Do you really give a shit about the club layout?
shadowcat
Atlanta suburb
i read review after review of where the bar, pool tables, stages, and mens room are located. I find that a total waste of literary talent. I can find that out in an instant. What I find lacking is a listing of actual prices for drinks, table dances and VIP trips. Words like reasonable or customary don't tell me anything.
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What I would suggest is that reviewers only post layout info if it hasn't been posted recently or is different from what has already been posted
2) Tell me about reception (what surprises lie in wait)
3) Tell me where the LD's are-prices ?
4) Add in the men's room-if notable. A troll ? Filthy ?
Also, we have been to one club in Indiana where there was not even a ladies room. My wife had to use a men's room with a stripper outside the door (although she did accompany her back to the table and we had a nice time chatting and got a private dance later.) and the light bulb did not even work.
One more point - without some of the descriptions on some of the New Orleans clubs, it would be impossible to know what areas are available and what they are like. They usually do not offer tours and girls won't all share.
I don't mind the info on the layout, especially if I'm visiting a club for the first time. If it's a club I've been to before, I can always skim over it.
Whether it has a pool table is also good info.
Seems you are in the minority here. That said, I will agree with on some things (pool tables, etc.), but a few extra words, I can deal with as long as pertinent information is also included.
I appreciate a heads-up on the layout because it gives me the illusion of familiarity on my first visit...
I agree with S-cat that words like reasonable or customary aren't very valuable. If the place has clean carpet, I don't care to read about it in a review. Most clubs have *reasonably* clean carpet, so don't mention it. If the mens' room has a toilet in it, don't mention it. If you have to piss in a five-gallon orange "homer" bucket, say something about that not-so-customary situation.
I prefer to have sex on comfortable things!
And I'm glad you mentioned pool tables. I, for one, will not usually return to a club that has pool tables. No place for pool tables and video games in a strip club. If the dancers are so ugly that you have to resort to pool to keep entertained, then fuck that club.
afterall i do want to get my stick and balls taken care of :p