XTC Cabaret Austin
3501 Andtree Blvd Austin, TX 78724

I arrived here Saturday afternoon before...

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ggunit
Jun 4, 2011, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Saturday Afternoon

I arrived here Saturday afternoon before 6PM. From the outside, the club looks pretty shady. It looks like a shack almost in the middle of nowhere. The cover is .15 and parking was .05. I didn't want to get my car scratched so I just paid the dude. VIP access is .15 but I decided to chill this time with my couple beers, it's BYOB. There are 3 stages, and I didn't want to get hounded by all the girls, so I took a seat near the second stage in the far back. This plan didn't really work out because right when I sat down they were having 1 minute preview dances for .01. This was crazy and have never seen anything like this. So I had a different girl on my lap back-to-back-to-back-to-back-to-back-to-back. If you're counting, that's 6 dances for .06, a deal in my book even if we are in a recession. The deal was over and I could finally enjoy my 2 beers. The dancers weren't diamonds when I was there around 4PM. I'll say around the 6-7 range. When I was pretty much done with my beers, one older girl came and talked me up saying the teeny boppers came during the night shift to dance. Maybe some 8's dance at night. She didn't seem to like them very much. You can only be young for so long. She offered me a dance in the VIP but I declined. She said she doesn't give it up but some others do. I was tempted to ask which others but I also refrained. I was done with my 2 beers and called it an afternoon. If you are on a budget and looking for some laid back fun this is definitely the place to go. You might even get lucky with some of the "others."

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