cocoa, Florida

I have stopped buy here a...

I have stopped buy here a couple of times,it is very hit or miss. This visit was a big MISS they should deffenitly try to get a new lineup for the days. Its the same…

Trumpps

Detroit, Michigan

I have been a regular at...

I have been a regular at Trumps. I have found that there is lots of variation between dancers and what they are willing to do for or with you. Some dancers are very generous and…

Super Fuego

Bladensburg, Maryland

Stopped in on a Wednesday nite\International...

Stopped in on a Wednesday nite\International night they called it. Not much to write home about - but then agian it was the middle of the week and the night appeared to cater to the…

Flamingo Club

Lawrence, Kansas

This is a review of a...

This is a review of a recent evening that I spent at "the Bird." Arrived a little before 7 and was able to walk in with no cover. Probably 4 dancers working at…

Rick's Cabaret Indianapolis

Indianapolis, Indiana

After seeing the great reviews for...

After seeing the great reviews for Brad's Brass Flamingo, I was concerned when I got to the place and realized it was under new management and was now called the Gold Club of Indy.…

Treasures Houston

Houston, Texas

Tha place was really crowded around...

Tha place was really crowded around lunch time, and I could not even find a table to sit down. Lots of dancers, though and two hustlers came up to me right away and talked…

All Fours

Albuquerque, New Mexico

Stopped by All Fours and expected...

Stopped by All Fours and expected to have a much better time. The last time my buddies and I wen there, we had a great time because Crystal was working and her busty beautiful self…

Ballpark Tavern

Bristol, Pennsylvania

Since a couple other clubs in...

Since a couple other clubs in the area have folded or scaled back their extra-curriculars there's been a modest transfer of brasilian talent into this last remaining outposts of sin. Had to endure three or…

Jenny Lounge

Houston, Texas

Had not stopped in for awhile...

Had not stopped in for awhile n wanted to see what changed. Not Much. 1 other customer. Most girls semi-sleeping. Best girl here is YooJin (pronounced like Eugene)Very sweet, very cute, very…

Fairways Inn

Smyrna, Delaware

Been coming here for 30years. Place...

Been coming here for 30years. Place still looks like a dump but girls are usually OK (on back door "No Colors Allowed" from biker days) Milage varies wildly depening on girl: some real bitchy PITA,…

Fantasy

West Babylon, New York

Went twice and had a...

Went twice and had a good lap dance first time. Petite girl nice tits fully nude. Second time had more money so got CBJ great. Nice girl natural tits large and firm all in…

Solid Gold

Pompano Beach, Florida

I was at this place last...

I was at this place last Friday and the place was really busy. I thought the place was a decent size and the drink prices were average for a strip club. I spent time with…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

Went back to follies AGAIN...just can't...

Went back to follies AGAIN...just can't stay away. The big goon who Was mgr is gone. was told he was caught stealing but that is hear say. Saw the regulars...Anika, Chance etc...has a great…

Larry Flynt's Hustler Club

New York, New York

OK I got hustled last night...

OK I got hustled last night in a BIG way. Ended up dropping over $1k for a girl on girl show that NEVER materialized. Granted I was wasted but in the end I am kicking…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

Large, flashy, open well maintained club....

Large, flashy, open well maintained club. When you walk in, you get pounced on by a waitress who gives you a table then claims you for the evening. I did not like this…

Dream Girls

Lake Station, Indiana

Went Saturday Jan 9 to check...

Went Saturday Jan 9 to check it out. Got there around 10 pm. As previous reviews have stated, its a younger crowd, very loud probably just learning about strip clubs. The good news- the girls…

Papermoon Scott’s Addition

Richmond, Virginia

I stopped in the club on...

I stopped in the club on a Monday evening and was greeted by the doorman, then payed my door fee and of course tipped the lovely lady at the desk. Upon entering, it was…

Mons Venus

Tampa, Florida

This is a fun club, especially...

This is a fun club, especially on the weekends. I hadn't been here for a couple years, but the quality hasn't diminished at all. The overall value is very fair, although the last several clubs…

2001 Odyssey

Tampa, Florida

I came to 2001 Odyssey on...

I came to 2001 Odyssey on my last business trip to Tampa. I have visited this club several times over the years, and I used to enjoy this place quite a bit. This club was…

Tini Bikinis

Grand Rapids, Michigan

I usually stop in this place...

I usually stop in this place at least once a month when I am in Grand Rapids on business. Wednesday night is 2 for 1 dances at $20. The drink prices are $2 for beer…

Whispers

Basehor, Kansas

I stopped by Whispers for the...

I stopped by Whispers for the first time recently and was not very impressed. It's a pretty clean place...easy to get to...and the drinks aren't too bad. But the girls, the contact, the…

Bonita Flats Saloon

Olathe, Kansas

I stopped by Bonita Flats a...

I stopped by Bonita Flats a couple Saturdays ago. I was pretty impressed with the talent, but really had a hard time getting comfortable. I mean, if you're going there, you've probably already…

Club Vogue

Columbia, Missouri

I love Club Vogue...very nice place....

I love Club Vogue...very nice place. The reason for this is first...NUDE...all NUDE...one main large stage in middle...another in back i haven't seen used before. Second...tipping on stage gets you some good mileage...Third...private…

Legz Club

Martinsburg, West Virginia

This was one of the first...

This was one of the first clubs I went to. I've been to a lot ever since, and in the region this is the best club I've been to. Definitely planning a return trip. There…

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

visited the weekend of Jan 15-16....

visited the weekend of Jan 15-16. $50 cover for non locals still in effect, although on one night, doorman let me in free for the heck uv it. cover includes 2 free drinks…

Runway Cabaret

West Palm Beach, Florida

This place is AWFUL! The...

This place is AWFUL! The dancers are disgusting. The only one's who didn't make me want to vomit were these 2 black girls and they had really bad booty-jobs, which gross me out.…

Chez Joey

Myrtle Beach, South Carolina

Made my first visit to the...

Made my first visit to the Diamond Club on a Tuesday night. I was very impressed by the service, the decor and the dancers. I was greeted at the door and told that…

Christie's Cabaret Canton

Canton, Ohio

Went with my wife, her idea....

Went with my wife, her idea. The goal was for her to get her first lap dance. The club was well laid out with plenty of places to sit, enough were secluded, although,…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

I had Monday off and decided...

I had Monday off and decided to give PH a go. I saw club half way filled with most of my hot favorites working. I enjoyed a couple of stool dances from Erica and Kianna.…

Chicas Locas

Houston, Texas

Dropped by Michael's on an early...

Dropped by Michael's on an early afternoon for buffet and eye candy. Food was not bad - got the fish. Had brushed off a couple of dancers, but when Bella came…

PaperMoon Springfield

Springfield, Virginia

I was in the area on...

I was in the area on a Friday afternoon so I stopped in for a few hours. There were about 15 girls on shift. 3 of these could have made good money in…

Tootsie's Cabaret

Miami, Florida

What can I say about this...

What can I say about this club that the others reviews haven't nothing really just when I went there was a UFC fight and it was great to watch the fight and the wonderful girls.…

Moments Gentlemen's Club

Pasadena, Texas

Stopped by this place on a...

Stopped by this place on a Thursday evening around 5. It is a fairly dark club with a single pole and stage in the middle. This place has a good mix of girls.…

Déjà Vu Tacoma

Lakewood, Washington

So I was visiting Seattle for...

So I was visiting Seattle for a training course. Popped into Deja Vu with a couple classmates. Charged 15 bucks at the door and given a stamp for reentry. The club was spacious and not…

Late Night Pub

Tallmadge, Ohio

I was here kinda early in...

I was here kinda early in the evening and there were only a couple girls at first. One was pretty decent, young with tight body. Got a dance at the bar and there was hardly…

Club Fantasies

Providence, Rhode Island

Was in providence on a Friday...

Was in providence on a Friday mornig & decided to try fantasies before cover started at 2 so arrived at 12:00 .. Morning was slow with no cover in either rooms downstairs or upstairs.Girls were…

PT's Showclub Louisville

Louisville, Kentucky

Went there mid week, around 6:50...

Went there mid week, around 6:50 for the 1st time. 1st comment - their web site says the happy hour specials are till 7:00, but when i arrived, I was told that…

Synn Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

I went to synn last week...

I went to synn last week sometime, and sat down for about two minutes before i was approached by a cute girl named prescious,when. I was pressured to by a drink We did a couple of…

Trim Gentlemen's Club

Davenport, Iowa

Monday is 2 for 1 dance...

Monday is 2 for 1 dance night at Daisy Dooks, otherwise a Monday night visit to an Iowa strip club would not be advisable. I was here about a year ago and the club…

Synn Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

Hadn't been in here in the...

Hadn't been in here in the afternoon in along time! Months maybe a year the last time I was there at lunch I think itwas a Friday and I got a great dance from Chica.…

Club Exotica

Houston, Texas

The club has changed names to...

The club has changed names to Royal Palace Carbaret and I think it probably changed ownership because there is another club by that name on the east side of town. I paid a $15.00 cover…

Sammy's on the Island

Fort Walton Beach, Florida

My friends wanted to go to...

My friends wanted to go to Sammy's and I was going along. The outside of the club looked ok and the inside was pretty good. The cover was $6. After you walk in, the cashier…

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OTC and reading the situation

Hey all, never taken a girl OTC but have been offered it once or twice before. My question is, if you spend alot of time with a girl who seems willing to give extras, and you get to know…

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strip club in clarksville, tn?

y can't i find any there? does anyone know?

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Have you ever wondered ...?

Now as tax season is upon us (my worst time of the year) have you ever wondereed what the 1040 of the typical dancer looks like? I can imagine that the majority of them claim almost nothing for income…

Girlfriend Versus ATF

<font size="2"> <p>OTC Gal asked why I date strippers as opposed to women who aren't strippers, some reasons why, using an ATF seen OTC as opposed to just a stripper in a club.</p> <p><u><b>ATF</b></u></p> <p>You know that you'll get the sex.</p> <p>The sex is guilt free.</p> <p>Most likely, you'll never meet her relatives.</p> <p>She's at your beck and call.</p> <p>Most likely, won't want you to dress a certain way.</p> <p>Doesn't see your place, unless you're stupid (like I was ).</p> <p>Will travel with you and enjoy it.</p> <p>Might discuss you with her stripper friends, but you'll never hear about it.</p> <p>Doesn't care what you eat, unless you fart on your dates with her.</p> <p>Is fine with you just as you are.</p> <p>You can budget what you'll spend on her.<br /> &nbsp;</p> <p><u><b>Girlfriend</b></u></p> <p>Sex can be iffy.</p> <p>Sex…

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Dancers who likemporn

Do any of your favs admit to lliking porn? Some of mine do. You can separate the stripper shit from the reality of it by the way they describe it. It's fu to see if their porn tastes match…

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Foreplay...

Well sort of. Does anybody watch porn before going to clubs? I do once in a whiLe. Lot's of people say porn is killing strip clubs. Not for me. It just makes me want the real thing more...see that…

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Ever pegged as the high roller regular?

There's a club I really enjoy visiting. In the past, I've spent a lot of money in this club. More than I should have, really. I got the attention of the dancers, the bouncers, the management... (Oddly…

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The Dangers of not Negotiating Before You go to VIP - Is Valentine a ROB or did

Jim is a VIP member at a club that is very extras friendly. There are always a lot of hot girls on shift. He called and told me this story. Friday nite about 6PM he came into to the…

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Is Vegas trying to lose the sin?

For those of you that have facebook check out: http://www.facebook.com/people/Ed-Vegas/100000617118576#/profile.php?v=wall&id=100000617118576 Here's some of what she has posted: The Las Vegas MPD Vice Department has recently started going to legitimate gentlemen's clubs all over town to charge exotic dancers with a criminal offense for…

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De ja vu lowering dance prices Centerfolds SF

Saw a pinkie rant about Deja Vu experimenting with dance prices in San Francisco's Centerfolds. Apparently it is going DOWN. And other Deja Vu clubs may go the same way if it works out.

Tootsie's Cabaret

Miami, Florida

Hey peoples! SO I went out...

Hey peoples! SO I went out there to watch some football on sunday afternoon and the place is still rocking and rolling! There was a lot of hotties all over. It is quite big and there…

Pleasure Island Club

Orange Lake, New York

okay looking girls. Awesome lap...

okay looking girls. Awesome lap dance, would come back here without a doubt! Okay drink price, bartender had nice tits. There is a lap dance area and a seperate VIP area. Easy…

Candyland

Atlanta, Georgia

When I went there there were...

When I went there there were only a couple of customers and no women dancing - all the dancers were in the back rooms. One pretty attractive dancer came and talked to me. It was…

Fantasia

Huntsville, Alabama

So my friend and I went...

So my friend and I went on a Friday night about 630-7 pm and stayed till bout 12 am there were a bunch of dancers and they did 3 song sets on stage the…

What is an ultimate strip club?

<p>The following is my suggested criteria for what qualifies as the &quot;ultimate strip club.&quot; The criteria are meant to be restrictive, defining the very best available, so relatively few clubs will qualify. Suggestions for clubs that others have been to that meet these criteria are encouraged.</p> <p>1. The girls. Strip clubs are all about naked women, so obviously the quality and nature of the girls at a club is a key consideration to a club&rsquo;s qualification as ultimate. Four qualities are important.</p> <p>a. Looks. Most of the girls in an ultimate club should qualify as reasonably attractive under commonly accepted criteria, at least a 6 or a 7 on a 1-10 scale, with some 8s and 9s thrown in. Put differently, when…

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Akron woman robbed in strip club parking lot

Police arrested a 41-year-old Akron man who allegedly robbed a woman early this morning in the parking lot of a local strip club. Police located Kenneth Johnson of Inman Street in the 1000 block of Nadia Court after receiving a call…

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My ATF Turned On Me!!!

I'm stunned, angered and scared at what happened tonight. So I go to my favorite strip club after the Vikings game. I go see the waitress, who's my all-time favorite even though she's no longer allowed to work there because…

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Please send $10 to Haiti.

OK, it's only half a lapdance. But if everyone who visited this site in a month sent $10 via a very easy text message, we could raise about $4,000,000 (yes, four million dollars) 4 mil will go a LOOOOOOOOOONG way…

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Fly the drunken, horny, grabby skies!

Five airlines that cater to your every vice. All virtues must be turned off and stowed for takeoff. Smoking: Ryanair: This Irish airline lets you get your nic fix without having to tamper with the bathroom smoke alarms. For 10…

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A Big Thank You To You All

Last night a friend and I went to Scores in Baltimore. Based on what I've seen here, I decided I'd give the whole routine of being a strip club virgin a try and see where it got me. My friend and I…

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saturday night dead ?

Went to a SC for the first time ever on a Saturday. You would've thought it was a slow weeknight. About the same number of dancers and customers as a Tuesday, and not even the usual variety to choose from…

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Fav Club

I figure let's start a thread that will be beneficial to all our fellow brother. What's your favorite club where you know you will have a great time going there and you def will be back for the next 10…

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Club paddles stripper suit

Who knew nudie bars had such high standards? A Manhattan strip club claims two ex-dancers lack "sufficient moral character" to lead a $5 million-plus class-action lawsuit against it. Rick's Cabaret, on East 33rd Street, yesterday argued that alleged "misrepresentations and inconsistencies" by…

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The Perfect OTC Date

<font size="2"> <p>This is to those who haven't done an OTC date, or to those who have considered it, but haven't yet pulled the trigger. Due to the economic times, OTC has become easier. However, OTC should be for those who really enjoy spending time together, as it's a matter of trust, both for you, and for her. So, setting the perfect date should involve research and planning.</p> <p><u><b>Research:</b></u></p> <p>The Club. Read up on the club at TUSCL. Are there ROB's there? Is the place just a brothel in disguise? Is the club in a decent neighborhood? You will want to pick a club not in a ghetto area, and in close proximity to a decent hotel. Check out the hotel and find…

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Regulars vs guys night out

As you freaks know I don't go to strip clubs. I don't see the draw. My wife will do a 3 song set for me anytime. Plus I can bang her on my portable stage and pole. Anyway, I spent…

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ZBone?

So is the ZBone site dead or what? Many of the reviews are 5-10 years old or more, and nothing new seems to have been posted for several months. However many clubs still advertise ZBone VIP passes accepted. ??? This…

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Do you remember your first time?

And by that, I mean your first strip club visit? Mine was in 1989 @ The Clown's Den just outside Cheyenne, Wyoming. I was an 18 year old Airman at the time, and I'd been waiting to visit a strip…

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The crucifixion of Army Ranger Michael Behenna

Last March, Army Ranger 1st Lieutenant Michael Behenna was socked with a 25 year prison sentence later reduced to 20 years for having allegedly murdered a known Al Qaeda operative Ali Mansur, who was operating an Al Qaeda cell inside…

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Babes in Paradise Mystery

While not SC related, some form of sex trade may be involved. I'd like to hear theories about what was actually going on in this situation. Went to Maui over the holidays. Usually stay in relatively modest accommodations, because…

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Build a list of the many strip club pitfalls customers fall for:

This was a response from one of the recent ATF topics. I think maybe we need to compile a list of the many pitfalls customers fall for: 1. Monogamous strippers (or pseudo-GF's), her and only her 2. Savior, feeling you are financially…

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7-minute animation/recreation of the crash of flight 109 with pilot/tower audio

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch_popup?v=tE_5eiYn0D0#t=109">http://www.youtube.com/watch_popup?v=tE_5eiYn0D0#t=109</a><br /> <br />

Babes in Paradise Mystery

While not SC related, some form of sex trade may be involved. I'd like to hear theories about what was actually going on in this situation. <br /> <br /> Went to Maui over the holidays. Usually stay in relatively modest accommodations, because I enjoy sightseeing and not &quot;resort&quot; vacations. However, went to Wailea one day to see some beautiful beaches and fancy resorts. In Hawaii beaches are not privately owned and even in exclusive resort areas the owners must provide some parking and beach access for regular folks and locals to use. After walking along the shore trail for awhile, moved off the beach a bit and sat on a grassy hillside in the shade overlooking the beach. After some time…

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Back to my ATF

I had decided I needed to avoid my favorite dancer. No one else has got into my head like this girl. I started going on her days off just so I wouldn't be tempted by her. I…

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On national tour, stripper-mobile reports from Texas

Gas station clerks want to quit their jobs and ride with him, but Larry Beard just wants to get the Las Vegas strippermobile to New Orleans in time for Saturday's NFL playoff game. "I've found this thing only goes 55, 60…

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Ever get sick from a SC visit?

Not STD, I mean just run-of-the-mill sick. I think I did. Last SC visit was the Wednesday after Christmas. Visited the club and receieved a really high mileage Champagne room from a smoking hot 19 year old. DFK the whole…

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How do you get free from a fave?

After you've found a favorite in a club and worked it so that you routinely are getting some high mileage, how do you wrestle yourself free to sample the other wares? It turns out when I vist the club,…

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What Does Happen

McALLEN, TX -- Federal agents arrested a south Texas bar owner and one of his bartenders after a house raid revealed several Honduran girls allegedly forced into prostitution. Immigration officials say Beleal Garcia Gonzalez and Elizabeth Mendez Vasquez are both…

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Playoffs? Playoffs!?

Wife has a social event Sat night, giving me a window to visit the club. But that conflicts with the Ravens-Colts game. What would you do?

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Happy belated birthday, shadowcat

Cheers, shadowcat, I hope your trip to PP is tolerably less eventful than last time. One of these months, I'll have to stop in and meet a few of you guys. You share good viewpoints here, and I enjoy your

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Doctor charged after urging patient to go into prostitution

GRAND ISLAND, Neb. (NBC) -- A Nebraska doctor is facing criminal charges after allegedly trying to convince one of his patients to go into prostitution. Grand Island gynecologist Dr. Navid Yazdi has been practicing medicine in Nebraska for years. The former patient…

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Girls who give full service

Do you think they're selective? There's a dancer @ my favorite club who's propositioned me and I haven't taken her up on it. Not that she's unattractive but my attention is focused elsewhere when she's there. If she'll proposition me, she'll…

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LFL: Lingerie Football League

Nice to watch. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gZcSEE7TuGU&feature=related

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Crazy bar fights

I was at one of favorite clubs in Detroit recently, Players on Eight Mile on a Friday night when a bachelors party came in. Later in the evening, someone must have had a hair up his ass, and threw a…

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Filly Corral, Smithton, PA

This is a great place to visit. Nice atmosphere and very nice girls for the most part.

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hints or just stories

A couple of caveats: 1) This is Atlanta we're talking about, where it's pretty damn hard to get any extras. 2) I am, admittedly, fairly easy to talk to. I have had a fave, on more than one occasion, know that I…

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Couples in clubs

Around here, it's not uncommon to see couples in strip clubs. At least one that I've noticed at least *appeared* to be married, i.e. wearing matching rings, but even the others were acting "couplish" for the most part. My question…

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Bethlehem woman finds eerie note, nude photos on her car

January 14, 2010, 12:22PM A 25-year-old Bethlehem woman found a note offering to pay her for sex and a pair of lewd photos attached to her car Wednesday morning. The woman, whose name is being withheld for her safety, told police that…

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Police arrest two on prostitution charges

MYRTLE BEACH, SC (WMBF) - Myrtle Beach Police arrested two women this week on prostitution charges, noting one of the suspects wanted drugs as payment. Rhonda Neece, 43, was arrested early Thursday morning after she approached an undercover officer as she…

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Rick's Cabaret International, Inc. Plans Reopening of Two Texas Adult Nightclubs

HOUSTON--(BUSINESS WIRE)--Rick's Cabaret International, Inc. (NASDAQ:RICK) plans a gala reopening party January 21st for its XTC Cabaret South Houston club (at 802 Houston Boulevard, Highway 3), which had been closed for renovation for the past several months. “Relaunching these two locations…

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Afternoon shift

What time during the afternoon shift do you get the most mileage? Early in the shift do the strippers have to "warm-up" to giving hot dances? I have seen some posts that said just before the evening shift…

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Married guys who secretly visit clubs

I'm one of those married guys who visits clubs, but my wife has no clue. Some odd things have happened to me recently: 1. Before Christmas, my wife came home from work and told me she got into a…

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(Off Topic) Anyone Here Use The LPS System

Yes, the purists will complain this is a strip club site, blah blah, but I seriously need some help. I need some feedback from anyone with a company that uses the Loss Prevention (safety) System. About 18 months ago, my company…

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The Cruising Sluts Of Dallas

Wanted to post this as a topic for some time. A long time ago when I was in Dallas for a job fair, I decided to check out the scene there. After falling in love with a stripper in the…