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Flamingo Showgirls

Anaheim, California

My, oh, my... To quote the late...

My, oh, my... To quote the late Dave Niehaus...some of you may know to whom I refer. Yes, I spent a lot of years in Seattle, and there was a place a bit like this...a…

Super Baby

Phatthaya, Thailand

I live here in Pattaya full...

I live here in Pattaya full time. There are two clubs on Soi Diamond, Super Girls and Super Babes which have the same ownership. It is very true that both clubs cater to…

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

I will call this the early...

I will call this the early evening review, although it's a couple months back, this has become my only stop in Vegas, and unfortunately for my wallet, on my last trip it was more than…

Club Rouge

Portland, Oregon

If you like horrible service from...

If you like horrible service from angry staff, naked fatties, and ROB's, this is the place downtown! I've been waiting for this place to finish decorating or improve their dancers since they've opened, but it looks…

Spearmint Rhino

Los Angeles, California

So prior to today I was...

So prior to today I was not impressed by this club but I could see the payoff of going at a slow time during the early afternoon. For one, girls gave me plenty of attention,…

Sahara Theatre

Anaheim, California

Visited Sahara late on a Tuesday...

Visited Sahara late on a Tuesday night. In a decent part of Anaheim -- seemed pretty safe. The club is small. A stage with seats around it and some tables. A…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Stopped in at the HL on...

Stopped in at the HL on a Friday afternoon and was surprised to find the parking lot almost full. I was fortunate to get a chair on the south wall, which is where the…

Candy Store

Phoenix, Arizona

I have heard of the Candy...

I have heard of the Candy Store for a long time. I have been to many clubs in PHX and was very excited to check this place out. I like all kinds of clubs. Christies…

Tropical Lei

Upland, California

Guys beware of Natsha at TL...

Guys beware of Natsha at TL she is a true ROB liar! Negotiated BBBJ w/FS before we went to the VIP which she agreed to but when we got to the VIP room her story…

Living Room

Dayton, Ohio

I made an unplanned stop to...

I made an unplanned stop to the Living Room a couple of weekends ago. The neon lights from Dixie lured me off I-75 on my way thru town. After driving around the area…

Penthouse Club Philadelphia

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

It's a very nice place, obviously...

It's a very nice place, obviously someone put a crap load of money into it. That being said, it's in a very industrial neighborhood. Drinks are reasonably priced during happy hour, typical price hike after…

Ecstasy Theatre

Santa Ana, California

Went in to Ecstasy early Monday...

Went in to Ecstasy early Monday evening. There were about 5 or 6 Pls there. No girls walking around, just one on stage. Not even getting a dance, and I'm already down $26. Oh well,…

Mardi Gras

Springfield, Massachusetts

I visited this club for the...

I visited this club for the first time in more than a year. The club itself is very well maintained and clean. The "stage" is unique - dancers rotate around an irregularly shaped bar for…

Bottoms Up

Louisville, Kentucky

It never ceases to fascinate me...

It never ceases to fascinate me how short a period the average dancer survives in the industry. It seems like one rarely sees the same dancer twice, and that is the case here, also. Still,…

Scarlett's Cabaret Denver

Denver, Colorado

Went to the club Saturday early...

Went to the club Saturday early evening. About 6 pm. This was my gold standard club a few years ago. It has both full bar and topless downstairs and nude upstairs. Privat lap dance…

PT's Centerfolds

Denver, Colorado

Stopped in at about 11 pm...

Stopped in at about 11 pm on Monday night and stayed til 2 am. I had never been here and at first it didn't seem like my kind of club. The girls were…

Nicola's

Commerce, California

I definitely come here a lot...

I definitely come here a lot I like the atmosphere and the girls, mostly latinas but other ethnicity's as well. I recommend weekends for the week days are slower but any time after 10 PM…

VIP Cabaret

North Hollywood, California

Just came back from this place...

Just came back from this place and felt that I had to write a review. I only went there because of (1) location but (2) the other reviews on here. First, there was a $16.00…

Déjà Vu Colorado Springs

Colorado Springs, Colorado

I have been to this club...

I have been to this club several times and lately it has been rough. First, it is a pretty big and well appointed club with two good size stages but only one in use except…

Club Fantasies

Providence, Rhode Island

Visited CF again just for a...

Visited CF again just for a change of pace. Overall, not a bad experience, but I think I just hit the wrong day as the dancers weren't as attractive as I recall from my last…

Scarlett's Cabaret

Washington Park, Illinois

I'd rate this club facilities higher...

I'd rate this club facilities higher except for the fact that you smell like smoke when you exit. Illinois smoking laws aren't enforced here. A few of the better girls have moved on, Joy, who…

Bonita Flats Saloon

Olathe, Kansas

It had been a few years...

It had been a few years since at Bonita and had some time on a Friday afternoon. Since the club is not close to my work or home I have gotten the 1 day-$5…

Adelita Bar

Tijuana, Baja California

Stopped into Adelitas on a Saturday...

Stopped into Adelitas on a Saturday for a change. Place was packed with about 75 or more "dancers". The program here is to look for a girl that appeals to you, buy her a drink…

La Chambre

Detroit, Michigan

Stopped by at lunch on a...

Stopped by at lunch on a Tuesday and it is still a nice little club to go to so you can spend a little time with some lovely ladies. Definitely not like most of…

The Library Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Visited the club around 2 PM....

Visited the club around 2 PM. It had been a while and was surprised to see how dead the club was. I was debating whether to move on to OG when a older looking dancer…

Glimmers

Portland, Oregon

My recent visit to Glimmers convinced...

My recent visit to Glimmers convinced me that place may be developing into something special. This is despite, or perhaps because of, the fact that lap dances are basically out in the open. The place…

7th Heaven

Conshohocken, Pennsylvania

well, somtimes exploring a new club...

well, somtimes exploring a new club can be so so hot. my gf and i visited 7th heaven for the first time and it was soooo much fun. this place was small but…

Big Daddy's

New Orleans, Louisiana

I came here in May of...

I came here in May of 2010. I have to say that I was less than impressed. There is a small stage at the back where you are close to the action but…

Millstream Inn

Baltimore, Maryland

It was the Orioles home opener,...

It was the Orioles home opener, so dancers and bartenders were dressed in cute baseball themed costumes. Saw a group of costumed dancers come in together later in the afternoon. Seems they had…

PT's Centerfolds

Denver, Colorado

went here on a tuesday afteroon....

went here on a tuesday afteroon. there was about 6-10 girls there and about 15 customer. The girls were on the younger side which i like a lot. there were couple 5s there but the…

Jaguars Gentlemen's Club

Indianapolis, Indiana

This club is not much to...

This club is not much to look at. The location is not the best and the parking is only adequate. I stopped in on a Monday afternoon and walked in without a cover charge or…

PT's Showclub

Indianapolis, Indiana

Went to PT's on a Saturday...

Went to PT's on a Saturday night with four people total. Two woman, and two men. Place was not that crowded for a Saturday night, and the quality of the dancers left…

The Crazy Horse

San Francisco, California

After not being here for two...

After not being here for two years, I enjoyed coming back. But I also learned, that the club can very much be two-faced. The first stop was on a Sunday around 9 p.m. Relaxed atmosphere,…

Heart Breakers

Glen Ridge, New Jersey

place is a hole in the...

place is a hole in the wall for sure. small stage and bar with a pool table in the back. bathrooms are pretty bad. girls are a hit or miss. this time i went, it…

Bourbon Street

Phoenix, Arizona

I went to BSC for the...

I went to BSC for the first time on a Sunday evening, arriving around 9:30PM. I had read the reviews on this site but was concerned that Sunday night would be a disappointment.…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

I went to this club around...

I went to this club around midnight on a Sunday night. I had been to Bourbon Street Circus and really enjoyed my time there better, but this club may also have something to enjoy.…

Baby Dolls

Topeka, Kansas

I stopped in around 8:30 when...

I stopped in around 8:30 when things were still fairly quiet. The wait staff was very friendly and the service was great. Beers were fairly priced at only $3.50. The club has two stages and…

Crazy Horse III (CH3)

Las Vegas, Nevada

I visited this club on my...

I visited this club on my last trip to Vegas the second week of March. It was a first time visit for me,but I was impressed enough to visit 3 more times during my week's…

Boogie Nights

Harvey, Illinois

Visited Arnies at about 6:00pm after...

Visited Arnies at about 6:00pm after a stressful day at the gig and I left feeling great. Seeing as how it was a weekday there were no parking issues, I live in the area so…

Vixens Ybor Strip

Tampa, Florida

I went to this club around...

I went to this club around 4pm on a Tuesday afternoon. Drove and stopped by to have a drink. Not live in Tampa and heard this place is one of best SC in tampa bay…

Eve's Tease

Phoenix, Arizona

Was in town on business. ...

Was in town on business. The guy at the hotel bar recomended the club. Not the best part of town once I got there. It was not that I did not feel…

Brass Flamingo

Port Richey, Florida

It's been about a year since...

It's been about a year since my last visit to Brass Flamingo and I was a little concerned about returning based on some of the previous reviews. But, once again, I was not disappointed.…

Too Much Temptation Gentlemen's Club

Gary, Indiana

went there on a friday night...

went there on a friday night at about 10 they had at least 8-9 dancers all very friendly and willing got a couple lap dances for $10 in chairs they were very hands on and…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Stopped in last night...

Stopped in last night and the place was kinda slow. Not as many girls dancing as usual and a very light crowd. Maybe because of the NCAA championship game. Had a few of…

Goldfingers Gentlemen's Club

San Diego, California

I just moved to the area...

I just moved to the area recently, and this place is only a couple miles away. The reviews on this site prompted me to stop in myself, and I happened to find some time in…

Gold Club Centerfolds

Rancho Cordova, California

Only my second visit to a...

Only my second visit to a strip club and visited because I needed to kill some time in the Sacramento area. I wasn't expecting much on a Monday night around 7pm but the girls…

The Vue

Hudson, Florida

Visited here after a trip to...

Visited here after a trip to another club in Pasco left me a little bit cold, but that's for another review. I came here because in my experience the girls have always been at least…

Agora Gentlemen's Club

Erie , Michigan

I go to this place quite...

I go to this place quite often Most of the girls are very friendly. A couple need to make a visit to Jenny Craig!! Mondays are a good night to go as dances…

Le Pigale

Gatineau, Quebec

Very nice place. Mandatory coat check...

Very nice place. Mandatory coat check $5. then entered down stairs where we waited for a table (it helps if you tip the bouncer). Finally got up stairs. Very good girls there lots of…

Chicas Cabaret

Phoenix, Arizona

5 maybe 6 dancers at 2PM...

5 maybe 6 dancers at 2PM on a Tuesday Afternoon. Music was loud so it was difficult to have a conversation. Soda is $4. About 12 guests in the club and 1 or 2 were…

Diamond Club

Atlanta, Georgia

Went by the Diamond Club in...

Went by the Diamond Club in the afternoon after three Friday night visits over the past 6 weeks and found a small but energetic crowd. There were 7 dancers, one bartender and one waitress on…

The Penthouse Club - New Orleans

New Orleans, Louisiana

Visited this club on a wed...

Visited this club on a wed night. The club is upscale with a good ambience. Nice place to hang out, but you need to be well dressed. Business casual does not work in attracting the…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

Stopped by Follies on a Tuesday...

Stopped by Follies on a Tuesday afternoon and found the club just over half full of customers. No cover or parking before the evening. I enjoyed the happy hour buffet very much. The food was…

Escapes

Pensacola, Florida

Went to this club while in...

Went to this club while in Pensacola. Needless to say, being from Atlanta I'm spoiled. Nice club, but not what I am used to. Stayed for 2 drinks and left. The staff was great, the…

Blue Cat Club

Houston, Texas

The Blue Cat is one of...

The Blue Cat is one of a string of run down Korean bars on Telephone Road. When you walk in, there is a bar on the left and a pool table and couches and…

Club 390

Chicago Heights, Illinois

So went with a couple of...

So went with a couple of friends on a Thursday. It was one of my buddies first time going to a strip club so I wanted to take him to a place that we could…

Coco's Lounge Living on the Edge

Miami, Florida

Rode past this spot looking for...

Rode past this spot looking for Rol-Lex and said what the hell and stopped in. A $10 cover and pat down later and I stepped in to an OK looking spot. It's a unique setup…

Circus Bar

Baltimore, Maryland

The Blockist mentioned in my last...

The Blockist mentioned in my last review that a perfect storm was brewing at the Circus. As with most Block clubs, such events are a bit like thunder storms... a lot of thunder and…

Tropical Lei

Upland, California

Visited HT a long time ago...

Visited HT a long time ago and obviously heard about the service level at Tropical Lei being about the same. Arrived just before shift change at 7:30pm and fell for well known Predator Priya from…

Booby Trap

Doral, Florida

Ive been coming hear for a...

Ive been coming hear for a few years now since my office is close by and this is still one of my favorite clubs during the day shift. The DJ plays good hip hop and…

Stir Crazy Showgirls

Miami, Florida

I usually like coming here after...

I usually like coming here after getting a few drinks from Showgirls first since theyre both on US-1. Now im definitely not too crazy about the layout of the club. The tables seem too cramped…

Trapeze Club

Atlanta, Georgia

My wife and I were interested...

My wife and I were interested in trying something a bit different, and so we decided to give Trapeze a chance. We are not swingers by nature, so the experience was an eye-opener. Overall, I'd…

Spearmint Rhino

Lexington, Kentucky

Another visit to the Rhino. This...

Another visit to the Rhino. This one not nearly as good as the previous ones. As I kind of expected, pretty slow on an early Sunday evening. The were 3 girls, avg looks. Then a…

Goldfinger Gentlemen's Club

Sunrise, Florida

Stopped in on a Tuesday night...

Stopped in on a Tuesday night after getting some skyline chili down the street. $5 cover. I believe they charge $10 at Vegas down the road so they have that going for them. Place is…

Déjà Vu Showgirls

Mount Carmel, Ohio

I went to this club after...

I went to this club after reading some good reviews and having some good and bad experiences at several clubs around the country. Prepared for anything - i wasnt expecting the lack of contact…

Larry Flynt's Hustler Club

Washington Park, Illinois

Girls were very attractive and no...

Girls were very attractive and no shortage of of them. You really can't go wrong with the atmosphere or quality. If you are not careful and of sound mind, they will have you running for…

Tan Fannies

Panama City, Florida

Went to this club on a...

Went to this club on a Friday Night when i was in town on business. It was surprisingly crowded, which i am not used to seeing because i usually visit earlier in the week. I…

Montana Hideaway Gentlemen's Club

El Paso, Texas

My friends and I were looking...

My friends and I were looking for a strip club in El Paso that would let us smoke some cigars and had a decent cover fee. We ended up going to montana hideaway since it…

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Strip clubs making it rain on politicians

“All of the liquor, none of the clothes!” the billboards promise. Take a drive across the south suburbs and you know: Strip clubs are big business. But it's not just nude girls and club owners making money. Thousands of those dollars bills have…

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Man Calls 911 After Deal Made At Strip Club Isn't Honored

When deals made at a gentleman's club aren't honored, we're all doomed. After all, it's called a "gentleman's" club. If there is no honor there, then let us weep for humanity. A man in a Wisconsin strip club was promised some…

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Leesburg Man Pulls Shotgun on Stripper

A Leesburg, Va., man will be arraigned Monday after a bizarre weekend incident in which he allegedly pulled a shotgun on a stripper who refused his demands for sexual favors. Sheriff's deputies responded to the 43700 block of Lees Mill Square…

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massage list?

Actually more of a question than a blog--is there a list RE:massage parlor similar to tuscl only for places of massage & there ratings etc.? I once found "erotic massage" but it didn't really do much (mostly…

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"Hey, Joe!"

So I'm at the bar, dancer joins me, hugs me and says, "Hi, Joe!" Well, I know dancers meet dozens of guys every shift, and I'm amazed that they remember as many names as they do, so a dancer…

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Nipple Rings

I'm going out on a limb and betting that most members here are not fans. I have mixed feelings at the moment since a CF has them. I actually think they look hot, appearance wise, on her. She doesn't…

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Dancer: "I took a 9 month break from dancing"

Tipping a dancer on stage, I noted I hadn't seen her around for awhile. She said she'd taken a long break from dancing. Later she came by to chat and mentioned that she'd taken 9 months off.…

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Bogus review

New review on Mons Venus in Tampa which is bogus. Smoking allowed (first place in Tampa to ban smoking several years ago),restaurant good (no restaurant in this place) ,$10 dances (all $20-30/dance). Reviewer just made this up vs. wrong place(too drunk to…

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Full Nudity Returns to MO SC....Briefly

Last Friday & Saturday Night full nudity made a brief but welcome reappearance at KC's Bazookas Showgirls as part of their special Frivolitease presentation. Frivolitease was a Vegas-style showgirl review of the history of the art of striptease and burlesque. Sounds…

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All Sheen had to do was be himself ... Detroit to Chicago "Boos"to Standing Ovat

Charlie Sheen's life has been lived, at times, as if he were starring in his own reality show, part “Celebrity Rehab,” part “Cribs,” part “Howard Stern Show,” part “The Girls Next Door.” If we accept that premise, then Sunday at the…

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Country music in Strip Clubs

Hey, I'm a county boy. I grew up on country music and its part of who I am. I watched the ACM awards on tv last night and loved it. But, country music in SCs? Have…

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Clayton man seeks to open floating strip club on Suisun Bay

A Clayton man named John Rotherbar is drawing up plans for a floating strip club called “Moby Chicks“ in the waters of Suisun Bay, just north of the Concord Naval Weapons Station, CLAYCORD.com has learned. Rotherbar tells CLAYCORD.com he's presented plans…

Elysium Gentlemen's Club

Bunker Hill, West Virginia

Paradise City 2, just off I-81...

Paradise City 2, just off I-81 a few miles north of the VA / WV line, has become quite the popular place since I first visited in early 2010. Having arrived past midnight on several…

Circus Bar

Baltimore, Maryland

I was at this club a...

I was at this club a few hours before (writing this review). I've always given a quick look inside this club but never advanced more than that. Wanting to give it proper credit or dis-credit,…

Flamingo Lounge

Baltimore, Maryland

This club was my 4th club...

This club was my 4th club for the evening (I've passed writing review for 2 clubs because my visit was too short to do justice). The reason why I like FL more than others on…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

I visited twice this week and...

I visited twice this week and left with no lap dances both times, which is unusual because the mileage is generally so high. $5 cover Sunday afternoon, no cover before 7pm Wednesday. I didn't find…

BX Club (Beyond Xpectations)

Atlantic City, New Jersey

Warning: Atlantic City is a VERY...

Warning: Atlantic City is a VERY shitty area outside of the casino and hotel complexes, and this is no exception. We were offered drugs on the way out by 2 persistent dealers who tried to…

Tropical Lei

Upland, California

Small for a club of this...

Small for a club of this type of traffic, girls range from hideous to hot, but they seem to have a great mix. The vip's are definitely recommended, but don't get taken advantage of,…

State Line Showgirls

Post Falls, Idaho

I have been to a few...

I have been to a few clubs and have been accustomed to watching the "b team" on days and the top girls on night shift. this club is completely the opposite. if you want to…

Jen's Den

Akron, Ohio

The dancers here hustle really hard...

The dancers here hustle really hard and will give you a grind and allow some ass grabbing for $5/song. Several will try starting mid-song and try to count that as a full song unless…

Mitchell Brothers O'Farrell Theatre

San Francisco, California

I have been to Mitchell Brothers...

I have been to Mitchell Brothers numerous times over the years. Still a mainstay for the SF gentlemen's club scene. It is a large club with different and distinct areas that have changed…

Rick’s Cabaret

Chicago, Illinois

Was jam packed but don't ask...

Was jam packed but don't ask me why the only reason why I come here is to remind myself just how awful a SC can be but this is Chicago. Outside it's a zoo, nowhere…

Little Darlings Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Little Darlings is one of the...

Little Darlings is one of the few all nude clubs in Vegas. Because of city law, all of the fully nude clubs (except one, which was grandfathered in) are not allowed to serve alcohol.…

Rick's Cabaret

Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania

I worked at Blush 6 nights...

I worked at Blush 6 nights a week for four weeks (I travel full time), and it is my favorite club I have ever worked in. I plan on visiting Pittsburgh with a friend at…

Emperors Gentlemen's Club

Tampa, Florida

This is a large club with...

This is a large club with a laid back atmosphere. I have been a couple of times when I am in town. It is tiered to everyone can get a good look at the stage.…

The Crazy Horse

San Francisco, California

Another trip to CH to confirm...

Another trip to CH to confirm mileage of other reviewers. Had VIP with Tara and Barbie and a bikini lap with Unique. Tara was a standard VIP and offered extras but for twice…

Chez Joey

Myrtle Beach, South Carolina

I worked here for a day...

I worked here for a day and a half before quitting. The club is very nice inside, and the management is nice.. but the practices are a bit skanky. I don't mean that you'll get…

Privilege Lounge 216

Cleveland, Ohio

I hadn't been to Secrets in...

I hadn't been to Secrets in a long time. It's now -- and always has been -- a largely African-American bar; most the dancers, too. I like that just fine. Anyway, I wasn't quite…

The Candy Shop

Atlanta, Georgia

Tried this club previously, but was...

Tried this club previously, but was highly disappointed. There might have been a few guys and a couple of girls sitting down watching sportscenter talking about how it sucks the liqour license expired.…

Keepers Gentlemen's Club

Milford, Connecticut

Came back for a visit after...

Came back for a visit after a few months away and was shocked. There were dancers everywhere! Everyone seemed like they were having a good time. Mileage Is still the same, depends…

Cheetahs

San Diego, California

I went to Cheetahs with a...

I went to Cheetahs with a few buddies around 11pm on a Saturday night. Last time we had a similar guys weekend, we ended up at Deja Vu and it was just mediocre.…

Essex Gentleman's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Easy to spot on the North...

Easy to spot on the North side of Indian School. Parking lot security is friendly and you don't mind leaving your car there. Mostly Latina girls, rate from 6-8. Friendly and don't mind you chatting…

Bare Assets Melbourne

Melbourne, Florida

I stopped by this club just...

I stopped by this club just to see what Melbourne verses Cocoa Beach clubs were like. Short story is I would bypass Melbourne and stay with Cocoa Beach,now granted the IR is tough competition so…

Papermoon Midlothian

Richmond, Virginia

Been to Paper Moon Southside numerous...

Been to Paper Moon Southside numerous times. Dancers are very nice, friendly, good variety of types. Dancers wear pasties. Usually 3 girls on state, private dances available in back. There are…

Nikita's Playroom

Greer, South Carolina

Overall, decent club. The details are...

Overall, decent club. The details are a bit grungy (e.g., seats, entrance) but the stage area is still pretty impressive. Went there on a weekday afternoon, and was the only one there. The 4 dancers:…

Dollie's Playhouse

East St. Louis, Illinois

Becoming one of the few places...

Becoming one of the few places in WP that I frequent. The day shift is about the only time worth stopping these days. The last few trips to the night shift I…

Harry O's Club

Stamford, Connecticut

HarryO's is not in a great...

HarryO's is not in a great part of town, and parking at busy times is a bit of a problem. They have a lot directly next to the club entrance where they park cars…

Dollie's Playhouse

East St. Louis, Illinois

Stopped at Dollies on my recient...

Stopped at Dollies on my recient visit to St. Louis. Dollies was third on my list of the afternoon. I counted about 4 dancers and 3 of them were new to me.…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

This place is off the hook....

This place is off the hook. First it's much closer to a dive then a "gentlemen's club" from appearances. But it's well worth a visit. I've never seen anything like it.…

Vixens

Fort Myers, Florida

This location recently was purchased by...

This location recently was purchased by and renamed Scarlett's. They did some modifications to the club in regards to the stage itself and the "Champagne Room." The prices were increased to $25.00 per…

Le Girls Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Decided to check out Le Girls....

Decided to check out Le Girls. t was pretty dead at the time. The girls were all pretty but they all had one problem. They all had cigarette breath. And of coarse who wants a…

Dream Girls

Lincoln Park, Michigan

This is a combined review of...

This is a combined review of my visit today and about three weeks ago. Both experiences were very similar. When I approached the club, there were so far cars each time I wondered…

Dollie's Playhouse

East St. Louis, Illinois

First trip to Dollies on a...

First trip to Dollies on a Sunday, at first glance it looked like it got lost in the mid 80's, only 4 girls on, but all seemed friendly. Talked with 3 out of the 4,…

Fantasy Ranch

Kilgore, Texas

First off the club is a...

First off the club is a bit small you walk in and go down sort of a hallway the lapdance booths are to your right they also have a pool table too the guy at…

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hostess clubs

What is the appeal of these types of clubs. These clubs are very boring to me. you pay money to spend time with the girl.its all about conversation, ballroom dancing, watching movies. i visited a hostess club galaxy in…

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Charlie Sheen in Detroit

Q: Why is Charlie Sheen better than the Underwear Bomber? A: They both fly to Detroit, but Charlie actually succeeds in bombing. For a review of Charlie's performance: http://www.freep.com/article/20110402/ENT05/304020002/Charlie-Sheen-s-Detroit-show-gets-jeers-few-cheers-Fox-Theatre

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Who is this user?

www.tuscl.net Member since September 1999 1225 reviews 792 clubs reviewed Some reviews are curt and others are descriptive. They are from all over the country and world. Is this a "dump" account to post reviews from non-members?

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Average Prices for "extras"...

I went to my first club recently where "extras" were offered. I talked to a friend about it and told him what I payed, and he thought I got a heck of a deal since the stipper was so…

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Any good clubs for extras in Illinois/Indiana??

I know there are some clubs in the Detroit area where apparently extra "mileage" is available for the price, sometimes reasonable. But I'm not sure about Indiana or Illinois. I've heard that most of the clubs around Chicago are very nice, but…

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AK-47 crime wave appears to have stopped.

I'm in Detroit for the time being and when I saw that one of my ATF clubs had been hit by the gun-toting thugs that hit Tycoons also, I felt the need to go talk to my friends at Players…

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Tall or Short?

Personally, I find it a turn-off when a girl is too tall. I define "too tall" as being taller than me, even if she IS wearing 6" heels. I really like shorter girls, in fact one of my…

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Crime Wave at Hip Hugger

I'm getting reports of a "mini crime wave" at Hip Hugger this week. Wednesday night (actually Thursday morning) around closing, there was a bit of a fracas in the parking lot with the police arriving and making a drug…

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Stripper Hired to Dance at Funeral

There is a bond that some children have with their parents that can never be stripped away. Cai Ruigong, a Taiwanese man, proved that recently when he hired an adult dancer to perform at his father's funeral. Ruigong's father, Cai Jinlai, was…

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Cell phones in the strip club

I get it, I get it! Most, if not all, cell phones have cameras and clubs are full of idiots and jerks who are incapable of resisting the urge to sneak SNATCHshots of their ATF onstage or in VIP who…

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One cent buffet

There are two strip clubs in Ohio that used to have free lunch buffets on Friday. Now the Harem charges one cent and Columbus gold charges $0.25. Why bother charging such a small amount instead of just…

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Louis 'Shovelhead' Garrett makes a quilt out of donated panties

​A man in eastern Missouri has turned his appreciation for women's underpants into a quilt to keep warm all through the night. Louis Garrett, of Louisiana, Missouri, told the Hannibal Courier-Post about his bizarre hobby, explaining that he only started…

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Fake massage parlor inspector demands rubdown

NEWPORT BEACH, Calif. -- A California man is charged with demanding a rubdown and $200 while pretending to be a massage parlor inspector. Orange County prosecutors charged Edward Justin LaPorte with felony burglary and misdemeanor counts of impersonating a peace officer…

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Customer Gets Upset When Stripper Shows Up With Bouncer

Omaha, NE - When the stripper he'd hired to dance for him showed up with a bouncer, the 26-year-old became angry. According to police reports, Bradley Janisch ordered the dancer and her bouncer to leave, then followed them and took…

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Got them pregnant!

I know that vincemicheals knows my faves, "C" and "G". I found out today they were both pregnant and they say from me. Not sure what to do, but I have thought about skipping town. Being pro-life, I can have…

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Does sex make you sick?

1 in 100 Men May Be Allergic to Their Own Semen Published April 01, 2011 | FoxNews.com Imagine becoming physically ill every time you have an orgasm. You'd never want to have sex. Some medical researchers believe 1 in 100 men may…

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Found the perfect club pants!!!

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Contaminated Drinks

I just found out that the drinks in many strip clubs contain dihydrogen monoxide. You should not buy any drinks until you are sure that this chemical is not present. Thousands of people die from dihydrogen monoxide…

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Least favorite stripper tattoo location?

I do not understand why so many strippers LOVE tattoos. I'm not repulsed by tats, but I'd much prefer a woman with none. When women get tattoos on their tummies, it turns me off. One dancer I've seen had some…

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Did a bill board ever intice you to a satrip club?

Many years ago one in Memphis led me to the Platinum Plus. Times are a changing. New Law Limits Signs for Adult Entertainment Updated: Friday, 01 Apr 2011, 8:40 AM EDT Published : Friday, 01 Apr 2011, 8:40 AM EDT myFOXDetroit.com Staff LANSING, Mich. -…

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It All Starts Tonight

The NCAA Final Four and the PGA Championship are in Houston this weekend. The PGA started up on Thursday, and three of the final four teams arrived on Wednesday. I imagine that some out of city or out of state…

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Sasha Grey- Author ?

Adult actress Sasha Grey—who took her stage name from Oscar Wilde's “The Portrait of Dorian Gray”—has been described as “the thinking man's porn star.” So to satisfy her cerebral fans, the multiple AVN award-winner…

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Chicago Cops Removed From Force Over Alleged Strip Poker Game, Sexual Assault

Two Chicago police officers were relieved of their duties pending an investigation over allegations that they sexually assaulted a woman after a game of strip poker. According to a police report, the cops first noticed a 22-year-old woman on a sidewalk…

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Strip Club Lessons in Democracy

The good ole US of A is in dire straits. Not a bushel full of President Obamas or a harem full of Sarah Palins can get us out of this mess, only we can. The problem is we have become…

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Top 10 Qualities for an ATF

I was thinking about the qualities I look for in an ATF. These are the top 10 qualities I feel she should have. 1. Sense of humor 2. Intelligence 3. Sincere 4. Kind 5. Honest 6. Thrifty 7.…

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Nicki Minaj -- Big Booty Lap Dance for Lil Wayne

must be a magician ... because she made Lil Wayne's entire head disappear last night ... when she sat him down for a badonka-licious lap dance during their concert in New York. Moments before Nicki grinded on Weezy for all…

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Cal-OSHA Fines Hustler Video $14K for Not Using Condoms

LOS ANGELES—The California Division of Occupational Safety and Health (Cal-OSHA) has fined Hustler Video $14,175 for failing to use condoms in its productions. According to the citation issued to Hustler Video and obtained by AVN, Cal-OSHA cites three violations, in which…

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POP's new avatar...

I hope she's charging for that much groping!

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VCG Holding Corp. Announces 2010 Fourth Quarter And Full Year Financial Results

2010 Financial Results Overview Q4 revenue of $13.6 million; FY 2010 revenue of $55.3 million Q4 operating income of $1.7 million; FY 2010 operating income of $5.6 million Q4 net income from continuing operations of $0.8 million, or $0.04 per share; FY 2010…

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Detroit police: 3 men robbed strip club out of need

Three men accused of robbing a Detroit strip club told officers they did it because they needed the money, police said Wednesday. One of the men -- a former football player for Kentucky State University -- also is charged in connection…

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If people didn't care about sex...

...and people did not feel sexual attraction, do you guys think males and females would interact with each other on the scale that they do? My pesonal opinion is that we would be like 3rd graders on the playground; with boys…

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2 arrested on sex charges at car wash

Gastonia police say the man and woman they found at the Super Clean Car Wash late Tuesday night weren't there just to clean the car. Police arrested Kimberly June Poteat, 26, and Christopher Steven Andrews, 43, each of Gastonia, on prostitution…

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Nature's Viagra: Saffron, Ginseng Named Best Natural Aphrodisiacs

Want to spice up your sex life? Try adding these natural aphrodisiacs to your next meal. Sorry, chocoholics: after extensive, stringent review, researchers have just declared saffron and ginseng as the two most potent natural aphrodisiacs. A team of scientists from…

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YOUR ATF

How often do any of u go to see your atf? Once a week, once a month, once every two weeks etc etc etc.

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Do I Have a Porn Problem?

I'm worried about my mental health. I don't much care for porn! I would rather watch a real woman dance around on stage in clothes than watch a moving image of a naked woman. (It should go without saying that…

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Now I see what's the All Time Favorite topic here!

That is "Ask your ATF OTC". No double. Period! But any time it's still a pleasure to read all the responses. Love it. Really my ATF here @ TUSCL.net

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DANCER VOICE

ever had a dancer whose voice was a major turn off? met dancer in Florida last week that was at high 9. great legs, perfect ass and to die for boobs. stage show was hot, but when she…

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Wasn't Porky's More Humane?

"Big Daddy's • New Orleans, Louisiana • March 29, 2011 Visited on: Saturday After Midnight • Dancers on Shift: 11-25 Ratings: Physical Club: 1 • Dancer Quality: 5 • Dollar Value: 1 This place is a TOTAL RIPOFF! Stay…

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Male bartenders/waiters at a strip club

Just wondering what do you guys think of male wait staff at a strip club? Do you turn around and walk out when you see a male bartender? I think it is usually a bad sign when you…

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AVNS Inc. Issues Voluntary Recall of The Best Enhancer

Manufacturer failed to list ingredient on product label Posted Mar 29th, 2011 11:41 AM PARAMOUNT, Calif.—AVNS Inc. announced today it is voluntarily recalling The Best Enhancement Supplement. AVNS Inc is conducting a voluntary recall after being informed by its manufacturer, Drive Total…

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Asking about OTC

So I'm looking at asking a girl about meeting her OTC, I was wondering if anyone had any suggestions on doing this? I'm not worried about this girl running to the bouncer (as I saw in another thread), but I…

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Dancer Earnings

I've always wondered just how much of a cut the club gets out of a dancer's earnings. For instance, a $20 lap dance, on average, how much does the club get from this? I realize it varies per club, but…

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My Darkest Days - Porn Star Dancing

A rock song about strippers. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c2Fnet0y9Ts “‎Porn Star Dancing” became the 60th most downloaded video in iTunes history.

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ATMs in Clubs

I was reading the article about how strip clubs don't get it and wanted to add another aspect. I was in a club last week pondering ways clubs could do better. (Yes, I was not having a great…

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Fiesta Bowl CEO John Junker Fired; Allegations Include Using Money For Strip Clu

The Fiesta Bowl has fired CEO John Junker after a report by the Bowl's oversight committee found evidence of lavish spending, political dealings well beyond the scope of a non-profit organization, and inappropriate political donations made by employees of the…

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Birdman Reportedly Spends $50K at Strip Club

Birdman reportedly dropped 50 stacks at a New York strip club earlier this week. Cash Money empresario Birdman is hardly a stranger to dropping large sums of cash at a single time. Now, the former Big Tymer is making headlines for…

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N.o F.un L.eague

With the NFL (No Fun League) living up to its name with the lock out, at least theres till some place that keeps the fun in football. The LFL. (http://www.lflus.com). I wouldn't mind having all the players on my…

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Screw My Wife Or Go Directly To Jail

A Winnipeg lawyer accused of pressuring a client to have sex with his wife – a woman who is now a Manitoba judge – has pleaded guilty to three counts of professional misconduct. Jack King was accused of trying to coerce…