When your cable goes out, you can't watch LifeTime Movie Network When you can't watch LifeTime Movie Network, you decide to spend like an idiot When you spend like an idiot, you drive your viper to the club to find a 900 dollar drug skank When you drive your viper to the club to find a 900 dollar drug skank, you decide to party When you decide to party, you use roxi's, mollie's ,coke, bud, and Patron like an idiot When you use roxi's, mollies, coke, bud, and Patron, you are late for a 7:00am board meeting, fucked up with a bleeding nose Don't be late for a 7:00am board meeting, fucked up with a bleeding nose
Switch from cable to Direct TV
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You should write commercials for Direct TV.
LOL we might just have too add this too the HOF discussion bored
Good one!
That shit goes the other way too. My DirecTV goes out when it rains, then I goto the titty bar. I generally have a good time and don't miss any meetings though, so I didn't switch yet.
I hate how after the first year direct tv jacks up your rates....sons of bitched fuck direct tv and dirty skanks
You forgot, "Then you change your name to LMN." ;)
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