The alleged mistress of Sandra Bullock's husband Jesse James is a stripper

One word.....

Blech.

No.

I'm surprised he wasn't sifting through the talent at Cheetah's. (viewed photo) Then again, Avery has waaaaaay too many tats to strip at Cheetah's.

Does Dick know Avery was raised Amish???

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I'd fuck the ink off her.

Do her? Abso-fucking-lutely.

I think she's cute...minus the forehead tattoo, and she was apparently raised Amish! I never understood what Bullock was doing with that loser JJ anyways.

"She grew up Amish. She left the church when she was 15 and moved to California and got tattooed."

Sounds like the Amish upbringing fucked her up in the head. You'd have to have a few screws loose to tattoo your entire body like that, especially on your forehead.

The ex-porn star that married that tool was Janine Lindemulder. Damn she was fine....I had a huge crush on her for years. She has quite a long tongue, which drove her girl co-stars crazy!

I think she "retired" a few years ago (2007?) after making a last flick w/ Jenna Jameson. She also was pretty big into tattoo's. You can gauge her career time-wise by how many tats you see on her.

and another loser picks the wrong chick to fuck. why ain't I amazed, given JJ's seeming desire to be-and-or-stay "famous"?

It says she works as a tattoo artist so I wonder if a lot of her co-worker strippers are also her customers in her tattoo business. She has so many tattoos on her that working at the SC is like free advertising.

I think tabloids should require random drug testing before accepting stories from people..it would add some credibility to their stories...

She shouldn't be surprised when dating a bad boy - he acts badly.

An Amish Stripper...you got to be kidding me...I guess truth really is stranger than fiction (or at least a Dick Johnson post)

Steve, you know the Amish all come together for a barn raising, right? I think Avery is proof there are Amish strip barns!!!!

Seeing stories here and there that not only is she a stripper, but a nazi too. As in a "white power" nazi.

"I think tabloids should require random drug testing before accepting stories from people..it would add some credibility to their stories..."

hell, I remember the old "Weekly World News" with much fondness. the stories were insane, but you knew it and nobody with the publication pretended they had any relevance, so it was a great laugh!

What in the world did Sandra Bullock see in JJ? He's permanently stuck in the 7th grade.

She has tattoos on her forehead. I cannot imagine how painful that was to get.

The Michelle Bombshell Nudes (Yikes!)

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Those stars covering up the tits in those nude pics remind me of some of the pasties at the local SCs

Ha ha ha - the superficial - I love that site. Gossip for men! I especially like the snarky remarks.

I remember hearing Janine Lindemulder say that she started with her arm sleeve tattoo in order to ensure that she wouldn't do porn anymore (because I guess she thought that she would be ruining her image by getting so many tattoos). So much for that strategy.

Supposedly this new mistress of JJ's is a Nazi enthusiast as well. Sounds like he picked a real winner there...at least she has nice tits. It's funny how she didn't tattoo her tits, but she tattooed her ass though.

Turns out McGee made the honor roll all four years at Eastlake North High School in Ohio. According to her yearbook, she ran track, played soccer and was even a cheerleader.

You can't always judge a book by it's tatted up cover.

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I don't believe it...I'll need to see her in a cheerleader uniform to confirm all of this. ;)

Cheerleader pics:

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Jesse James Offered To Do Playgirl Magazine

Playgirl Magazine, which only releases magazine editions to newsstands when they receive major stars to pose in their magazine, wants Sandra Bullock’s husband Jesse James. [photos: Jesse James and Sandra Bullock together over the years]

Talking to X17Online.com, Daniel Nardicio, a Playgirl spokeman said this, “We made an offer to Jesse James to pose for our September issue. We’ll pay him $500,000 – full frontal required. He’s hot, people like him. He’s edgier than most of the guys we feature, so we’d play off of his natural sexiness. Plus, he might need the cash because Sandra is going to hire a good lawyer. He has until mid-April to decide.” [photos: Michelle "Bombshell" McGee surfaces for the first time this past weekend]

As far as Michelle “Bombshell” McGee posing for Playboy Magazine, we are told that the magazine wants nothing to do with her. You know it isn’t a good sign when even Playboy doesn’t want her to grace their covers. [photos: Michelle McGee as a bride]

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I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...

Wow, she looks kind of like a boy in those pics steve.

Ut oh, another JJ mistress:

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Michelle Bombshell has apparently already done a video on her affair with JJ:

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Apparently JJ is up to mistress #4. So much for the "hey, it was just one, at least I'm not like Tiger" defense.

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Now there is a picture of JJ making the Nazi salute with a Nazi hat on...maybe they were a match made in hell after all...

Yeah, the racism thing is why I wouldn't fuck her. She'd probably shiv me in the neck when I cum inside her.