The Strip Club Price/Pleasure Index

iphone app to guide us through the computation would be handy.

interesting idea.

There are some types of clubs where management is strict on no customer touching but they seem to tolerate dancers giving HJs and BJ through the shorts. Much more pleasurable than grinding.

Your index looks like it would work for people who are just looking for maximum mileage for minimum cost, assuming that they don't care about dancer looks, dancer attitude, the club cleanliness and facilities, or any of the other non-mileage factors that impact the experience.

When my grandfather passed away, we found an old abacus in a box in the basement. Maybe I'll dust it off for this one.

Keeping the mind active helps avoid the onset of senility. From that perspective, that was good twaddle.

My index is easier. OK, Enjoyed, Enjoyed a lot, WOW, and I'm cumming...

art, nice twaddle. senility hasn't set in yet; boredom maybe?

seriously, index may not be so useful given other vaariables mentioned by earlier posters that add to enjoyment.........

BUT the descriptive list of dance types could be very helpful to reviewers in describing their LD experience. add to list for various extras and, maybe, OTC...you just might be onto something if enough reviewers use your scale :)

An issue I just thought of with this index is that a club that sells $5 air dances would get the same score as a club that sells $30 very-high-contact dances, but these are two very different experiences. If you got 6 air dances you probably wouldn't equate that in value to one very high contact dance.

The problem with trying to standardize anything related to SCs is that we each have our own tastes and goals. Two guys having the exact same experience in an SC are going to score it differently no matter what we come up with as a standard.

Nice try though FA!

how do you score it id a stripper farts in your face?

crazyjoe

05/31/11 7:13 AM how do you score it id a stripper farts in your face?

^^ LOL, well if your name is iamazero you'd score it as strip club nirvana!

It's time to get off the drill and get your ass back to Vancouver. There are a couple of cuties at the 5 who miss your intelligent conversation. OOPS I meant cash. That way you can try your new index on their $50 lap dances.

I have been coming up with a rating system over the last few years, until I most recently simplified it to the following.

I first score the dancers by 3 categories in a scale of 1-10, and weigh them 25% facial looks, 30% body and 45 % for the Lap Dance.

I then have the following points for ratings. Any dancer whose Lap Dance Rating >= 8 and Overall Rating > 8.5 gets one point. Anyone else gets 0 points and scoring goes no further.

Then I add 2 x (2 - (10 -Lap Dance Rating)) + (2 - (10 - Overall Rating)).

And then add or subtract points based off price $10 or less per song 3 points $15 per song 2.5 points $20 per song 2 points $25 per song 1 points $30 per song 0 point $35 per song -1 point $40 per song -3 points

$40 per song -5 points

The maximum points a dancer can get is 10 at a club that is $10 or less a song.

For example if the dancer is 10 face, 9 body and 6 dance, her rating is 7.9, she gets 0 points.

My current favorite is 8 face, 9 body and 10 dance (my current favorite). Her overall rate is 9.2 and her lap dance is 10 so she gets 1 point. Add in 4 additional for a 10 in lap dancing and 1.2 points for her her overall rating of 9.2, gives her a total of 6.2 points before the club is factored in.

She danced most of the time at a club where the dances were $25 a dance, so she got 1 extra point, which moved her to 7.2 points. When she moved to a club where the prices are $35 a song she dropped to 5.2, and I basically avoided the club.

My all time favorite dancer, was 9, 9, 9.5 and danced at a club that was $10 a song, and her score at that club was 8.225.

^^^^^ I wondered what that guy was doing with a calculator in the strip club...

I'll stick with my index.