Todd(Strip Club Owner): Oh, great, Rose. Glad I caught you. Um, I wanted to go over a couple of minor policy changes that we have here at the club.
Rose: Like what?
Todd: Like, I want you to start having sex with the customers for money.
Rose: What? That's totally illegal, Todd.
Todd: Come on. What are you gonna do? Besides, I gotta stay competitive with those fuckers who just opened up across the street.
Ros: You mean the Apple store?
Todd: Yeah! And they're killing us!
Rose: Oh, God. That's it. I can't do it. I quit.
Kymberly: [Enters] Did you hear the good news? Now we get to fuck the customers for money!
[Squeals]
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Todd(Strip Club Owner): Oh, great, Rose. Glad I caught you. Um, I wanted to go over a couple of minor policy changes that we have here at the club.
Rose: Like what?
Todd: Like, I want you to start having sex with the customers for money.
Rose: What? That's totally illegal, Todd.
Todd: Come on. What are you gonna do? Besides, I gotta stay competitive with those fuckers who just opened up across the street.
Ros: You mean the Apple store?
Todd: Yeah! And they're killing us!
Rose: Oh, God. That's it. I can't do it. I quit.
Kymberly: [Enters] Did you hear the good news? Now we get to fuck the customers for money!
[Squeals]