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<p>The average strip club patron or occasional strip club visitor is unlikely to have the maximum amount of fun without doing some basic intelligence gathering.<br />
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Here are some basics for the uninformed and under experienced:</p>
<p>1) Upon entering a club, immediately scope out the stages and floor. Location of where you sit can be crucial. Avoid the aisle next to the bathroom or anywhere near the entrance.</p>
<p>2) Tip the bouncer who seats you, find out his name and use it.&nbsp; Get him to put you where you want. Usually a $20 will get a group anywhere.<br />
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2A) Same goes with the waitress. I have gathered tremendous info from the simple act of chatting up the waitress and buying her a drink. Ask some questions. Does she recommend anyone, or better yet who to avoid?<br />
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3) Observe the dancers on stage. Do they watch themselves intently in the mirror as they dance? If yes, avoid them.&nbsp; <br />
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4) Does she have on a teeny tiny thong or dorito with strings? Usually a good sign that things may be accessible upstairs<br />
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5) Is she wearing full size bottoms? Not a good sign ... is she hiding a scar? Does she have a baby belly pooch indicating that she has had a kid?<br />
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6) Once the top comes off , is there a natural sag or are those bolt ons? Know your preference. Stick to it.<br />
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7) Watch out for the girls that are just too pretty and perfect. They know they are and rarely give the best service.<br />
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8) Look for the less than perfect second tier ladies, the gals that have a few flaws and that special sluttiness that makes your dick twitch. These are your best bet.<br />
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9) Watch for the girls that are getting lots of drinks purchased for them. Let that other guy get em loosened up for you and then you swoop in to reap the benefits.<br />
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10) Watch to see which girls are constantly going upstairs. How many songs are they gone for? A good sign is 3-4. Anything more can&nbsp;mean 1 of 2 things. cock tease or she is with a regular.<br />
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11) Under the bright lights of the stage watch the ladies intently for signs of distress. Bruises, wounds, zits etc, things you do not want to be up close and personal with.<br />
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12) Avoid the shot girls. They are useless and rarely give any good info. They are just out to sell you shots and nothing else. Frggin c*nts.<br />
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13) Girls that hang out at the bar and do not make any effort to move around are to be avoided. Too many reasons why, Just avoid em.<br />
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14) Chat up the girls when they come to sit with you. Find out how long they have worked at the club. Have they worked elsewhere? Avoid newbies. Newbies are anyone with experience less than a year in total, or less than a few months at that club.<br />
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15) Ask em if their name is a stage name or their real name. In my experience the ones that tell you their &quot;real&quot; name are usually more fun. Not sure why.<br />
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16) A dancer that starts massaging your cock while sitting with you is a very good sign, but no guarantee. Don't be afraid to quietly inquire about the menu.<br />
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17) Dancers that can carry on a good conversation are infinitely more attractive and responsive than the ones that are dumber than a box of rocks', especially upstairs.<br />
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18) If you are unattracted&nbsp;to a dancer that approaches you, find a pleasant way to tell her to f - off.&nbsp; &quot;&nbsp;I am waiting for someone &quot; or &quot;I just got done having several dances&quot; &nbsp;work well.&nbsp; Remember, you may be pissing off the wingman of the hot slut that you desire so much and the wingman will make sure to tell everyone who the ahole is to avoid.<br />
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19) When you do make a selection and you have finally made it upstairs, tip the bouncer if he shows you to a room. <br />
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20) You can usually make a fairly accurate call of how things are going to go in the first dance. Know how much you have to spend and what you are after.&nbsp; Negotiation of fees up front is always better than finding out the cost when fully engorged and in the grasp.<br />
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21) Always come prepared. Do not assume that she will be. Never ever never allow anything to be unprotected. Toss the leftovers before you leave.<br />
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These basics once mastered will help you fully enjoy your strip club experience.<br />
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Happy Hunting<br />
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