LifeTime Movie Network and Direct TV

When your cable goes out, you can't watch LifeTime Movie Network
When you can't watch LifeTime Movie Network, you decide to spend like an idiot
When you spend like an idiot, you drive your viper to the club to find a 900 dollar drug skank
When you drive your viper to the club to find a 900 dollar drug skank, you decide to party
When you decide to party, you use roxi's, mollie's ,coke, bud, and Patron like an idiot
When you use roxi's, mollies, coke, bud, and Patron, you are late for a 7:00am board meeting, fucked up with a bleeding nose
Don't be late for a 7:00am board meeting, fucked up with a bleeding nose

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