This club has a highly polished...

This club has a highly polished look with hot dancers and cheap prices (two songs for $25, 30 min. for $100). Unfortunately, the dancers make minimum contact with you if at all. It's a wash if that's what you want. Read on.

For my first visit to the club closest to me, I printed out a free admission coupon from their web site. Admission was $5 because the coupon only took off $5. The other $5 of admission is apparently for unlimited soft drinks. My first impression was that the decor was quite posh. It was shiny with comfy armchairs two to a table. I took a seat one away from the stage to enjoy my root beer and was immediately approached by a hot, friendly brunette who said it was her first day and asked permission to sit. She chatted me up a bit. Eventually, she asked if I wanted a dance, and I said I wanted to soak in the ambience for a while first. I thanked her and said I could be up for a dance later.

A second girl who reminded me of a less trashy Snookie of JS infamy passed by and offered a dance which I turned down. A third unattractive girl pestered me for a dance, but she gave up after asking about five times in a pushy style. I took a seat by the stage and tossed out singles as the dancers went through rotation fully nude. This was good for a revue of the girls. The dancing was average (I've seen worse), except for the first hot brunette I'd met who was extremely athletic. I'd been watching the open-faced lap dances booths and noticing that the girls rarely, if ever made contact with the customers.