Saint Patrick's Day

Nope, plenty of drinking on Thursday!

Nope. Seeing as they only sell bottled beer, I doubt they have green beer even if I did go.

Green beer is a blight on proper drinking. The Leprechauns piss in it. Have a pint 'o Guinness or a shot of Jameson and show the girls your shalaleigh!

I always go to Mexican bars on St. Patrick's Day and Irish bars on Cinco de Mayo. I get caught in a lot few fights since I adopted this policy.