King Of Diamonds
Closed
17852 Ipco Rd, Miami, FL 33162, USA*

I arrived around 930pm to this...

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sna2mia
Jun 3, 2011, 12:00 AM
Dancers
Club Quality
Value
Visited: Thursday Evening

I arrived around 930pm to this club. There was no cover just a request for a tip to the chick at the door, so i gave her a few bucks and went in. The first (and perhaps most alarming thing) is that as you enter there is a big sign on the door alerting you that by entering you consent to being videotaped/photographed and that those photos become the property of the club and can be used however the club chooses. Epic fail.

Once inside I realized why they weren't charging cover. The place was totally dead. There was nobody there. I was probably customer #4. I couldn't find a bartender. Nasty chicks were wandering around (not dancing) almost fully dressed. Of the 4 or 5 girls I saw, all were hispanic or black, and each of them was super fugly. I hung out for a bit and pretended to watch TV to see if the place would liven up, but it didn't and I soon bailed. At least I wasn't out a cover charge.

At first I thought it might be just an off night, but tootsie's was happening. This club just can't compete, I guess.

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