When your cable goes out, you can't watch LifeTime Movie Network When you can't watch LifeTime Movie Network, you decide to spend like an idiot When you spend like an idiot, you drive your viper to the club to find a 900 dollar drug skank When you drive your viper to the club to find a 900 dollar drug skank, you decide to party When you decide to party, you use roxi's, mollie's ,coke, bud, and Patron like an idiot When you use roxi's, mollies, coke, bud, and Patron, you are late for a 7:00am board meeting, fucked up with a bleeding nose Don't be late for a 7:00am board meeting, fucked up with a bleeding nose
Switch from cable to Direct TV
You should write commercials for Direct TV.