Thee Original DollHouse
5570 S Orange Blossom Trail Orlando, FL 32839

This club is on OBT along...

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magicin1969
Jun 3, 2011, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Thursday Evening

This club is on OBT along with a bunch of others. Basically these clubs are the armpits of Orlando. The city already has a huge problem attracting customers because on the west side is Tampa. On the east side is Jacksonville. And South Florida, need I say more??

It has a parking lot that is decently sized probably for back when it was good. Inside it was fairly large. I should have known that when I went in on a Thursday evening and no one else was there but staff. I thought because the parking lot was half way full of cars that it would've been busy. Turns out all the cars belonged to staff.They had two stages with about 2 poles on it. The bouncers were all in suits but that's where it ends. When I walked in all the girls were sitting around playing with each other. It looked like the all the girls employed were working that night. The girls varied in attractiveness, none worth VIP. I sat and bought a beer and since I was the first patron, they only just started performing on stage. The dancers on stage looked really annoyed to have to work while the ones off were straight up hounds. Not once did I feel more than a dollar bill, the art of the hustle has been lost on these girls.

I was bored with the whole thing in about 20 minutes. I decided to tip some of the girls to encourage them. Some smiled, some didn't. The conversations were very mechanical and pushy. On top of that, don't forget that there is no contact in the clubs. Around this area, I know that is negotiable though. I chatted with the bartender and had a much better time than with any of the girls. After finishing my second beer, I said goodbye to this sad club and left. I will never go back and I don't suggest anyone waste their energy, time, or money here.

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