another condom question

If I'm at a club where it's likely I'll need it, I usually go to the restroom after watching a dance or two. Go to a stall, get covered, come out. Usually works well. If you see a couple come out of the lap dance area and he heads straight to the can, then he's probably gotten happy. Grab the girl and go with her.

No need for condoms. Just get the underwear called "Liquid Lapdance".

^ LOL.

The good ones clean you up before they send you back out on the floor.

You just get her to suck your cock, that way there is no mess.

I never even brought a condom to a strip club. Someone must be having a whole more fun than I am.

Mr. Happy does not wear a condom unless he can show it off to the lady.

when fucking a condom is recommended when sucking hell no

just don't cum.

If you can keep an erection in a men's restroom, then you are probably gay.

It depends on the club. I have been in clubs where the dancers will pull out the condom and apply it. Some clubs have dispensing machines in the restrooms, and the few times I put one on myself I have done so in the restroom.

I don't like going home with a giant wet spot on my shorts. Therefore, I usually put on a condom in the restroom after I'm feeling a little "excited" from watching the show for a while, and pretty sure I'm gonna get a good lap dance soon. And no, "sinclair", not gay, just big enough so the condom doesn't fall off before I get to a couch/VIP/whatever. I find that during a good lap dance, the condom serves as a nice "interface" for more comfortable grinding. I personally don't enjoy getting my underwear ground into my dick until I'm raw. A lightly-lubricated condom works well to transmit the "grind" feeling to all the right places.

So...my next question to all you TUSCL guys out there...what is the reaction you get when an exploring dancer discovers you are wearing a condom? I've had a wide range of responses:

1. "Oooh, nice! No mess!" (after which I got an unexpected covered HJ).
2. Laughter..."you must be married, are you married?" (followed by covered HJ in VIP)
3. Complete astonishment: "I've never had a guy put one on in the restroom before!" (in the VIP; after which she asked me to take it off, since she thought it was dirty...I didn't have another...so we just did a couple non-covered HJ...but they had towels available.)
4. "Don't be shy...lots of guys aren't circumcised." (clearly, she hadn't had as much experience as she professed, since she thought the condom was foreskin)
5. "That tasted really good...what brand was it?" (following unexpected covered BJ)
6. "Oh, you're already wearing one." (following a negotiation over the price for HJ, she gave covered BJ for the same price, since I had a condom on...bonus!)
7. Once, I had a girl take the condom off (didn't seem surprised I was wearing one), bring out some lotion from her handbag, and give a (very messy) uncovered HJ. I found myself wondering...did she maybe have a latex allergy?
8. Finally, I recently (last night) had a girl just go ahead with a HJ without batting an eyelash...seemed that she understood the situation just fine.

Looking forward to your comments,
mwtg

I've never worn a condom for a lap dance. And since by the time I need one, we're both clear on what's going to happen, there's no surprise involved.

What's that line from Porky's - "Pee Wee wore a rubber to his date with Wendy".