The Strip Club Price/Pleasure Index
farmerart
I have thought of something else that I call the Strip Club Price/Pleasure Index, sort of like the Consumer Price Index or the Dow Jones 30 Index. It will be just a number calculated using rigid rules to arrive at a number giving a value to the lap dances we enjoy in the clubs we visit. This index will just take into account lap dances and not the UHM extras that may be available: HJ, BJ, FS, etc.
Here is how I would calculate this index. The price part is dead simple: just the price paid for the lap dance; $10, $20, $50, whatever. The pleasure part would be values assigned by the following rating system:
Air dance - 1
Dancer contact with customer - 2
Dancer contact + grinding - 3
2-way contact - 4
2-way contact + grinding - 5
2-way contact with all the goodies (boobies and pussy) - 6
2-way contact with the goodies + grinding - 7
All of the above + in-the-pants happy ending - 8
Calculation of the index is easy. $10 air dance has an index value of 10: 10 divided by 1. $25 dance including 2-way contact with the goodies + grinding has an index value of 3.57: 25 divided by 7. The lower the index number the better the monetary value of the dance. In my opinion this number gives a fairly objective rating to the quality and value of the lap dance. Dancer attractiveness will always be totally subjective and a dancer's lap dance index can vary from customer to customer.
How do you tell that I spent a mind-numbing 14 hours on the drill site today? Any comments on this latest bit of twaddle from my elderly brain?
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There are some types of clubs where management is strict on no customer touching but they seem to tolerate dancers giving HJs and BJ through the shorts. Much more pleasurable than grinding.
seriously, index may not be so useful given other vaariables mentioned by earlier posters that add to enjoyment.........
BUT the descriptive list of dance types could be very helpful to reviewers in describing their LD experience. add to list for various extras and, maybe, OTC...you just might be onto something if enough reviewers use your scale :)
Nice try though FA!
crazyjoe
05/31/11 7:13 AM
how do you score it id a stripper farts in your face?
^^
LOL, well if your name is iamazero you'd score it as strip club nirvana!
I first score the dancers by 3 categories in a scale of 1-10, and weigh them 25% facial looks, 30% body and 45 % for the Lap Dance.
I then have the following points for ratings.
Any dancer whose Lap Dance Rating >= 8 and Overall Rating > 8.5 gets one point. Anyone else gets 0 points and scoring goes no further.
Then I add 2 x (2 - (10 -Lap Dance Rating)) + (2 - (10 - Overall Rating)).
And then add or subtract points based off price
$10 or less per song 3 points
$15 per song 2.5 points
$20 per song 2 points
$25 per song 1 points
$30 per song 0 point
$35 per song -1 point
$40 per song -3 points
> $40 per song -5 points
The maximum points a dancer can get is 10 at a club that is $10 or less a song.
For example if the dancer is 10 face, 9 body and 6 dance, her rating is 7.9, she gets 0 points.
My current favorite is 8 face, 9 body and 10 dance (my current favorite). Her overall rate is 9.2 and her lap dance is 10 so she gets 1 point. Add in 4 additional for a 10 in lap dancing and 1.2 points for her her overall rating of 9.2, gives her a total of 6.2 points before the club is factored in.
She danced most of the time at a club where the dances were $25 a dance, so she got 1 extra point, which moved her to 7.2 points. When she moved to a club where the prices are $35 a song she dropped to 5.2, and I basically avoided the club.
My all time favorite dancer, was 9, 9, 9.5 and danced at a club that was $10 a song, and her score at that club was 8.225.
I wondered what that guy was doing with a calculator in the strip club...